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6931
« on: September 11, 2014, 08:02:40 PM »
tell me more about khajiit cocks
yiff in hell
6932
« on: September 11, 2014, 07:54:59 PM »
CHIM, bro.
 fucking Kagrenac
6933
« on: September 11, 2014, 07:53:58 PM »
LEHGOOOOOO
6934
« on: September 11, 2014, 07:45:26 PM »
Is there a reason behind the relatively nonexistent technological progression, or is it just because magic and plot?
I wouldn't call it nonexistant. Pelinal is a time-traveling robot with a laser arm.
6935
« on: September 11, 2014, 07:44:38 PM »
OT: I remember reading something about some characters reaching a new level of wisdom and having the ability to control the universe, or, basically, break the forth wall and gain access to the creation kit. Is that true?
CHIM, bro.
6936
« on: September 11, 2014, 07:44:00 PM »
Why is Peryite the daedric price of order when Jyggalag was the daedric prince of order? Is that nigga just covering another nigga's bases? We're talking two very different kinds of order here. If you realy want to get down to it, by representing order, they're infringing on Anu's turf, stasis. But they are Anuidic (Jyggy moreso than Peryite), aren't they. Also, what is Sheogorath's favorite type of cheese?
My money's on brie
6937
« on: September 11, 2014, 07:40:44 PM »
What have Magnus and the Magna-ge been doing the last ~7000 years? Couldn't tell ya What is Atherius's relation to Oblivion (since I've heard that the only difference between the daedra and aedra is just that the daedra didn't agree to lorkhan's plan to create a mortal plane and weren't weakened or bound to nirn). This chart is the most accurate one I've seen. Fanmade, but as far as I know there is no real official one.  Is Shor (the creator of Sovngarde) really just another name for Lorkhan? Shor is Lorkhan is Shezzar as Akatosh is Auri-El. They're two aspects, two interpretations of the same Space-God. Shor is the Lorkhan known to Nords, mortal men who would never have existed if not for his actions. Of course their version of him would match their ideal, a strong war-chief and champion of mankind. Lorkhan, conversely, is Shor as he is known to the Mer. A trickster and a traitor, who cursed his brothers and doomed the Mer to lives as mere mortals. A big part of it is depends on where you lie on the Anu-Padomaic split, really. Me? Lorkhan, to me, is the greatest hero of the TES universe. The Firstborn of Padomay, who turned the Wheel on it's side and saw the "I", who created the Mundus so that others would have the opportunity to do this as well, Men and Mer alike. And they have, people like Talos and Vivec have done it. Do you believe the tower theory?
Well the Thalmor sure do, and despite being selfish and misguided assholes, they have a better understanding of metaphysics than anyone else short of the Psyjiics or the Dwemer. I'll take their word for it.
6938
« on: September 11, 2014, 07:08:30 PM »
Can you clear up for me the whole Lorkhan thing and the creation of Mundus? I always get super confused by it.
which parts confuse you? Convention is a very complicated subject.
6939
« on: September 11, 2014, 06:59:46 PM »
Was the Numidium destroyed, sent to somewhere in oblivion or sent to the future like Alduin?
Well thanks to c0da we know it comes back eventually to #rek Nirn and IIRC fight the Thalmor (either it served or fought them, haven't read c0da in a while) As of the fourth era, it's probably off trying to unmake some other reality by shouting "NO" at it.
6940
« on: September 11, 2014, 06:50:24 PM »
Why shouldn't I regard TES lore as just another Tolkienesque fantasy world?
Spoiler The Thirty-Six Lessons of Vivec: Sermon Twelve
As the Hortator pondered the first lesson of ruling kings, Vivec wandered into the Mourning Hold and found that Ayem was with a pair of lovers. Seht had divided himself again. Vivec then leapt through into their likenesses to observe, but he gained no secrets that he did not already know. He left a few of his own behind to make the journey worthwhile.
Then Vivec left the capital of Veloth and wandered far into the ash. He found a span of badlands to practice his giant-form. He made of his feet a less dense material than the divine to keep from falling waist-deep into the earth. At this point the First Corner of the House of Troubles, the Prince Molag Bal, made his presence known.
Vivec looked on the King of Rape and said:
'How very beautiful you are, that you do not join us. '
And Molag Bal crushed the warrior-poet's feet, which were not invulnerable, and had legions cleave them off. Mighty fires from the Beginning Place were brought like nets to hold Vivec and he let them.
