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The Flood / Re: Why are raisins so good
« on: December 27, 2014, 05:36:23 PM »
mhmmmm raisins in bread and butter pudding

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The Flood / Re: Please stop smoking
« on: December 27, 2014, 05:34:59 PM »
No. I like smoking, I'll stop when I want to. Not because some swedish fag told me to.
You'll stop when you die of lung cancer
Good, then I'll be free from the suffering of this world.

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The Flood / Re: Genuine, homemade Italian food cannot be beaten
« on: December 27, 2014, 05:34:19 PM »
lol fuck off, italy is shaped like a shoe

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The Flood / Re: Please stop smoking
« on: December 27, 2014, 05:33:31 PM »
No. I like smoking, I'll stop when I want to. Not because some swedish fag told me to.

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The Flood / omg pirate bae is back
« on: December 27, 2014, 05:09:06 PM »
fuck bitches get torrents

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The Flood / Re: The plural of horse should be heese
« on: December 27, 2014, 03:57:58 PM »
Seeing as how the plural of foot is feet, the plural of boot should be beet as well.
This makes leet the plural of loot.
"leet" isn't a fucking word you stupid piece of fucking shit
You're not even a real fucking person.

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The Flood / Re: The plural of horse should be heese
« on: December 27, 2014, 03:53:46 PM »
but what do we call a group of blacks?
A Lynching.

Spoiler
Too far?

Racist. Lynching niggers is wrong. You should be ashamed of yourself.
We should lynch gays instead. At least black people believe in God.

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The Flood / Re: The plural of horse should be heese
« on: December 27, 2014, 03:51:21 PM »
but what do we call a group of blacks?
people

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The Flood / Re: The plural of horse should be heese
« on: December 27, 2014, 03:45:42 PM »
Seeing as how the plural of foot is feet, the plural of boot should be beet as well.
that's good too.
"I'll be out in a minute let me put on my beets"

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The Flood / The plural of horse should be heese
« on: December 27, 2014, 03:42:45 PM »
"Over there is my prize horse Jeffrey, the rest of the heese are in the stable"

It's great it just slips off the tongue

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Is calling a white guy a monkey racist too? Because I don't see how calling someone a monkey is racist, it's just an insult.
It technically shouldn't be racist but Blacks were first called monkeys as slaves.

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The Flood / Re: Time to work.
« on: December 27, 2014, 03:11:20 PM »
Wait what?
Why? It's the 27th!
Do holidays mean nothing anymore??
that doesn't really mean much when you work in fast food and retail. I worked all day christmas eve and boxing day.
That's because Argos is shit
I'm not complaining tbh I got £100 each day.  8) 8)

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The Flood / Re: Time to work.
« on: December 27, 2014, 03:01:47 PM »
Wait what?
Why? It's the 27th!
Do holidays mean nothing anymore??
that doesn't really mean much when you work in fast food and retail. I worked all day christmas eve and boxing day.

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:/ wtf man

Quote
North Korea called U.S. President Barack Obama a "monkey" and blamed Washington on Saturday for Internet outages it has experienced during a confrontation with the United States over the hacking of the film studio Sony Pictures.

The National Defense Commission, the North's ruling body chaired by state leader Kim Jong Un, said Obama was responsible for Sony's belated decision to release the action comedy "The Interview", which depicts a plot to assassinate Kim.

"Obama always goes reckless in words and deeds like a monkey in a tropical forest," an unnamed spokesman for the commission said in a statement carried by the official KCNA news agency, using a term seemingly designed to cause racial offense that North Korea has resorted to previously.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/12/27/us-northkorea-cybersecurity-idUSKBN0K502920141227



How dumb do you have to be? Pretty racist don't you think.

Kim Jong Kinder could be a floodian with that kind of attitude.

