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2821
« on: December 29, 2015, 08:31:14 PM »
Camnator...what a silly virgin he was.
lmao you white knighting charlie in that thread
also why do you keep bringing up virginity and sex? literally nobody cares that you shagged a fat bird
I can actually get anyone I want to. I'll show you pics of the next person because you guys are always so interested.
LMAO I like the confidence but calm down nigga
2822
« on: December 29, 2015, 08:25:02 PM »
2823
« on: December 29, 2015, 06:43:57 PM »
LOL Deci
2825
« on: December 29, 2015, 05:00:27 PM »
Russel Stover marshmallow santas are fucking great
2826
« on: December 29, 2015, 04:01:41 PM »
Yeah
those were pretty great times tbh
2827
« on: December 29, 2015, 02:01:12 PM »
I'm sorta conservative but not Far-right
A practicing Christian really has no choice but to be somewhat conservative by today's standards.
This simply isn't true. The vast majority of Christians I'm close to are much more liberal than just about anyone on this site.
But you're Lutheran, right? Marty's church is into all kinds of neoprogressive bullshit. The Lutheran church takes a lot of stances that seem, to me, to run counter to Christian teachings.
It would be cool for the various theists on sep7 to have a crossfaith discussion.
Protestant, but I like Lutherans. I'm not sure what specific part of their statement of faith you take issue with, but in general most people think denominations other than their own are in some way deviant from 'true' Christianity.
Lots of it, but the one I was referring to in that post was the election of openly gay clergy.
2828
« on: December 29, 2015, 01:55:15 PM »
2829
« on: December 29, 2015, 01:52:37 PM »
I'm sorta conservative but not Far-right
A practicing Christian really has no choice but to be somewhat conservative by today's standards.
This simply isn't true. The vast majority of Christians I'm close to are much more liberal than just about anyone on this site.
Similarly, if we gave nothing but the Bible to a tribe we oughtn't be surprised if we came back to find something approaching the Westboro Baptist Church.
Certainly the Bible has some structural advantages over the Qur'an; it's longer, has (as I see it) greater room to impose your own moral proclivities on it by choosing better passages to adhere to and--at least in the NT--less obviously barbaric. Would you be surprised if a tribe with nothing but the Bible for guidance turned out to be a society like an oversized WBC, or some other fundamentalist application?
But Meta, Christianity historically had more than just the Bible for guidance. Sola scriptura didn't come around until the reformation. Until that point, the Qu'ranic treatment the Bible gets in protestant circles today did not happen.
2830
« on: December 29, 2015, 01:47:27 PM »
I'm sorta conservative but not Far-right
A practicing Christian really has no choice but to be somewhat conservative by today's standards.
This simply isn't true. The vast majority of Christians I'm close to are much more liberal than just about anyone on this site.
But you're Lutheran, right? Marty's church is into all kinds of neoprogressive bullshit. The Lutheran church takes a lot of stances that seem, to me, to run counter to Christian teachings. It would be cool for the various theists on sep7 to have a crossfaith discussion.
2831
« on: December 29, 2015, 04:37:25 AM »
The students applauded and all converted back to Orthodoxy that day and accepted Moscow as the Third Rome. A double-headed eagle named "ICXC NIKA" flew into the room and perched atop the tetragrammatic cross and shed a tear on the chalk. The Sultan and his descendants were blinded, and the Marble Emperor himself showed up and dismantled the minarets of Hagia Sophia.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died because the Turks had lost the ability to steal thousands of years of Mediterranean culinary customs.
2832
« on: December 29, 2015, 04:35:56 AM »
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Alp Arslan and accept that he was the greatest commander the world has ever known, even greater than Julius Caesar!”
At this moment, a pious, unrelenting, Greek-speaking Orthodox Christian who understood the necessity of a continued Christian presence in the East and fully supported the icons displayed in the church of Hagia Sophia held up a Labarum.
”What makes a Roman Emperor, Turk?”
The professor smirked quite nomadically and replied “Might makes right, of course.”
”Wrong. A legitimate Roman emperor must be born in the purple and receive the blessing of the one, holy, catholic and apostolic church. If Rome was, as you say, acquired through might then why did Rome continue to exist for another millennium in Constantinople after the Goths sacked it?”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of the Quran. He stormed out of the room crying those smelly kebab tears. The same tears Turks cry for “Crimean Tatars” (who today live in such luxury that most would rather join Russia) when they desperately try to cling on to their Turanic delusions. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, self-styled Roman Emperor Sultan Mehmed II, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than an opportunistic indoctrinated rapebaby who would go on to spread unenlightenment across the Balkans for centuries. He wished so much that he could run off to the steppes and hide in a yurt out of embarrassment, but he himself didn't know how to build one!
