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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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36871
« on: August 22, 2014, 03:27:58 PM »
Why the fuck would I want to look at shitposts and trolls? You'd have to be a special kind of retard to want that.
Oh wait...
I actually enjoy watching stupid people try and argue with tolls though. Makes me feel like a Roman patrician watching a Carthaginian and a Gaul fight to the death in the games.
36872
« on: August 22, 2014, 03:24:40 PM »
A few, actually.
36873
« on: August 22, 2014, 03:23:29 PM »
... America will be the Hindenberg of countries!
Lets do it! 
Nonsense. Trust in the word of the Paul, for he is wisdom and virtue, and America his cart.
36874
« on: August 22, 2014, 03:22:04 PM »
WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHAAALE
BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN
IF YOU WISH TO PREVAAAAIIIILLL
THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKY!AIM DIRECTLY FOR HIS CROOKED BROOOOW AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE!
36875
« on: August 22, 2014, 03:18:35 PM »
Wealth doesn't lead to being happy.
Too much of a good thing is bad.
Wealth can get Ron Paul elected president in 2016 though. And we all know what that means...
36876
« on: August 22, 2014, 03:16:01 PM »
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNNNNDERRRRRRRR
36877
« on: August 22, 2014, 03:14:40 PM »
>misread title as messed around with friends
>expected OP to be some awkward gay experience
I'm actually disappointed.
36878
« on: August 22, 2014, 03:00:50 PM »
Why can't you just be an artist who happens to be Christian? I don't think the Christian scene is terribly active.
As someone who has to listen to a CCM station at work all morning, I can tell you that the scene is very big, and has lots of rising talent.
36879
« on: August 22, 2014, 02:57:19 PM »
I made a giant omelet the other day. I'm not much of a cook at all, but eggs are something I've never managed to screw up. Put a tomato and pepper from the garden outside in it and then some gorgonzola. Shit was cash, yo.
36880
« on: August 22, 2014, 02:45:37 PM »
*puts on freud glasses*
Your father never hugged you.
But... that's not phallic enough. You're not a Freud, you're a fraud!
36881
« on: August 22, 2014, 02:34:43 PM »
Yep, tbh I never got the joke :/
You all know I'm probably the worst person here for their dark sense of humour. But I never got this joke.
*shrugs*
I don't think I could explain it without sounding like a bigger asshole than Chris Brown, so... yeah. I won't.
36882
« on: August 22, 2014, 02:30:55 PM »
So... I'll be the only one willing to admit that they chuckled a bit?
36883
« on: August 22, 2014, 01:56:50 PM »
Aw man, opening and closing spoiler mountains could totally become the next times competitive cup stacking!
36884
« on: August 22, 2014, 01:52:46 PM »
Close but no cigar <.<
It's actually...
Was I supposed to click the bottom spoiler first? 'Cause I did. Now what can you infer about my mental state from that?
36885
« on: August 22, 2014, 01:51:39 PM »
Yes! All of my this.
Spoiler  Mein neger.
36886
« on: August 22, 2014, 01:33:36 PM »
I know mine's been busy, just look at this list! Oh wait, I don't even remember where they put that useless button.
36887
« on: August 22, 2014, 01:21:34 PM »
Heil!
36888
« on: August 22, 2014, 01:20:04 PM »
Roland was worthless. Every other class could do what he did, but better.
But muh AR bonuses and cute little turret
36889
« on: August 22, 2014, 01:18:37 PM »
Nope. Cut it close a few times, but that's it.
36890
« on: August 22, 2014, 01:13:34 PM »
#baby'sfirstwaifu
36891
« on: August 22, 2014, 01:12:29 PM »
It's psychology, stupid!
Pfft, no way!
36892
« on: August 22, 2014, 11:18:26 AM »
Something slightly more practical but with an equally broad amount of speculation science >.>
Ancient alien theory?
36893
« on: August 22, 2014, 10:48:21 AM »
>reads title in Scott Stapp's voice
Well now Creed songs are gonna be my head all day. Thanks.
36894
« on: August 22, 2014, 10:44:28 AM »
Guess <.<
Theoretical physics?
36895
« on: August 22, 2014, 08:53:49 AM »
I miss nothing about him, actually.
what? But he was hilarious!
36896
« on: August 21, 2014, 11:20:22 PM »
*She
She wants to get involved.
36897
« on: August 21, 2014, 11:19:28 PM »
He wants to get involved.
36898
« on: August 21, 2014, 11:14:50 PM »
Well I'm sorry I'm shit at writing.
Not what I meant.
36899
« on: August 21, 2014, 11:13:18 PM »
Mind letting me know what about it makes it delusional?
I tried it two different ways. One was to send him good energy from my own spirit and the other was to try to take his bad energy from him.
When I was attempting to take his bad energy from him I felt as if I just got the news that my dog had died.
After that I got worried that something bad might have happened to him so I tried to get into contact with him again. It didn't take long for him to reply and say that his arm was feeling quite a bit better. This bit here just reads like something out of a crappy teen fantasy novel, or something. I'd come up with a better reason, but I'm pretty fucking sleep deprived at the moment.
36900
« on: August 21, 2014, 11:10:45 PM »
It's threads like these that make me wonder if society would appreciate me walking around in a banana hammock.
Society? No. Me? Yes.
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