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The Flood / Re: Who's the pegboy of this site?
« on: August 15, 2014, 09:05:32 PM »
pls dont.
._.
Ah, your reactions never cease to amuse me.

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The Flood / Re: Who's the pegboy of this site?
« on: August 15, 2014, 09:04:08 PM »
The fuck is a pegboy
Well you see, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, but the daddy likes thing in his butthole, mommy buys a strapon dildo and performs an act called pegging. Daddy, enjoying this, is what we call a pegboy.

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The Flood / Re: II'm fucking blocked ama
« on: August 15, 2014, 09:00:00 PM »

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The Flood / Re: II'm fucking blocked ama
« on: August 15, 2014, 08:52:27 PM »
Jack vs Fireball for tonight.

If I get fireball i'm definitely getting white girls all over me but it just doesn't go down that smooth :/
wat
Fireball is probably the smoothest whiskey that I drink from the bottle. But then, I really fucking love cinnamon.

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The Flood / Re: II'm fucking blocked ama
« on: August 15, 2014, 08:45:31 PM »
Jagermeister
Still have a good bit of that.

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The Flood / Re: II'm fucking blocked ama
« on: August 15, 2014, 08:36:47 PM »
Why the gay bar?
Gay bars are a party even if you're a straight, cisgendered, white male.

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The Flood / Re: II'm fucking blocked ama
« on: August 15, 2014, 08:18:41 PM »
I seem to be running low on bourbon. What should I buy next?

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The Flood / Re: Has a Floodian ever been in your dream?
« on: August 15, 2014, 08:03:41 PM »
A few times due to the simple nature of how things in your dreams are pulled from recent memory and what-not.

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Nah, they wouldn't be allowed in because our elections are controlled by old racist boomers.
Oh. so I see American youth aren't the only ones waiting for them to die off.

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You underestimate how abysmally low our native birth rate is, and our total population was never very high to begin with.

Without a steady flow of immigrants, our federal government would quite likely collapse under its own wight and for all intents and purposes cease to exist.
So what you're saying is that we need to send our Mexicans to Canada instead of deporting them back south?

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The Flood / Re: Least favorite user(s) in the forum.
« on: August 15, 2014, 07:00:10 PM »
Comms Officer was a douche. So glad this cool as fuck Reciffo guy killed him and took his place.

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Serious / Re: Reasons why the US sucks
« on: August 15, 2014, 06:38:07 PM »

Freedom police now dispatched to OP's house. Have a nice day.

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Serious / Re: The "compensating" accusation
« on: August 15, 2014, 06:17:24 PM »
Am I the only motherfucker on this planet who owns a fucking gun and doesn't either want to show it off like a retard, or fight the guvuhmint with it? it's a fucking tool, used to prevent crime, and take lives if required.you taking a picture with your rifle is like me taking a picture with my fucking lawn mower. it's pointless, and stupid.
I know how you feel. I just wanna shoot paper (and maybe bottles) with an AR innawoods, not kill the evil guberment neo-nazi SWAT teams with it.

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The Flood / Re: The hypocrisy of rappers and other artists
« on: August 15, 2014, 04:25:50 PM »
Hey man, it's hard being Snoop D-O-double-G.

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Well, what's the difference between myself and you?

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The Flood / Re: Get in here!
« on: August 15, 2014, 11:28:29 AM »
Das has decided to join this afternoon.

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The Flood / Re: EMERGENCY QUIZ
« on: August 15, 2014, 11:27:47 AM »
It's on your head.
No, that would be a pair of headphones.

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The Flood / Re: EMERGENCY QUIZ
« on: August 15, 2014, 11:26:34 AM »
So the nearest placemat might not be in your house.
I really don't want to go on a scavenger hunt through my neighborhood for a placemat.

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The Flood / Re: EMERGENCY QUIZ
« on: August 15, 2014, 11:23:21 AM »
>implying I have placemats
About five minutes. I just got a haircut and a sandwich, drove home, threw in a load of wash, and it's only 20 minutes later.

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The Flood / Re: Have you prayed to our Lord today?
« on: August 15, 2014, 09:07:00 AM »
Hi, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kaname Madoka?

She died for your sins.

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The Flood / Re: shrekfaqs.com
« on: August 15, 2014, 09:00:34 AM »
The meek shall inherit the earth, but not it's mineral rights.

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The Flood / Re: GUYS! I CAN SEE!!!!!
« on: August 14, 2014, 11:43:30 PM »
You'll be seeing much more than that.

Please, dear lord in heaven, let there be a penis under that skirt.

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The Flood / Re: Guitar players and gear sluts: get in here
« on: August 14, 2014, 11:35:20 PM »
I've got an Epiphone Les Paul.
Crappy amp, don't wanna mention it lol.

My pedalboard has:
Fulltone Full Drive Mosfet
Boss Digital Reverb
Digitech Whammy
Boss Overdrive/Distortion
OCD Overdrive
Line 6 DL4 Delay
Boss Tremolo

LOTS of boss pedals, want to swap them out though. They are ok, but not the best.
For digital effects, Boss is pretty good unless you wanna put out the money for like, MXR stuff or large box digital EHX pedals.

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The Flood / Re: Best Anime Character thread
« on: August 14, 2014, 11:11:44 PM »
Dead people, dead people everywhere.
Sweet

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The Flood / Re: Should I worry?
« on: August 14, 2014, 10:57:59 PM »
Sorry. I just saw a  Worldstar fight video for the 1st time.
Seriously?

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The Flood / Re: Best Anime Character thread
« on: August 14, 2014, 10:55:46 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Should I worry?
« on: August 14, 2014, 10:55:20 PM »
Hmm... Charlie still isn't funny.
Guess I need to drink more.

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The Flood / Re: Best Anime Character thread
« on: August 14, 2014, 10:17:44 PM »


Ryougi Shiki

Her void personality is omnipotent.
Oh, I thought you meant Tohno Shiki.
Two movies in and Ryougi doesn't seem that OP'd.

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The Flood / Re: I'm thinking about doing something crazy....
« on: August 14, 2014, 10:15:56 PM »
Meh, why the hell not?

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