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Messages - DAS B00T x2
« on: August 20, 2014, 01:12:04 PM »
My children shall be staunch Madokists.
"When proceeding to the first 'safe haven' or well-lit area, the vehicle's hazard lights or emergency flashers should be activated"Wear condoms.
« on: August 19, 2014, 08:49:29 PM »
It's an optionAn option that kills everybody isn't much of an option.
« on: August 19, 2014, 08:45:05 PM »
I'm pretty sure I'd take option two in that situation.
Stop trying to defend the government. Unless... oh wait... you must work for them don't you??Not the feds, no.
I just hate misinformation in regards to the structural integrity of aircraft.
Does this guy have any fucking clue what wing spars are and how heavy duty they have to be on a massive commercial jet?
...lust and rocking slightly under my newspaper, I felt that my perception of her, if properly concentrated upon, might be sufficient to have me attain a beggar's bliss immediately; but, like some predator that prefers a moving prey to a motionless one,I planned to have this pitiful attainment coincide with one of the various girlish movements she made now and then as she read, such as trying to scratch the middle of her back and revealing a stippled armpit - but fat Haze suddenly spoiled everything by turning to me and asking me for a light, and started a make-believe conversation about a fake book by some popular fraud.
Well fuck, just call me Lonepaul.
« on: August 19, 2014, 06:40:28 PM »
Oh lord, I love how Bongland's extremists are even more xenophobic, homophobic, and anti-common sense then our own Teabaggers.
Why should Americans continue to spill their blood when the Muslim community doesn't stand up and say "enough is enough"?Well you see, the Islamic extremists are trained (albeit often poorly) militants (when they aren't just handing twelve year old girls backpacks full of explosives, that is) and most of your civil population are unarmed, lack any military knowledge, and are in complete fear of these organizations.You see now why there's no massive civil resistance, right?
We need an honorary "The Flood" nameplate!Oh wait, I misread that as an f.
I doubt anybody would want to touch them. We are just trying to find out what color panties they wear.I just thought of something.. what if they can't tell us what color their panties are because they're not wearing anything under their skirts?
It's Kiyo, so probably.
« on: August 19, 2014, 04:04:02 PM »
Shiki Ryougi> All other gods.Just finished movie 5... it was fucking awesome.
But no, Godoka>Ryougi
Gay Bitch In The Halo 3 Forums?No... get back in the Halo 3 forum.
Psh. It's just a little nameplate; you'll adapt, I'm sure.Adapt? Go back to the reach forums, lol.
Actually, that gave me an idea.
We all remember what GBITH3F meant and how Foman decided it was bannable as "spam", right?
« on: August 19, 2014, 02:32:20 PM »
No no.. Don't start this you bitchYou know it's true.
« on: August 19, 2014, 02:04:13 PM »
HaruhiChurch of Madoka > Haruhiism
« on: August 19, 2014, 02:02:19 PM »
Hi, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, Kaname Madoka? She died for your sins!
No, in an airport. Connecting flights and stuff.Well why were you down that way then?
They all like bar anime anyway.Now that'd an idea. a SoL involving bar staff instead of schoolgirls.
GOD DAMMITBecause this is entertaining.
So you're the second one to jump there?