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The Flood / Re: Booze?
« on: September 18, 2014, 08:20:17 PM »
Pabst Blue Ribbon (ancient but excellent)
Ugh, I don't know what's worse, PBR or Old Milwaukee.
Neither

Natural Light is literal piss.

That's what you buy when you have to get drunk and you only have $5.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, nasty light. I'd rather drink Busch.

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The Flood / Re: Shitpost archive
« on: September 18, 2014, 08:19:21 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Booze?
« on: September 18, 2014, 08:17:37 PM »
Pabst Blue Ribbon (ancient but excellent)
Ugh, I don't know what's worse, PBR or Old Milwaukee.

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The Flood / Re: Booze?
« on: September 18, 2014, 08:14:48 PM »
Kahlua

Oh, and I've found out recently that I like vodka, too.
One wonderful concoction I mixed up in my attic would be sweat tea with Kahlua and Everclear.
The Kahlua makes it taste like yuanyang, the Everclear lets you get drunk without disturbing the flavor balance.

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The Flood / Re: Shitpost archive
« on: September 18, 2014, 08:05:17 PM »
I miss b.old.... I use to be able to recognize everyone through either their name or avatar.
or coup
Ya, I changed my coup quite often though. I was learning how to use gimp back then, so I would make new ones fairly often. I never participated in those monthly coup themes though.
i remember my santa hat umbreon coup for christmas
Didn't have shit on zombie santa Stalin.

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The Flood / Re: Shitpost archive
« on: September 18, 2014, 07:57:56 PM »
uh i wasn't ripa

though i was just as bad sometimes

i was Ryle Cytarai
I remember that guy.

35737
The Flood / Re: Nerd raps in the hood
« on: September 18, 2014, 07:56:16 PM »
That was played in plug last night, right?

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The Flood / Re: Bad Dadrock thread
« on: September 18, 2014, 07:55:24 PM »
FUCK YEAH, JIMMY'S HERE!
And yes, Joan Jett counts
Bruce Springsteen and Fleetwood Mac too.
You some kind of communist, son?
No, I'm some kind of gay nazi.

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The Flood / Re: Booze?
« on: September 18, 2014, 07:52:12 PM »
My parents don't want an alcoholic in their house. :(
I love drinking when I do but it's never very often.
Pfft, that doesn't stop me.

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The Flood / Re: Bad Dadrock thread
« on: September 18, 2014, 07:50:04 PM »
FUCK YEAH, JIMMY'S HERE!
And yes, Joan Jett counts
Bruce Springsteen and Fleetwood Mac too.
Yo yo yo don't hate the Boss. I mean his music isn't my thing but he is a solid artist. Fleetwood Mac is hit or miss but mostly belongs here.
I dunno, I'm not huge on Bruce though (even if one my favorite bands are basically directly influenced by him). Like, I'd rather hear John Cougar than the Boss.

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The Flood / Re: Reasons why the South is better than the North
« on: September 18, 2014, 07:48:30 PM »
Comm, I don't think anyone here seriously beleives that the south won the war or will rise again... or, I hope not.

There are. Hell there are places in the south where it's taught that the South won the civil war and is responsible for all of the rights we have today.
But that's in Missouri, where people don't have internet so they can't be here.

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The Flood / Re: I have the best local radio station
« on: September 18, 2014, 07:47:19 PM »
That's gayer than me...

35743
The Flood / Re: Bad Dadrock thread
« on: September 18, 2014, 07:45:22 PM »
I made an account on this gay forum just to tell Door AC/DC completely sucks (even Black Ice) and Iron Maiden doesn't suck at all and never has.

Everything else is right though.

but the Beatless and The Rolling Stones DO count as Dadrock. And both suck balls. Also Elvis. Also does Joan Jett count? Because she's a talentless hack.
Get out.
I'M ON A HIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHWAY TO nope

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The Flood / Re: Jew Thread
« on: September 18, 2014, 07:44:14 PM »
Someone say lizard cum?

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The Flood / Re: Bad Dadrock thread
« on: September 18, 2014, 07:42:33 PM »
FUCK YEAH, JIMMY'S HERE!
And yes, Joan Jett counts
Bruce Springsteen and Fleetwood Mac too.

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The Flood / Re: Booze?
« on: September 18, 2014, 07:41:08 PM »
>tfw PSU and I are the only people who drink Yuengling and Dogfish Head here.
feels bad man
Dogfish Head is meh, very meh. Nothing special.
I think it's one of the better IPA's I've had.
Then again, I don't really into IPA.

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The Flood / Re: Booze?
« on: September 18, 2014, 07:39:25 PM »
>tfw PSU and I are the only people who drink Yuengling and Dogfish Head here.
feels bad man

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The Flood / Re: Reasons why the South is better than the North
« on: September 18, 2014, 07:38:10 PM »
Gotta love southern girls though.
No thanks, I like my women to have teeth. A little scraping makes the blowjob better.
You've never been to the south, have you?

It's 99% blonde girls with perfect white teeth and double D breasts who wear a size 0.
My interaction with southern girls has been tainted by army chicks.
bleh.

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The Flood / Re: Reasons why the South is better than the North
« on: September 18, 2014, 07:37:27 PM »
Comm, I don't think anyone here seriously beleives that the south won the war or will rise again... or, I hope not.
Last time I checked Lincoln got capped and Davis died of natural causes. That's a win in my book.

CAN'T ABOLISH ME, UNION
Hmm... can't argue with that logic.
YEE YEE! FOR THE CONFEDRASA!

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The Flood / Re: Cleansing—A test.
« on: September 18, 2014, 07:36:27 PM »
"ayy"- an onomatopoeia for the noise people make when they understand something humorous
"lmao" an acronym meaning "Laugh My Ass Off"

Not that hard to understand.
the phrase is not related to the acronym LMAO, or “laughing my ass off.”
lrn2maymay

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The Flood / Re: tsunderesharks
« on: September 18, 2014, 07:35:22 PM »
I fucking love this shit

35752
The Flood / Re: Hey Dickhead!
« on: September 18, 2014, 07:32:02 PM »
>promoted from murderous scumbag to dickhead

I'm totes okay witgh this.

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The Flood / Re: Reasons why the South is better than the North
« on: September 18, 2014, 07:31:20 PM »
Comm, I don't think anyone here seriously beleives that the south won the war or will rise again... or, I hope not.

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Serious / Re: Imagine the Universe is 13 years old
« on: September 18, 2014, 07:30:22 PM »
Quote
Dinosaurs go extinct

THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG
Hush, Iguana.

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The Flood / Re: did i tell you guys about the time ian hit on me
« on: September 18, 2014, 07:27:47 PM »
Ian denies all these allegations.

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The Flood / Re: guys i'm surveying stuff: what is your opinion of tumblr
« on: September 18, 2014, 07:27:25 PM »
The parts of tumblr I frequent are predominately occupied by crossdressers and trans* people who pose naked, beg for items on an amazon wishlist, accept monetary donations, and then complain about people objectifying them.
I really don't care about what they say, I'm just there to fap.
3DPD loving freak.

OT:  It's shit.
I wear my freak proudly.

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The Flood / Re: Bad Dadrock thread
« on: September 18, 2014, 07:22:58 PM »
38 Special

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The Flood / Re: Bad Dadrock thread
« on: September 18, 2014, 07:19:48 PM »
Air Conditioning District of Columbia
Spoiler
I actually liked Black Ice

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The Flood / Re: Booze?
« on: September 18, 2014, 07:18:49 PM »
Mate, this is my dinner tonight.
Spoiler
Dayum son. Can I live with you?
BYOB... and bed.

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