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Messages - DAS B00T x2

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The Flood / Re: Preferred Pizza Crust
« on: September 11, 2014, 12:53:24 PM »
Thin ass crispy stuff.

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The Flood / Re: Venting thread
« on: September 11, 2014, 12:49:37 PM »
I'm telling.
What? It's not a bad thing. Necessarily.

Besides, I think I have a tighter grip on your balls.
Oh please, I'm sure babe knows everything I've done already.

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The Flood / Re: Worst troll in Bungie history?
« on: September 11, 2014, 12:48:39 PM »
In Flood history?

Commander Santa. Nothing will ever touch Clockman. That fucker had other sites fooled.

But, in distributing butthurt? I'm going with PSU.
Clockman was a great troll thread though. Took months for it to come out as fake.

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The Flood / Re: Worst troll in Bungie history?
« on: September 11, 2014, 12:47:17 PM »
Whoever tried to copy John Cena, but like... Had conversations with members and shit? Shane Dawson, yeah. Remember him? Neither did I.
the FUCK YOU NIGGERS I'M SHANE DAWSON guy? I never understood that.

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The Flood / Re: Venting thread
« on: September 11, 2014, 12:19:50 PM »

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Serious / Re: More US logic.
« on: September 11, 2014, 12:11:11 PM »
Well they do suck. Shouldn't they have technically stopped us?

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Serious / Re: It's official: Never get into a serious relationship.
« on: September 11, 2014, 12:09:57 PM »
Can't be bothered to read all the legal speak. I assume that this is a bill defining rights allocated in common law marriages?

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The Flood / Re: Worst troll in Bungie history?
« on: September 10, 2014, 09:09:46 PM »
me

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The Flood / Re: 9/11 Really Was God's Work
« on: September 10, 2014, 08:27:54 PM »
But that's the devil's music!

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The Flood / Re: Cute boy at work today
« on: September 10, 2014, 08:08:49 PM »
This is quickly getting more stale than RC.

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The Flood / Re: WHEN I WAS
« on: September 10, 2014, 07:59:00 PM »
>MCR's only song

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The Flood / Re: Eulogy for the Nameless
« on: September 10, 2014, 07:42:28 PM »
It... um... it's a cat.

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The Flood / Re: teehee teehee
« on: September 10, 2014, 07:26:15 PM »
Holy shit, it's already off the first page.

Fuck that place.
lol

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The Flood / Re: so apparently i was a witness to assault two years ago
« on: September 10, 2014, 07:18:50 PM »
I got fucking stabbed and nobody was taken to court over that.

Fuck the police, and fuck the youth criminal system.
I was also stabbed, but if I had gone to the police, I would likely have been arrested for what I was doing when I got stabbed, and then killed in prison for being a nark bitch.
Remember kids: always pack heat when meeting new dealers.

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The Flood / Re: Should horses be allowed to travel on public roads?
« on: September 10, 2014, 06:56:12 PM »
I feel sorry for the poor buggers, to have devolved from destriers into the playthings of spoilt little girls >: (
If I had a horse I'd totally ride around town wearing full winged hussar plate.

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The Flood / Re: Should horses be allowed to travel on public roads?
« on: September 10, 2014, 06:44:40 PM »
Yep. Lancaster is great
I'm not overly fond of the Mennonites holding up traffic.

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The Flood / Re: Should horses be allowed to travel on public roads?
« on: September 10, 2014, 05:08:58 PM »
Still better than those assholes on Bikes.
found a cager, who prolly doesn't know that filtering's legal, and is butthurt about his commute to work.
I think they're talking about cyclists.

I envy you motorcyclists outside of America. We can't split lanes here... I had my fucking vintage CB overheat once in stop and go traffic because of that.
No, just assholes that ride their bicycles in the street when there's a perfectly good sidewalk 6 feet to their right.
Bicycles on sidewalks is illegal in many cities.