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The Flood / Re: >he's not attracted to black women
« on: December 27, 2014, 02:30:40 PM »
i find black women attractive, my taste isn't restricted. although i've never really been interested asian women

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Gaming / Re: Gamertag Suggestions
« on: December 27, 2014, 01:45:44 PM »
Fly Young Red

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 Beta starts in 2 days.
« on: December 27, 2014, 03:46:47 AM »
I don't have an xbone :'(
I'm going to cut again

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5's Rocket Launcher
« on: December 27, 2014, 03:45:51 AM »
Aw man I love the halo rocket design. 343 broke teh canon

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The Flood / Re: have you guys ever tried stuffed vine leaves?
« on: December 26, 2014, 06:49:31 PM »
That looks like...green poo.
And you look like a walking cum stain.
Well



Dont blame me
Woah this got weird fast.

You want to know what's really weird? All I can think of when I hear the words "walking cum stain" is Mr. Clean.


recon?

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Gaming / Re: Dragon Age: Inquisition
« on: December 26, 2014, 06:49:01 PM »
It's amazing so far
I'll be getting it.
Really? It's £30, I can afford it but I'm not 100% sure as to whether I should get it or not :/

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http://www.nytimes.com/2014/12/27/world/middleeast/syria-isis-recruits-teenagers-as-suicide-bombers.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&module=first-column-region&region=top-news&WT.nav=top-news&_r=0

There's the full article, however this the only interesting part. Made me lol.


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He now says he was brainwashed. But he admits that he willingly ran away from home one morning on his way to school and joined a training camp in the desert. For about a month, he was put through military training, and he was taught how to shoot an assault rifle and how to storm a building. He had two meals a day, mostly cheese and eggs.

Soon, though, he said, “I noticed things I saw that were different from Islam.”

Back home he saw the group inflict severe punishments on men who were caught smoking cigarettes, yet in the camp, he said, he saw fighters smoking. He said he saw men having sex with other men behind the tents in the desert night. And, he said, he was increasingly put off by “the way they are killing innocent people.”


inb4 rc joins isis

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The Flood / Re: have you guys ever tried stuffed vine leaves?
« on: December 26, 2014, 06:41:44 PM »
That looks like...green poo.
Pffffffffft lmao, changed the pic babe

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The Flood / Re: My girlfriend left me for some fucking Indian guy
« on: December 26, 2014, 06:39:53 PM »
The joke would be funnier if you could actually get a girlfriend.

Spoiler

That just stole this thread XD
But he had one.

She was giving him head and he pretended she was his daughter. Remember? Remember guys?
Never 5get

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The Flood / have you guys ever tried stuffed vine leaves?
« on: December 26, 2014, 06:38:26 PM »
Spoiler
Could do with some right now but mother dearest is asleep. What a bitch, going to sleep whilst her son is hungry. I swear one of these days she's going to accidentally fall on a knife.

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The Flood / Re: holy fuck have you ever ate Jagershnitzel?
« on: December 26, 2014, 06:31:33 PM »
sick on plate. lovely.

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Serious / Re: Which side would you defend?
« on: December 26, 2014, 06:30:58 PM »
Allow both to die.
The child will suffer greatly without a mother.

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The Flood / Re: My girlfriend left me for some fucking Indian guy
« on: December 26, 2014, 06:29:55 PM »
fucking paki

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The Flood / Re: Lierally Mod Bias/ #FREE YUTAKA
« on: December 26, 2014, 06:27:03 PM »
i finally understand this mod bias. never have i felt so hurt, im being oppressed.
You think that's funny? You think a night raid by ninjas is a joke?



You know nothing of the world.
think you're funny? how's your grandfather tho?

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The Flood / Re: Lierally Mod Bias/ #FREE YUTAKA
« on: December 26, 2014, 06:18:02 PM »
i finally understand this mod bias. never have i felt so hurt, im being oppressed.

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The Flood / Re: Sandwich Thread
« on: December 26, 2014, 06:12:35 PM »
>not roastbeef
topkek

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