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The Flood / Re: Door, bro, we need to talk.
« on: September 12, 2014, 12:47:26 AM »Spoiler
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The Flood / Re: Door, bro, we need to talk.« on: September 12, 2014, 12:47:26 AM »Spoiler YouTube 6902
The Flood / Re: new to the forum« on: September 12, 2014, 12:25:12 AM »This forum needs an age limit.I agree nobody over 21 6903
The Flood / Re: Why shouldn't Dunmer girls sleep around?« on: September 12, 2014, 12:18:10 AM »I don't get it.What the vehk did you just vehking say about me, you little n'wah? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Hortator's followers, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on House Dagoth, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top marksman in the entire Tribunal armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the vehk out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Mundus, mark my vehking words. You think you can get away with cursing me and my palls from Oblivion? Think again, fetcher. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the aurbis and your plane is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, kwama. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re vehking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Tribunal and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Mundus, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” curse was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your vehking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn s'wit. I will shit CHIM all over you and you will drown in it. You’re vehking banished from this starry heart, kiddo. 6904
The Flood / new to the forum« on: September 12, 2014, 12:12:35 AM »
Hi, I'm a 91 year old man(truly an elder) who's looking to get Swolle.
I Figured this forum would be the best place to seek help for my endeavor 6905
The Flood / What did the Hist say to Mehrunes Dagon?« on: September 12, 2014, 12:08:16 AM »
"THIS IS MY SWAMP."
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The Flood / Why shouldn't Dunmer girls sleep around?« on: September 12, 2014, 12:06:45 AM »
They might get a red mountain.
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The Flood / How many Dunmer does it take to change a lightbulb?« on: September 12, 2014, 12:05:59 AM »
The lightbulb is the cross and ALMSIVI is the Triune House around it. If there is to be a light the lightbulb must be removed. The lightbulb replacer must know this, and I will test him. I will flip the lightswitch on and off time and again until he knows this. I am the defender of the incandescent and the fluorescent. To remove me is to refill the outlet that lay dormant on the ceiling that cannot light up. I am the glass, Ayem the filament, Seht the mechanism that allows the illumination of the room. Ours is the duty to keep the room from being filled with black sea.
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The Flood / Why did Barenziah have sex with a small, middle-aged robe-claid Argonian transpo« on: September 12, 2014, 12:05:29 AM »
the light was on
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The Flood / Did you hear about the Orc who could only pee through a tube« on: September 12, 2014, 12:04:40 AM »
He had a Malacatheter
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The Flood / what's the difference between the nerevarine and the royal signet ring?« on: September 12, 2014, 12:04:00 AM »
one has helseth's finger in it and the other is a ring
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The Flood / How did Almalexia achieve CHIM?« on: September 12, 2014, 12:03:03 AM »
"I think therefore Ayem."
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The Flood / what do you call a dunmer with ash on his cock?« on: September 12, 2014, 12:01:54 AM »
someone who really loves his ancestors
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The Flood / Re: Biggest Retard in the Forum POLL« on: September 11, 2014, 11:02:29 PM »
I should think it obvious
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Gaming / Re: Weird Mods Thread« on: September 11, 2014, 10:20:52 PM »YouTube God damn it Trainwiz 6915
Gaming / Re: Weird Mods Thread« on: September 11, 2014, 10:14:57 PM »I was looking for a mod to make decapitation animations more frequenthttp://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/33769/?fucking wat and this is what I got 6917
Serious / Re: Chardon H.S. Shooter escapes Prison« on: September 11, 2014, 09:55:05 PM »
Oh fuck
has it really been 2 years? 6919
The Flood / Re: If you were a shezzarine on the moon doing drugs« on: September 11, 2014, 09:50:28 PM »
god damn it
meant for the flood 6920
The Flood / If you were a shezzarine on the moon doing drugs« on: September 11, 2014, 09:49:57 PM »
would you be getting high on yourself, while on yourself?
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The Flood / Re: Ask me anything about TES Lore« on: September 11, 2014, 09:29:31 PM »When Olorin travelled to the east, why do you think he did not take up a home like the other Maiar?*tips colovian fur helm* 6922
The Flood / *Tips tonal instruments*« on: September 11, 2014, 09:09:44 PM »>you will never be so goddamn atheist you build a giant robot that unmakes chunks of reality through sheer skepticism 6923
Gaming / Re: Underrated games« on: September 11, 2014, 09:05:29 PM »
Skyrim. Underrated among the core gaming crowd, anyway. Casuals eat it up.
I know it's casualized shit compared to Morrowind, but, lorewise, it's a huuuuuuuuuge step up from Oblivion. 6924
The Flood / Re: Ask me anything about TES Lore« on: September 11, 2014, 08:39:06 PM »I consider c0da canon, and I would like Bethesda to integrate it somehow, along with all of Kirbride's texts. I adore his works. That said, unlike Kirkbride's other work, c0da would be much harder to write a playable game around. Too much insane shit going on. I can understand them avoiding the subject entirely, as long as they don't contradict it. 6925
The Flood / Re: Ask me anything about TES Lore« on: September 11, 2014, 08:23:21 PM »
Destruction of Yokuda
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The Flood / Re: I have a History exam tomorrow. Halp Flood« on: September 11, 2014, 08:18:02 PM »
a couple of years ago some faggot named hitler let the news about the international jewish conspiracy out too soon, so the jews knew that we were on to them. So they started a PR campaign and now they're usntoppable
thanks hitler 6927
The Flood / Re: Ask me anything about TES Lore« on: September 11, 2014, 08:15:02 PM »tell me about argonian mating habits 6928
Serious / Re: Ask Me Anything about my views« on: September 11, 2014, 08:12:25 PM »are you anally ravaged because you didn't get to be a part of the shitposting triarchywhat the fuck am i looking at 6929
The Flood / Re: Ask me anything about TES Lore« on: September 11, 2014, 08:06:56 PM »It's a little more complex but yeah, Aetherius is a layer around oblivion.I've seen this similar image: 6930
Serious / Re: Ask Me Anything about my views« on: September 11, 2014, 08:03:06 PM »What's it like being only one step above PSU and Kinder?It could be worse. |