2833
« on: December 29, 2015, 04:22:45 AM »
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Platop and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Newton!”
At this moment, a emotionless, Vulcan, logical postivist STEMmajor who had watched all episoides of Bill Nye the scince guy and understood the necessity of Emperisism and fully supported everything Neil deGrasse Tyson ever said held up a copy of Phenomenology of the Spirit.
”How does of this crap make sense?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite post-modernly and smugly replied “Of course not! Truth is entirely subjective, you stupid STEMfag”
”Wrong. The basis for truth is to test something 5,000 times with double blind experiments in a lab. If I can't see it....than it isn't there! ”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Thus Spoke Zarathustra. He stormed out of the room crying tears, which just shows that he was still being controlled by his emotions. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, some gay Frenchman, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist philosophy professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself denied causality having read Hume.
The students applauded and all changed their degrees to STEM, all of them who would fail to find employment as the market was oversaturated and accepted Sam Harris as their Lord and Saviour. An eagle named “Empiricism” flew into the room and perched atop a copy of principia de mathematica and shed a tear on the chalk. The Bill Nye the Science Guy theme was sung several times, and Steven Hawking himself showed up to explain how science has replaced philosophy.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of an existentialist crisis.
2834
« on: December 29, 2015, 03:20:29 AM »
You are all below me
bow down, my property
2835
« on: December 29, 2015, 03:19:18 AM »
Shenandoah. Fuck, Maine is stuck in collectives with a bunch of liberal shitholes, so it's compromised. Need to get to Shiprock ASAP, and begin the secession process.
2836
« on: December 29, 2015, 01:51:43 AM »
Not unless Disney chooses to include them in future content.
On the plus side, Darth Bane is canon via that shitty cartoon show.
2837
« on: December 29, 2015, 01:49:06 AM »
I'm sorta conservative but not Far-right
A practicing Christian really has no choice but to be somewhat conservative by today's standards.
2838
« on: December 29, 2015, 01:37:55 AM »
 I hate my life and want to die I hate my life and want to die
2839
« on: December 28, 2015, 10:08:41 PM »
is bud lite lime even beer?
closer to bottled piss in most respects
2840
« on: December 28, 2015, 07:17:44 PM »
lol my sister's bf drinks pabst.
she's probably a beard, then
because anyone who drinks pabst by choice is a faggot
idk why he drinks them because even he says they're bad.
i mean its kinda cheap he could also just be a memer
2841
« on: December 28, 2015, 07:09:59 PM »
lol my sister's bf drinks pabst.
she's probably a beard, then because anyone who drinks pabst by choice is a faggot
2842
« on: December 28, 2015, 07:05:12 PM »
 Currently drinking a two year old bud light lime that's been in the back of my fridge since junior year of high school because I'm bored and figured it wouldn't be missed. This shit is fucking awful. Worst beer I've ever had.
2843
« on: December 27, 2015, 12:59:34 PM »
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2844
« on: December 26, 2015, 09:15:24 PM »
Wow that's fucking retarded
2845
« on: December 26, 2015, 09:09:54 PM »
The US. Because California is in the US, and San Diego is in California, and Stone is in San Diego. So is Ballast Point.
>California
>American
Being a member of the Union does not make you a part of this Nation.
There wouldn't be movies or the AR-15 if it wasn't for California.
>california is directly responsible for the aurora colorado and sandy vagina shootings Lmao
2846
« on: December 26, 2015, 09:05:01 PM »
Booze
2847
« on: December 26, 2015, 08:49:02 PM »
 shoo shoo commie jew
2848
« on: December 26, 2015, 02:14:42 PM »
He was a frog. That's reason enough.
2849
« on: December 26, 2015, 01:45:36 PM »
The US. Because California is in the US, and San Diego is in California, and Stone is in San Diego. So is Ballast Point.
>California >American Being a member of the Union does not make you a part of this Nation.
2850
« on: December 26, 2015, 01:43:29 PM »
You're like 10 years late faggot
But good choice it's fuckin gr8. Best game on the 360.
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