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The Flood / Re: Should horses be allowed to travel on public roads?
« on: September 10, 2014, 05:03:59 PM »
Still better than those assholes on Bikes.
found a cager, who prolly doesn't know that filtering's legal, and is butthurt about his commute to work.
I think they're talking about cyclists.

I envy you motorcyclists outside of America. We can't split lanes here... I had my fucking vintage CB overheat once in stop and go traffic because of that.

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The Flood / Re: Post your three favourite historical figures
« on: September 10, 2014, 05:00:07 PM »
>not calling zoroaster "zarathustra"
u w0t m8?

As if not even half of the people here even know who he is
Isn't Zoroastrianism well known to anyone who has even a slight interest in ancient mythologies?
Why's he in your list though?

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The Flood / Re: so apparently i was a witness to assault two years ago
« on: September 10, 2014, 04:48:57 PM »
I'm sure you'll use your jewery to sue everyone in the courtroom for all their shekels.
nah i can't anymore, every court in america has me on their blacklist for that
Find a way to countersue in Canada.

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The Flood / Re: This is literally the coolest thing in existence
« on: September 10, 2014, 04:40:37 PM »
It actually makes that shitty song somewhat tolerable.
Like you can hit those notes.
Sorry bro, some of us have balls.

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The Flood / Re: Can A Moderator Help Me? (THANKS A LOT, TBLOCKS!)
« on: September 10, 2014, 03:05:33 PM »
It was a stupid thread anyways, since you did not make it clear what the hell you wanted to talk about, resulting in two completely different discussions.
That was the joke...

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The Flood / Re: Post your three favourite historical figures
« on: September 10, 2014, 02:51:36 PM »
Do marble busts count?



I don't expect anyone to recognize number three. He was a very important yet widely unaccredited person in the success of the first powered flight of a heaver-than-air aircraft.

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Serious / Re: ARMY officer denied access to daughters school.
« on: September 10, 2014, 01:42:14 PM »
Quote
Shaner said that there is no district policy banning those in uniform, and believes the incident occurred because of staff's misunderstanding of current policy.
Gotta love the idiots in school admin offices that don't even know their own policies.

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The Flood / Re: What's the best mod in your opinion?
« on: September 10, 2014, 01:10:39 PM »
CBBE v3 best mod of all time!
Next to Children of the sky obviously.
hehe...
<.<

>.>

Lonepaul alert! Lonepaul alert! Code blue! Deadly force authorized!

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Septagon / Re: This site needs greentext
« on: September 10, 2014, 01:08:54 PM »
>be me
>viewing nameplates
>sees >implying
>Ember greentexts
>try to greentext
>realise it was a ruse


And that's how I ended up here, requesting greentext to be enabled for all bulletpoints.
No.
>implying it wouldn't be awesome

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The Flood / Re: What's the best mod in your opinion?
« on: September 10, 2014, 01:05:59 PM »
CBBE v3 best mod of all time!

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The Flood / Re: What's the best mod in your opinion?
« on: September 10, 2014, 01:04:57 PM »
Kiyo. Any other answer is objectively incorrect.

FUCKING HUE!

He asked for the best mod not the worst.
That is why I did not respond with Slash.

Kiyo is the best mod here.
Yeah... no.

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The Flood / Re: So Flood
« on: September 10, 2014, 12:44:39 PM »

Goodnite Kiyo.
Since this thread has no discussion value: You realize I joined BE a day after you and have been active ever since where as you haven't been active since the day you joined?
she has over 3000 posts.
Different site.

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The Flood / Re: Favorite type of penis.
« on: September 10, 2014, 12:40:49 PM »

This is like saying you have a favourite type of food. Just eat what you're given and be happy you get whatever you got.
You gotta at least have some standards...
There are kids in Africa eating dirt. I'd be glad to eat any co- food. It's better to be full than hungry. >_>
That's awfully dangerous thinking though.

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