If I cared enough, then yes I could. I've scarred multiple friends after prank texting them to actually making them think they're involved in the middle of a gang conflict

pic related; it's you

Surely you shouldn't start rebuilding until the rampaging lunatics are all dead? .-.

sadly you will never see the imams wiped out. You have to work around them.

>jezebel

Why am I not surprised?

clickbait does as clickbait is

Given some recent discussions and the events in Falujahson, MO, I've decided to share a little story with you guys.

A couple of weeks ago, I went on an 8 day trip with my scout troop all around New England, looking at the beautiful Maine wilderness, and historic sites in cities like Baltimore, Boston, Philly, and NYC.

In almost all of these places, we went through your typical post-9/11 police state security checkpoints. Being scouts, we almost always carried pocketknives in our backpacks. Now, myself and the scout masters always did our best to remind the younger scouts to leave their knives on the vans, but unfortunately a few knives were lost to metal detectors.

The typical process was this: Our bags go through those x-ray camera things. If everything checked out, we got it back. If something suspicious was spotted, they searched the bag. Someone's bag was searched at every checkpoint we went through. One of them, in philly, had security search through all of our bags manually.

Well, on the last night, as we were chilling out in our hotel rooms, one of the scouts, little Nicky, loudly gasped "What the shiiiiiiiiiiiit!"

When I went over to investigate, I saw him standing over his open backpack with a kitchen knife. Apparently, this had been in his bag since summer camp a month before. This knife, with a six inch blade, traveled through a total of nine security checkpoints and three thorough physical searches completely undetected.

Turns out, the blade was made of aluminum, to lighten the weight (this knife was designed for backpacking), and the handle and sheath were made of a thick, hard, black plastic that made the detectors' rays bounce off. Not only did it make it through that, the ten-inch knife made it past the guards who physically searched Nick's bag.

This is how your tax dollars are spent. Security that not only slows things down and intimidates people, but also fails to protect them. Guards wearing body armor who cannot, even when searching by hand, stop even an oblivious child from getting a large knife into places like the Federal Reserve and the Washington Monument. Security tries to wave it's cock around in the face of potential terrorists with big men wearing body armor, but this cock is ultimately flaccid and useless.

Giving these people so much power and funding does not protect you. They'll wear the body armor and carry the guns, yeah, but when it comes to the weapon searches that have the potential to stop massacres? They half-ass every single step. Because they only care about protecting themselves. When it comes to looking out for you and yours? It's just a meaningless day on the job to them.

Fucking disgusting. Absolutely disgusting.

Measurement of the penis is one of the most retarded things.

mad cuz small

Slut-shaming is the last truly widespread form of misogyny.

PERSONALITY:
ESFP
VARIANT:
ASSERTIVE
ROLE:
EXPLORER

can anybody tell me what the variant and role shit means? Accidentally closer my results.

Yeah this is what happens when you post late at night after a long day <.<
I basically had my foot in my mouth all night lol.

Of course morality and ethics aren't solely derived from abrahamic religions, but the morals and ethics they teach are widely spread throughout the western populations. It''s hamstrung and hindered science for a long time with the phrase 'playing god'. I'm not exactly anti-religion, but I am of the mind to keep it the fuck out of science labs.

Cloning was the example that half came to mind last night, the west has basically pussied out on it while China is (figuratively) screaming balls to the wall and cloning everything short of people. I expect they'll clone them soon enough as well. So whilst their lack of/different set of ethics (Mostly from Confucian thinking iirc) allows them to launch themselves forwards in areas like science, they are lacking the whole socialist humanitarian approach. Life is cheaper than food in China ._.

Hopefully that's better <.<

much!

    >Go to GamaStop
    >Sweet Flaxonian babe working the Holo-Booth
    >Bring up my legal 30 day license play-pass for Xenran Tagura for the Samsung 4DSx (Earth games suck now, I only play games from the Horse Head Nebula)
    >She's asks what kind of game this is?
    >Get nervous and accidentally overload my cargo-capacitor
    >lasers emit from my pockets, incinerating everyone
    >Sentenced for 90 reverse-years by the Earth™ Defense Force (Trademark of EActivision)

ITT post kitten videos

Fetcher!

Shishka is a pegboy.

lol epic flood meme bro!

No.

What kind of disgusting violation of personal ownership is that?

It's pretty heinous in my eyes. I just want to see if anyone here can excuse it. I expect everyone to be strongly against, but I'm sure someone is edgy enough to at least try to come up with a scenario.

ITT: teach me how to meme