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36361
« on: September 08, 2014, 06:36:03 PM »
 Actung! Frauline to port! Raise to surface and ready torpedoes!
36362
« on: September 08, 2014, 06:22:33 PM »
How does it feel to be the neo-Lonepaul of this forum?
and by that I mean, trying to prove the UK is better than the US at everything.
Give it three years and he'll be hitting on thirteen year olds at chippies too.
Except that'll be you
But there's no chippies in murica.
36363
« on: September 08, 2014, 06:19:18 PM »
How does it feel to be the neo-Lonepaul of this forum?
and by that I mean, trying to prove the UK is better than the US at everything.
Give it three years and he'll be hitting on thirteen year olds at chippies too.
36364
« on: September 08, 2014, 06:15:44 PM »
Fuck that shit. If you want cinnamon then go for Goldschlager.
But people call me a faggot when I drink goldschlager...
Well they can fuck off. Goldschlager isn't fruity.
It kind of is when you're mixing it with apple juice though,
the fuck is that lol
36365
« on: September 08, 2014, 05:41:42 PM »
Fuck that shit. If you want cinnamon then go for Goldschlager.
But people call me a faggot when I drink goldschlager...
Well they can fuck off. Goldschlager isn't fruity.
It kind of is when you're mixing it with apple juice though,
36366
« on: September 08, 2014, 04:53:29 PM »
Why is there a porn site called xhamster? wtf
"No one should have to use xhamster."
-John Mcafee
But muh amatur CD's!
36367
« on: September 08, 2014, 04:42:43 PM »
nope
36368
« on: September 08, 2014, 04:22:39 PM »
You might accidentally kill yourself tomorrow, so get drunk today!
36369
« on: September 08, 2014, 04:15:10 PM »
There are some Native American tribes that would like a word with this man.
Ha, I get it.
36370
« on: September 08, 2014, 03:49:51 PM »
Inb4dildo
Nah, I buy those off of amazon.
36371
« on: September 08, 2014, 03:47:31 PM »
......can I morph with tru? Think of allllllll the possibiliteis like
anime
pink panstsu
dicks
dicks
dicks
more anime
dicks
dicks
shopping with kiyo
dicks
green pantsu
more dick
:3
>fat Tru
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>army
>moobies
lolwut. did you do a 6 month tour on candy island?
Welcome to fort Couch, where daily PT consists of vigorously masturbating to increasingly shameful pornography.
36372
« on: September 08, 2014, 03:24:44 PM »
......can I morph with tru? Think of allllllll the possibiliteis like
anime
pink panstsu
dicks
dicks
dicks
more anime
dicks
dicks
shopping with kiyo
dicks
green pantsu
more dick
:3
>fat Tru EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
36373
« on: September 08, 2014, 03:22:55 PM »
*sigh*
I'll go grab the Knight's Cross and call up Hanz for his flammenwerfer.
Don't worry, Ryle, we'll have you exorcised of your shekelgeist soon enough.
36374
« on: September 08, 2014, 03:18:17 PM »
ITT: No one understands rap lyrics.
But does anyone truly understand rap lyrics?
How can rap lyrics be real if our eyes aren't real?
36375
« on: September 08, 2014, 03:17:34 PM »
Is there sauce, or is the pasta served /r/ style?
I wouldn't know
Well shit, you as useless as /r/
36376
« on: September 08, 2014, 03:16:26 PM »
ITT: No one understands rap lyrics.
I do not think there is anything to understand. Rap is trash.
Bitches ain't nu'hin but hoes and tricks
36377
« on: September 08, 2014, 03:13:46 PM »
Is there sauce, or is the pasta served /r/ style?
36378
« on: September 08, 2014, 03:12:49 PM »
ITT: No one understands rap lyrics.
SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER BIG BOOTY
36379
« on: September 08, 2014, 03:09:02 PM »
Hmm... *browses ebay history starting from 2012*
Basses... amps... normal stuff...
*goes to 2013*
WWII memorabilia... honda CB parts...
*jump to current year*
Bunch of fetish stuff. Yup, we'll go with that.
36380
« on: September 08, 2014, 03:04:58 PM »
Fuck that shit. If you want cinnamon then go for Goldschlager.
But people call me a faggot when I drink goldschlager...
36381
« on: September 08, 2014, 02:54:03 PM »
36382
« on: September 08, 2014, 02:38:20 PM »
Meanwhile in Europe people have good taste...
You have Guinness. You've got no right to talk.
Guinness is amazing, and then there is the fact we have all the best cider, beer, wines, mead, craft ales, etc...
The US has, Nothing
Guinness is bad and you should feel bad. No. Germany for 400, Alex. Do you even into wine in bongland? lolnope. aaaaaaaaaaaand no.
36383
« on: September 08, 2014, 02:19:37 PM »
Fireball... Whiskey?
 #murica
36384
« on: September 08, 2014, 02:17:49 PM »
We shouldn't be asking God why children are starving. God should be asking us why we allow such a thing to happen.
If starving children are supposed to be a test for my morality, I sure feel bad for those who had the unfortunate role of being the ones I ignore since they truly get nothing out of it.
Suffering on earth to have an eternity of heaven? I'd take that in a heartbeat.
Hell looks fun though. I wanna push boulders up never-ending cliffs all day. I'd be so ripped, man.
36385
« on: September 08, 2014, 02:16:23 PM »
Meanwhile in Europe people have good taste...
You have Guinness. You've got no right to talk.
36386
« on: September 08, 2014, 02:10:38 PM »
*steps closer*
36387
« on: September 08, 2014, 02:08:03 PM »
Shouldn't it be busting a nut in her anus?
ew anal
36388
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:59:44 PM »
TWO CHAINZ BUT I GOT ME A FEW ON! YEAH!
36389
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:57:12 PM »
Cinnamon tastes good and at only 66 proof it's really easy to just down from the bottle. You can thank the "bro country" artists for mentioning it in their shitty hick pop-rock songs for the recent spike in popularity amongst "redneck" teens and twenty-somethings.
36390
« on: September 08, 2014, 01:51:13 PM »
We shouldn't be asking God why children are starving. God should be asking us why we allow such a thing to happen.
If starving children are supposed to be a test for my morality, I sure feel bad for those who had the unfortunate role of being the ones I ignore since they truly get nothing out of it.
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