'I would prefer,' he said, 'some kind of ceremony if we are to be married.'
And the legions that took the feet were summoned again and ordered to begin a banquet. Pomegranates sprang from the badlands and tents were raised. A throng of Velothi mystics came, reading the passages of the severed feet on the ground and weeping until the scriptures were wet.
'We must love each other briefly,' Vivec said, 'if at all. I am needed to counsel the Hortator in more important matters because the Dwemeri high priests stir up trouble. You may have my head for an hour.'
Molag Bal rose up and extended six arms to show his worth. They were decorated in runes of seduction and its reverse. They were decorated in the annotated calendars of longer worlds. When he spoke, mating monsters fell out. 'Where must it go?' he said.
'I told you,' Vivec said, 'I am meant to be the teacher of the king of the earth. AE ALTADOON GHARTOK PADHOME.'
With these magic words, the King of Rape added another: 'CHIM,' which is the secret syllable of royalty.
Vivec had what he needed from the Daedroth and so married him that day. In the hour that Bal had his head, the King of Rape asked for proof of love.
Vivec spoke two poems to show him such, but only the first is known.
I'm not sure just how much glass it took to make your hair
Twice as much, I am sure, as the oceans have to share
Hell, my sweet, is a fiction written by those who tell the truth
My mouth is skilled at lying and its alibi a tooth
The sons and daughters of Vivec and Molag Bal number in the thousands. The name of the mightiest is a string of power:
GULGA MOR JIL HYAET AE HOOM.
The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.
You're right, that's shittier than Tolkien.
 watever fgt
6941
« on: September 11, 2014, 06:42:49 PM »
how big is a khajiit's kitty-prick?
big and barbed
tell me about the girth
I assume that depends on the lunar cycle
6942
« on: September 11, 2014, 06:39:31 PM »
how big is a khajiit's kitty-prick?
big and barbed
6943
« on: September 11, 2014, 06:38:47 PM »
Why shouldn't I regard TES lore as just another Tolkienesque fantasy world?
The Thirty-Six Lessons of Vivec: Sermon Twelve As the Hortator pondered the first lesson of ruling kings, Vivec wandered into the Mourning Hold and found that Ayem was with a pair of lovers. Seht had divided himself again. Vivec then leapt through into their likenesses to observe, but he gained no secrets that he did not already know. He left a few of his own behind to make the journey worthwhile. Then Vivec left the capital of Veloth and wandered far into the ash. He found a span of badlands to practice his giant-form. He made of his feet a less dense material than the divine to keep from falling waist-deep into the earth. At this point the First Corner of the House of Troubles, the Prince Molag Bal, made his presence known. Vivec looked on the King of Rape and said: 'How very beautiful you are, that you do not join us. ' And Molag Bal crushed the warrior-poet's feet, which were not invulnerable, and had legions cleave them off. Mighty fires from the Beginning Place were brought like nets to hold Vivec and he let them. 'I would prefer,' he said, 'some kind of ceremony if we are to be married.' And the legions that took the feet were summoned again and ordered to begin a banquet. Pomegranates sprang from the badlands and tents were raised. A throng of Velothi mystics came, reading the passages of the severed feet on the ground and weeping until the scriptures were wet. 'We must love each other briefly,' Vivec said, 'if at all. I am needed to counsel the Hortator in more important matters because the Dwemeri high priests stir up trouble. You may have my head for an hour.' Molag Bal rose up and extended six arms to show his worth. They were decorated in runes of seduction and its reverse. They were decorated in the annotated calendars of longer worlds. When he spoke, mating monsters fell out. 'Where must it go?' he said. 'I told you,' Vivec said, 'I am meant to be the teacher of the king of the earth. AE ALTADOON GHARTOK PADHOME.' With these magic words, the King of Rape added another: ' CHIM,' which is the secret syllable of royalty. Vivec had what he needed from the Daedroth and so married him that day. In the hour that Bal had his head, the King of Rape asked for proof of love. Vivec spoke two poems to show him such, but only the first is known. I'm not sure just how much glass it took to make your hair Twice as much, I am sure, as the oceans have to share Hell, my sweet, is a fiction written by those who tell the truth My mouth is skilled at lying and its alibi a tooth The sons and daughters of Vivec and Molag Bal number in the thousands. The name of the mightiest is a string of power: GULGA MOR JIL HYAET AE HOOM. The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.
