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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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37231
« on: August 20, 2014, 02:11:47 PM »
Guy's got shit taste in cars...
37232
« on: August 20, 2014, 01:48:58 PM »
But then he has to buy her things and spend time with her.
She'll also lure him into marriage so that sh can divorce him and take half his stuff.
37233
« on: August 20, 2014, 01:42:33 PM »
You mean he wasn't just somebody's throw-away alt?
37234
« on: August 20, 2014, 01:40:44 PM »
But that isn't a word
Hi, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, Kaname Madoka? She died for our sins.
37235
« on: August 20, 2014, 01:29:48 PM »
WHITE
WHALE
HOLY
GRAIL
Brings back memories of NFS: Most Wanted.
37236
« on: August 20, 2014, 01:27:17 PM »
Seeing as I'm not a crime fighting nutjub in tights, the finger blades would be more practical for typical, daily use, such as cutting food, climbing things, or easily unhooking a chick's bra.
37237
« on: August 20, 2014, 01:24:16 PM »
>seventeen bordeaux
Holy shit guy, if you're gonna get anything from that series, get the twenty. Have you seen those fucking twists and vacuum pockets?
37238
« on: August 20, 2014, 01:21:46 PM »
Dating? Nope.
I did bang a 30 year old when I was 20 though.
37239
« on: August 20, 2014, 01:12:04 PM »
My children shall be staunch Madokists.
37240
« on: August 20, 2014, 01:09:28 PM »
Drink water. According to the army, it's the cure for everything.
37241
« on: August 19, 2014, 09:04:01 PM »
"When proceeding to the first 'safe haven' or well-lit area, the vehicle's hazard lights or emergency flashers should be activated"
-North Carolina Driver's Handbook
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
Wear condoms.
37242
« on: August 19, 2014, 08:49:29 PM »
It's an option
An option that kills everybody isn't much of an option.
37243
« on: August 19, 2014, 08:45:05 PM »
I'm pretty sure I'd take option two in that situation.
37244
« on: August 19, 2014, 08:37:21 PM »
Stop trying to defend the government. Unless... oh wait... you must work for them don't you??
Not the feds, no. I just hate misinformation in regards to the structural integrity of aircraft.
37246
« on: August 19, 2014, 07:40:04 PM »
Slightly related note, have you ever heard a German girl try to say squirrel? It's so adorable!
37247
« on: August 19, 2014, 07:29:18 PM »
...lust and rocking slightly under my newspaper, I felt that my perception of her, if properly concentrated upon, might be sufficient to have me attain a beggar's bliss immediately; but, like some predator that prefers a moving prey to a motionless one,I planned to have this pitiful attainment coincide with one of the various girlish movements she made now and then as she read, such as trying to scratch the middle of her back and revealing a stippled armpit - but fat Haze suddenly spoiled everything by turning to me and asking me for a light, and started a make-believe conversation about a fake book by some popular fraud.
Well fuck, just call me Lonepaul.
37248
« on: August 19, 2014, 06:40:28 PM »
Oh lord, I love how Bongland's extremists are even more xenophobic, homophobic, and anti-common sense then our own Teabaggers.
37249
« on: August 19, 2014, 06:38:34 PM »
Why should Americans continue to spill their blood when the Muslim community doesn't stand up and say "enough is enough"?
It's their duty to fight evil wherever they find it even though they may not want to, "for God knows, and you do not". Yet there are no anti terror groups. The blatant hypocrisy is such that I honestly couldn't care less if the Kurds weren't being massacred.
Well you see, the Islamic extremists are trained (albeit often poorly) militants (when they aren't just handing twelve year old girls backpacks full of explosives, that is) and most of your civil population are unarmed, lack any military knowledge, and are in complete fear of these organizations.You see now why there's no massive civil resistance, right?
37250
« on: August 19, 2014, 06:13:20 PM »
Alright Congress, this is a blatant display of hostility, aggression, and the will to kill US civilians. Boots on the fucking ground WHEN?
37251
« on: August 19, 2014, 04:46:50 PM »
We need an honorary "The Flood" nameplate! Oh wait, I misread that as an f.
37252
« on: August 19, 2014, 04:20:14 PM »
I fucking love his threads.
37253
« on: August 19, 2014, 04:05:41 PM »
I doubt anybody would want to touch them. We are just trying to find out what color panties they wear.
I just thought of something.. what if they can't tell us what color their panties are because they're not wearing anything under their skirts?
37254
« on: August 19, 2014, 04:04:52 PM »
Do you want her to die?
It's Kiyo, so probably.
37255
« on: August 19, 2014, 04:04:02 PM »
Shiki Ryougi> All other gods.
Just finished movie 5... it was fucking awesome. But no, Godoka>Ryougi
37256
« on: August 19, 2014, 02:53:54 PM »
Gay Bitch In The Halo 3 Forums?
No... get back in the Halo 3 forum.
37257
« on: August 19, 2014, 02:46:21 PM »
Oh those poor newfomans...
37258
« on: August 19, 2014, 02:45:09 PM »
Psh. It's just a little nameplate; you'll adapt, I'm sure.
Adapt? Go back to the reach forums, lol. Actually, that gave me an idea. We all remember what GBITH3F meant and how Foman decided it was bannable as "spam", right? 
37259
« on: August 19, 2014, 02:33:56 PM »
Actually, Noelle, what would you say to "Gears of Vore?"
Oh god, no, I can't stand to be on two boards with pun loving admins. The last one alone nearly killed me!
37260
« on: August 19, 2014, 02:32:20 PM »
No no.. Don't start this you bitch
You know it's true.
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