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The Flood / Re: never mind
« on: August 04, 2014, 12:40:35 AM »
....... can't you report the fucker for soliciting nudes from a minor or some shit? Or paste a picture onto #offtopic and watch  him cry.
Not when the "minor" is an adult who was pretending to be fucking child, for Christ's sake. Do you have any idea how idiotic that sounds?
Why not? Cops do it all the time.

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The Flood / Re: never mind
« on: August 04, 2014, 12:37:19 AM »
the fucker asked for nudes. of an 11 year old girl. yeah, i blocked that creep.
LOL. Fucking called it.

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The Flood / Re: I'm messaging a desperate desticle
« on: August 04, 2014, 12:35:37 AM »
Lead him on, then when he asks for tits show off your chest and face in the pic with an expression of laughter.
Oh, and post results in the flood.

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Serious / Re: oh gawd y
« on: August 04, 2014, 12:28:40 AM »
In this thread: People, having never been to the UK to see their system in practice, falsely believing it is similar to the VA healthcare system in America.
Never said that.

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The Flood / Re: What's your fetish?
« on: August 04, 2014, 12:22:55 AM »
Female feet & shoes
Crossdressers
S&M type shit

There's a lot of odd little shit I find myself in to, but that's the most prominent three.

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The Flood / Re: If your handle has numbers in it
« on: August 04, 2014, 12:11:41 AM »

>yfw it's "das boot das boot"

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The Flood / Re: Ok, let's have an intervention about myself haha
« on: August 03, 2014, 09:59:24 PM »
I'd totally raise a camel spider to fight in illegal gambling rings.
I dunno, those army issue bags are pretty cramped.
Ya but I was in the Air Force, we get RVs with air conditioning and free hookers and stuff.
Oooooh, are the hookers air force chicks? 'Cause whenever I see any they're always wearing lots of makeup in uniform.

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The Flood / Re: Ok, let's have an intervention about myself haha
« on: August 03, 2014, 09:48:46 PM »
Oh my god, if you'd have gone, there was a deployment for an aviation battalion from Maryland to support the Hawaiian unit that cycled our 104th out that I could have volunteered to fill a slot on, heard the ended up in Bagram.
We could have tore that post up.
But camel spiders....

Would we have been able to sleep in the same sleeping bag together?
I'd totally raise a camel spider to fight in illegal gambling rings.
I dunno, those army issue bags are pretty cramped.

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Serious / Re: oh gawd y
« on: August 03, 2014, 09:45:54 PM »
Agreed. I need to march on DC with a legion and declare myself Consul for life soon.
If American citizens were actually intelligent enough to organize a march on the Capitol with an actual goal in mind, and it would actually accomplish something, I would definitely say "fuck it" to whatever I am doing at the moment and drive up there to join. However, there are not enough intelligent people in our society to be able to do that, and the government does not give a fuck how many people disagree with the things they do. They are going to do what they want because elections are rigged, your vote does not matter, and they own you.
You shall lead the fist cohort. Go and find yourself 5 others to be named Centurions and you need to all amass 80 soldiers each.  Now I need nine more...

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The Flood / Re: Ok, let's have an intervention about myself haha
« on: August 03, 2014, 09:35:17 PM »

Were you deployed?
Luckily I never had to deploy. I was tasked to deploy to Bagram Airfield in Afghanistan in April of this year, but I was discharged in December of 2013. I had a lot of disagreements with the military, having bases all over the world was one of them. All foreign bases should be shut down. I do not agree with the idea of countries either, but until that idea can be phased out of our society, we should not have our military in other countries for no reason. I can understand the humanitarian benefit of it because we have supplies ready to help with natural disasters, but I think our aircraft carriers that patrol the world can handle that kind of stuff just fine.
Oh my god, if you'd have gone, there was a deployment for an aviation battalion from Maryland to support the Hawaiian unit that cycled our 104th out that I could have volunteered to fill a slot on, heard the ended up in Bagram.
We could have tore that post up.