6944
« on: September 11, 2014, 06:35:54 PM »
It looks like I'm the biggest lorefag on this forum besides maybe Waifu Master, who hides his power level.
So AMA about The Elder Scrolls lore
So what compelled you to make this thread in The Flood instead of Gaming?
TES lore is very deep and there's a lot to talk about that isn't directly stated in the actual games. It doesn't pertain to gameplay or any specific game, either. Besides, thread will be more active here. If the mods have a problem they can feel free to move it at their discretion.
6945
« on: September 11, 2014, 06:32:37 PM »
It looks like I'm the biggest lorefag on this forum besides maybe Waifu Master, who hides his power level.
So AMA about The Elder Scrolls lore
6946
« on: September 11, 2014, 03:17:28 PM »
>no ridley
FUCKING DROPPED
6947
« on: September 11, 2014, 12:37:27 PM »
Stuffed of course.
I am a man of refined taste
6948
« on: September 11, 2014, 11:48:41 AM »
Comparing me to Fox news? LOLOLOL You tow the same line they do on every issue. It's an easy comparison to make. We all know no one here would make fun of 9/11 in NYC. But we don't know that. So why act tough and cool behind a keyboard?
You're the one always trying to convince us how masculine you are and call us pussies. You fucking tell me.
6949
« on: September 11, 2014, 11:44:16 AM »
Like I said in OP. Unless you'd have the balls to make fun of 9/11 in the middle of Times Square, then why do it behind a screen? That just screams you're a pussy.
I've done it six times in a public school today. If I were in Times Square? Fuck, I'd do it there too. I would assume New Yorkers would have the balls to take a joke. Not my problem if they don't.
Sure you would tough guy.
What does this stupid talk on the internet accomplish, exactly? "Yes I would" "No you wouldn't" "Yeah huh" "Nuh uh" This "I bet you wouldn't do X" shit is meaningless to throw around like this if you're not going to take someone's word for it. You just come off sounding like you've convinced yourself something is true and refuse to question it. Then again this is you we're talking about, it's like trying to argue with the Fox News pundit through the TV.
6950
« on: September 11, 2014, 11:40:02 AM »
Why are you an evil immoral godless atheist
6951
« on: September 11, 2014, 11:36:56 AM »
IGN rated it 9.5/10
Kotaku gave it a 9/11
6952
« on: September 11, 2014, 11:32:12 AM »
Nobody cares OP
6953
« on: September 11, 2014, 11:27:56 AM »
6954
« on: September 11, 2014, 11:22:31 AM »
Like I said in OP. Unless you'd have the balls to make fun of 9/11 in the middle of Times Square, then why do it behind a screen? That just screams you're a pussy.
I've done it six times in a public school today. If I were in Times Square? Fuck, I'd do it there too. I would assume New Yorkers would have the balls to take a joke. Not my problem if they don't.
6955
« on: September 11, 2014, 11:17:09 AM »
-Calling me an idiot.
-When you get some type of sick joy from making fun of 9/11
LOLOLOLOL
I get joy out of generating butthurt in the oversensitive. Hundreds of thousands of people die every fucking day. Their nationality doesn't mean shit to me, and if you were a rational person, it wouldn't mean shit to you either. I can understand if someone has lost friends of family, but otherwise? Fuck off with your nationalistic murican pride bullshit. I won't let the PC police dictate my actions. Nothing in this life is sacred and fuck anybody who thinks something is above humor or criticism.
6956
« on: September 11, 2014, 11:12:12 AM »
any of you big men would like to go to times square and say the things you are saying, go right ahead. But obviously we all know that in your mothers basement is the only place you'll make fun of 9/11.
>Projecting this hard Also #NeverForget >Using hashtags outside of twitter unironically It's like you want to look like an idiot. Anyway, I actually agree with what Verb said in my thread, regarding these jokes. It just feels obligatory at this point.
6957
« on: September 11, 2014, 07:47:51 AM »
#Invalid YouTube Link#This is not the best song in the world
6958
« on: September 11, 2014, 06:48:26 AM »
Through endless skiiiieeesss
6959
« on: September 11, 2014, 06:32:17 AM »
Stuck in relationship limbo with a chick who's interested in me, but it to fucking beta to go out on a date. Which sucks because she's cute and I'd like to help her come out of her shell.
sounds like you need to come out of yours too
6960
« on: September 11, 2014, 06:29:51 AM »
Allahu ackbar!
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