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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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36901
« on: August 26, 2014, 06:20:36 PM »
Eh, one time my doctor asked me if I ever had anal sex (she was implying receiving) when I had stomach issues a year ago.
And you said?
36902
« on: August 26, 2014, 06:16:30 PM »
Not exactly, no. Because you could through Compton as a woman fully dressed and be raped without showing any skin.
It isn't your fault if somebody shoots you because you guys got in a fight. You're pretty much condoning what the violent motherfuckers in the hood do. If you "disrespect" them they'll shoot you. You agree with that behavior?
If I was a chick in Compton, I'd be carrying at all times. Just saying.
36903
« on: August 26, 2014, 05:32:41 PM »
36904
« on: August 26, 2014, 05:32:02 PM »
36905
« on: August 26, 2014, 05:25:43 PM »
36906
« on: August 26, 2014, 05:25:15 PM »
Hilarious
I'll be here all week.
36907
« on: August 26, 2014, 04:52:22 PM »
So really, you don't own the vehicle then. Just the frame. Because in order to own the vehicle itself, every last part of it must be listed. So that means, technically, you're driving around in a vehicle that is largely up for grabs to anybody who wants a part from it, AND, even more so, you're getting ripped off by insurance because you're paying for the vehicle as a whole rather than the frame itself.
Pfft, who pays for car insurance these days?
36908
« on: August 26, 2014, 04:47:45 PM »
Go out with me Senpai
Let me consult the magic conch real quick... Aww, too bad.
36909
« on: August 26, 2014, 04:47:01 PM »
Yes, but that piece of paper only covers that particular vehicle in it's present form. If the engine on it died, and you ripped the engine out and replaced it, that engine would not be the original copy, and therefore it wouldn't be yours. You'd own the vehicle, but not the engine, since it's not the same engine that was part of the vehicle when that piece of paper was given to you.
But the frame is what's titled!
36910
« on: August 26, 2014, 04:44:13 PM »
Good intentions my ass.
I learned as much as I could, tried to impress her, only to get shit like "I'm lesbian" "I just don't trust you" and "You know nothing about me"
I never said she wasn't lesbian, I never lied to her, and I would have known something if she hadn't lied constantly. She had no reason to keep lying to me. I believed them and she said that was my fault. Then she tells me she never lied to me and got pissed because I didn't trust her.
And this is why you don't use a video game forum as a dating site, kids.
36911
« on: August 26, 2014, 04:41:37 PM »
I admire your dedication to the persona, but at the same time question your sanity.
36912
« on: August 26, 2014, 04:40:37 PM »
So here's what I ask. What makes your vehicle, yours?
The slip of paper from the state saying that a 1978 Chevy Impala is titled in my name.
36913
« on: August 26, 2014, 04:18:16 PM »
I see
36914
« on: August 26, 2014, 04:09:17 PM »
Can you ravage my body Senpai?
Talk to me two years ago, hun. I'm just not in to high school girls.
36915
« on: August 26, 2014, 04:06:49 PM »
May I fap while it happens?
Lol why would you kick my ass?
Jeez, now you're just being creepier than me...
36916
« on: August 26, 2014, 03:53:03 PM »
36917
« on: August 26, 2014, 03:50:24 PM »
#swagestika
36918
« on: August 26, 2014, 03:28:57 PM »
Greece would more likely become an Islamic Caliphate than have that happen...
Ha ha hague You funny man
36919
« on: August 26, 2014, 03:26:25 PM »
That's invalid cause I'm not Dutch.
Greece is of into future Dutch empire when Euro becomes addicted to marijuana
36920
« on: August 26, 2014, 03:25:03 PM »
36921
« on: August 26, 2014, 03:23:30 PM »
Ah, high school girls. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
36922
« on: August 26, 2014, 03:22:51 PM »
>one thread to ban door
>one joke parody from Comms
Is this bad joke of a thread warranted?
36923
« on: August 26, 2014, 03:19:40 PM »
You try too hard at posting.
I never understood why you'd choose that name
Once you relax, you're decent enough a poster.
36924
« on: August 26, 2014, 03:11:18 PM »
Congratulations on your wedding.
36925
« on: August 26, 2014, 03:03:29 PM »
At first I thought she just meant that if chicks stopped drinking they'd stop getting raped, but after reading the article, she's actually making sense.
Not that it'll effect anything, but, well, at least she's thinking with logic.
36926
« on: August 26, 2014, 02:52:44 PM »
Stop being so old, grandma
Kinder confirmed for Oedipus complex ewwwwwww
36927
« on: August 26, 2014, 02:30:16 PM »
Meh, seen worse.
36928
« on: August 26, 2014, 02:29:19 PM »
Mmmmmm, yes pls
Only if there's a penis hiding behind that leg.
36929
« on: August 26, 2014, 02:15:09 PM »
You need to find the biting point.
Driving is easy.
But then you realize...
36930
« on: August 26, 2014, 02:13:17 PM »
Wait...
>Loli
>Gagging
...
It's not funny if you explain the joke!
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