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The Flood / Re: Got a new laptop today
« on: August 03, 2014, 08:54:52 PM »
Time for high quality HD 1080p porn running at 60fps.
Maybe some Sienna Grace? :p
Good taste, bro.
I'm debating if I should subscribe to a porn site JUST to see all her shoots >.>
Do you really want your bank to know what kind of porn you watch?

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The Flood / Re: Got a new laptop today
« on: August 03, 2014, 08:25:47 PM »
Time for high quality HD 1080p porn running at 60fps.
Maybe some Sienna Grace? :p
Good taste, bro.

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Serious / Re: oh gawd y
« on: August 03, 2014, 08:23:23 PM »
Congratulations, now you're a communist and your constituents won't re-elect you.
Democracy is so over rated.
Agreed. I need to march on DC with a legion and declare myself Consul for life soon.

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Serious / Re: oh gawd y
« on: August 03, 2014, 08:16:58 PM »
You know what America needs?

Spoiler
Let me guess... really long waiting times and a mediocre healthcare structure?
*clicks spoiler*
Yeah, no thanks. Veterans already have to deal with the VA, let's not put the entire country in danger here.
Actually we have better healthcare than the US. And why mention Veterans, they have nothing to do with this.
Because this is what happens the the US government tries to run healthcare.
That's what happens when Government run healthcare has barely any funding.
People don't want new taxes and you can't touch the defense budget or you're a communist. How do we fund a true single payer system with those limitations?
Spend less in the private, cut defence and stop funding Israel.
Congratulations, now you're a communist and your constituents won't re-elect you.

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The Flood / Re: If you were a prostitute...
« on: August 03, 2014, 08:15:33 PM »
$250 an hour.
Undersell every escort on backpage while still making enough to support my future alcohol addiction!

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Serious / Re: oh gawd y
« on: August 03, 2014, 08:14:04 PM »
You know what America needs?

Spoiler
Let me guess... really long waiting times and a mediocre healthcare structure?
*clicks spoiler*
Yeah, no thanks. Veterans already have to deal with the VA, let's not put the entire country in danger here.
Actually we have better healthcare than the US. And why mention Veterans, they have nothing to do with this.
Because this is what happens the the US government tries to run healthcare.
That's what happens when Government run healthcare has barely any funding.
People don't want new taxes and you can't touch the defense budget or you're a communist. How do we fund a true single payer system with those limitations?

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Serious / Re: oh gawd y
« on: August 03, 2014, 08:00:42 PM »
You know what America needs?

Spoiler
Let me guess... really long waiting times and a mediocre healthcare structure?
*clicks spoiler*
Yeah, no thanks. Veterans already have to deal with the VA, let's not put the entire country in danger here.
Actually we have better healthcare than the US. And why mention Veterans, they have nothing to do with this.
Because this is what happens the the US government tries to run healthcare.

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Serious / Re: oh gawd y
« on: August 03, 2014, 07:41:04 PM »
You know what America needs?

Spoiler
Let me guess... really long waiting times and a mediocre healthcare structure?
*clicks spoiler*
Yeah, no thanks. Veterans already have to deal with the VA, let's not put the entire country in danger here.

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The Flood / Re: Ok, let's have an intervention about myself haha
« on: August 03, 2014, 07:23:47 PM »
Is this about being gay? Does it really matter?

I want to be the first flaming pansexual.

Wait, David Bowie already claimed that title... or is he bi?
Apparently David Bowie's sexuality is the subject of debate amongst scholars. Fun fact: there's even a subsection of his Wikipedia page for it!

I want to wear leather trousers and sing like him, one day.
That reminds me, there used to be a pair of leather pants up here in this attic...
Oh well, I still have my chaps.

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The Flood / Re: Ok, let's have an intervention about myself haha
« on: August 03, 2014, 07:19:17 PM »
Is this about being gay? Does it really matter?

I want to be the first flaming pansexual.

