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The Flood / Re: Do you like sushi?
« on: August 08, 2014, 06:41:09 PM »

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British =/= Northern Heathens.

pls
Oi gov'na, wha you sayin?

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Serious / Re: Who should you vote for? (the iSideWith test)
« on: August 08, 2014, 06:34:46 PM »
As a registered Libertarian, I'm okay with this.

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One o' them was stupid and absent-minded enough ta pu' a glass back in'o'he the cupboard in jus the right way, so hat when I opened the cupboard the bleeding thing came toppling down.

It smashed on the counter and left cuts all down me upper leg.

Bloody twats.
I've decided that you don't post British enough, so I'm fixing that for you.
Not sure what else to do in this thread...

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Serious / Re: Say what you want about Obama, but he's a funny guy
« on: August 08, 2014, 06:07:57 PM »
I do not see what is funny about that. If he actually said that, he is trying to turn the NSA into a joking matter, when it is actually a serious crime against the American people, and our government needs to be held accountable for it.

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The Flood / Re: Pick 3 historical figures before entering this thread
« on: August 08, 2014, 06:06:31 PM »
That should be a pretty cool game.

Aw shit, lets hope there's no giant tentacle monsters being summoned.

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The Flood / Re: Flashing children
« on: August 08, 2014, 06:01:18 PM »
Hilarious yet disappointing. I expected someone to just tackle him to the ground.

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The Flood / Re: Pick 3 historical figures before entering this thread
« on: August 08, 2014, 05:57:54 PM »
Cleopatra, Abraham Lincoln, and Otto Von Bismarck.

You know what, I'm not really sure. Otto seemed like a relatively laid back dude, but Lincoln and Cleo may be some trouble.
Bismark gonna slap you up, son.

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The Flood / Re: Do you like sushi?
« on: August 08, 2014, 05:56:47 PM »
>implying Britbongs have gas, LOL
They have it, they just pay 8 pounds for a litre.

And suddenly 3.50 a gallon seems pretty damn good.
[freedom intensifies]
Don't you britbongs wish that you were sharing a bed with Al-Qaeda?

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The Flood / Re: Pick 3 historical figures before entering this thread
« on: August 08, 2014, 05:52:37 PM »
Gilles de Rais - Fuck me
Hannibal of Carthage - Fuck me
Heinz Guderian - He'll probably try and fight with the banker every turn, so I should be safe as long as that's not me. But, if I'm hosting them and house always plays banker, fuck me.

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The Flood / Re: Do you like sushi?
« on: August 08, 2014, 05:44:21 PM »
diiiiiiiiiiis biiiiiaatch. You must have had some shit sushi then.
Gas station sushi.

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The Flood / Re: Do you like sushi?
« on: August 08, 2014, 05:43:55 PM »
spicy tuna > sex

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The Flood / Re: Can I get some feedback on a song?
« on: August 08, 2014, 02:39:02 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Can I get some feedback on a song?
« on: August 08, 2014, 02:17:28 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Can I get some feedback on a song?
« on: August 08, 2014, 02:05:29 PM »

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We'll shit. The US apparently just blew up the artillery ISIS was using to shell the Kurdish capital.
[freedom intensifies]

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The Flood / Re: Can I get some feedback on a song?
« on: August 08, 2014, 01:56:28 PM »
No offense, but the singing sounds kind of bad. Work on that and I think you've got yourself a pretty good song!
none taken. I know I'm a pretty bad singer, but I gotta try.

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The Flood / Re: Can I get some feedback on a song?
« on: August 08, 2014, 11:02:40 AM »
IM NOT SAYING IT!
;__;
I'll make you say it!

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Serious / Re: US hypocrisy at its finest.
« on: August 08, 2014, 10:25:14 AM »
World: Hey America!!

America: What? :)

World: You suck!!

America:  :'(

>mfw Europoors and britbongs are jealous of our deep fried liquid freedom

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Except the US has never supported ISIS. The Syrian government is fighting at least two rebellious groups at this point - ISIS and the more moderate rebellion. On top of this, the rebels are fighting ISIS as well, as ISIS is killing their families, destroying their towns, etc.

The US has supported the more moderate rebellion group, including funding them with weapons. We have never, and continue not to, support ISIS.
And before anyone tries to jump on this, no, the group we fund is not AQAP related. Our dealings with them in the 80's are not going to happen again.

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The Flood / Re: Your honest opinion
« on: August 08, 2014, 09:59:22 AM »
Jeezus... not your opinion of me... just your opinion
exactly.

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The Flood / Re: Your honest opinion of Kiyo
« on: August 08, 2014, 09:52:40 AM »
I could even say that several Germans fighting for Nazi Germany were not Nazis.
Just a random interjection here, I've come to believe that this was the case for a majority of the Heer, Luftwaffe, and Kreigsmarine. Waffen forces are a little hard to imagine not being into the State's ideology, but there were foreigners like Torni who only joined the SS to fight Russians on the eastern front, and late war we saw  the young, disenchanted SS officer Kurt Schrader who abandoned post and went with Lee and Gangl's joint force to liberate Itter Castle. He wasn't the only one who thought like that.

And that's today's little historical quip.

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The Flood / Re: Your honest opinion
« on: August 08, 2014, 09:43:53 AM »
I neither understand or find your persona funny.

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The Flood / Re: Your honest opinion of Kiyo
« on: August 08, 2014, 09:28:12 AM »
>implying they don't all help in the killing of people if they aren't already killing people.
You pay taxes, right? Then you're funding British soldiers to go kill things in support of UN operations in the middle east.

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The Flood / Re: Your honest opinion of well, me
« on: August 08, 2014, 09:19:32 AM »
Who?

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The Flood / Re: Can I get some feedback on a song?
« on: August 08, 2014, 09:19:14 AM »
The B word. You know...what happens to cheeks...im very sensitive...
I don't think you can use Byrne as a verb, Oss.

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Serious / Re: US hypocrisy at its finest.
« on: August 08, 2014, 09:17:37 AM »
You're not one of those guys who thinks that 90% of the Syrian rebels are linked to terror cells, are you?

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Agreed. The UNSC should take military action.
Let's hope the news stations get the right UNSC logo this time.

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Serious / Re: What would you kill for? Die for?
« on: August 08, 2014, 09:12:58 AM »
In regards to anything that isn't my own survival, it would would be a very spur of the moment decision.

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