Wait, David Bowie already claimed that title... or is he bi?
Apparently David Bowie's sexuality is the subject of debate amongst scholars. Fun fact: there's even a subsection of his Wikipedia page for it!

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The Flood / Re: Ok, let's have an intervention about myself haha
« on: August 03, 2014, 07:14:48 PM »
Just spot me a hundred bucks and we cool brah.
Spoiler
Just kidding, I really don't care.

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Serious / Re: Israel Will Never Stop Abusing Palestinians
« on: August 03, 2014, 06:31:02 PM »
I wonder what terrorist organization could be creating the tension there...
It is called Israel.
But then why is the West Bank not being invaded as well?

Because it's already heavily occupied? Every time Israel wants to build a settlement they send a fleet of armoured bulldozers and bulldoze Palestinian homes so they can build Jew only housing.

Israel is the problem, Palestine is the solution.
If Palestine is the solution then Hamas is the wrong way to achieve it.

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The Flood / Re: Where will the US be in 100 years?
« on: August 03, 2014, 05:57:18 PM »
>Trade pact with China
You mean the next Greece once their economic bubble bursts?

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Serious / Re: Let's see how stupid some people are (hint: very)
« on: August 03, 2014, 05:54:42 PM »
- 52% of voters (4,706,659) think the government should expand NASA's budget. .
- 60% of voters (5,723,850) support a rise in the minimum wage.
- 65% of voters (1,715,066) think the government should subsidise wind power.
I don't see your point on these ones.
Well, actually, I don't quite understand what is meant by subsidizing wind power, unless it means that government money goes to private wind farms to fund them.

yeah the government pays wind farmers to farm wind, rather than the free market doing the leg work.
Do they need the subsidies to cover starting costs or something?

Those are covered through grants and tax-credits usually, subsidies are long-term deals to keep the farms alive regardless of the market's response. Most farming in the US is subsidized.
So what I'm gathering here is that wind farming isn't cost efficient and require government assistance to operate? I know that most produce farmers wouldn't be able to live without government help, but you'd think since you don't have to feed windmills...

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Serious / Re: Let's see how stupid some people are (hint: very)
« on: August 03, 2014, 05:48:45 PM »
- 52% of voters (4,706,659) think the government should expand NASA's budget. .
- 60% of voters (5,723,850) support a rise in the minimum wage.
- 65% of voters (1,715,066) think the government should subsidise wind power.
I don't see your point on these ones.
Well, actually, I don't quite understand what is meant by subsidizing wind power, unless it means that government money goes to private wind farms to fund them.

yeah the government pays wind farmers to farm wind, rather than the free market doing the leg work.
Do they need the subsidies to cover starting costs or something?

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Serious / Re: Israel Will Never Stop Abusing Palestinians
« on: August 03, 2014, 05:47:12 PM »
I wonder what terrorist organization could be creating the tension there...
It is called Israel.
But then why is the West Bank not being invaded as well?

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Serious / Re: Let's see how stupid some people are (hint: very)
« on: August 03, 2014, 05:45:18 PM »
- 52% of voters (4,706,659) think the government should expand NASA's budget. .
- 60% of voters (5,723,850) support a rise in the minimum wage.
- 65% of voters (1,715,066) think the government should subsidise wind power.
I don't see your point on these ones.
Well, actually, I don't quite understand what is meant by subsidizing wind power, unless it means that government money goes to private wind farms to fund them.

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Serious / Re: Israel Will Never Stop Abusing Palestinians
« on: August 03, 2014, 05:27:06 PM »
I don't know, the Arabs up north in the Golan Heights seem to be doing just fine. Seems like Gaza's the only real problem, and gee, I wonder what terrorist organization could be creating the tension there...

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The Flood / Re: Best Poptart flavor?
« on: August 03, 2014, 03:36:10 PM »

Tastes like the 90's.

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The Flood / Re: Has 2014 been a good year for you?
« on: August 03, 2014, 03:04:18 PM »
. And many more surprises are coming, one very soon
You dun knocked her up, didn't ya?

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