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Messages - DAS B00T x2

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The Flood / Re: Replacing booze with bud
« on: April 09, 2018, 08:28:00 PM »
I am a barely functioning alcoholic.
I am 42.
lol faggot
I became a highly functioning alcoholic at 23. get on my level

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The Flood / Re: ashi haters btfo
« on: April 09, 2018, 08:26:29 PM »
If you don't like implied father/daughter relationships then you're gay

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The Flood / Re: are you sexually enlightened
« on: April 09, 2018, 08:14:40 PM »
Why would you hate such a thing though?

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The Flood / Re: Are you a sexual degenerate?
« on: April 09, 2018, 08:13:18 PM »
If you guys saw some of the pixiv artists I'm following and the tags I've searched you'd be so horrified I'd probably get banned on the spot.
pfft, try me, faggot

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The Flood / Re: Are you a sexual degenerate?
« on: April 09, 2018, 07:42:38 PM »
having a job IS traumatic and wrong
But getting paid money makes up for it. Right?

Right?
hey faggot free the lolis

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Isn’t the whole point of police officers are to keep you safe?
No. The point of having a police force is to generate revenue for the municipality by enforcing unconstitutional traffic laws, drugs laws, prostitution laws, and liquor production laws. You are the primary provider of your own safety.

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The Flood / Re: Adventure backpacks.
« on: April 09, 2018, 04:49:41 PM »
Pellet rifle and pocket stove for squirrel eatin.

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The Flood / Re: he's still going
« on: April 09, 2018, 04:47:24 PM »
Damn, look at him go

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The Flood / Re: Are you a sexual degenerate?
« on: April 09, 2018, 04:46:19 PM »
Well, I do frequently bother
to let me post lolis in anarchy

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Serious / Re: Trump Vows ‘Big Price’ for Syria Attack
« on: April 08, 2018, 08:28:10 PM »
Didn't the same thing happen last year? Around the same time of year too?
pure cohencidence

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Serious / Re: Trump Vows ‘Big Price’ for Syria Attack
« on: April 08, 2018, 08:12:33 PM »
a chemical weapons attack that choked dozens of Syrians to death the day before
henlo yes, where are the proofs?

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The Flood / Re: Thoughts on ASMR?
« on: April 08, 2018, 06:53:10 PM »
clicking, typing, and writing sounds get me triggered, odd mouth sounds not too much. I'm fond of the artists that put a lot of imagination or creativity in to their videos, so naturally I ignore the majority of female content creators.

*rubs beard on microphone*
beard scratching is so oddly satasfying

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The Flood / Re: What is your daily routine
« on: April 08, 2018, 06:12:27 PM »

and if you fall sick or it`s cold, you fap 8 times instead of 3, right?
I take no sick days.
But if I'm off yeah.

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The Flood / Re: What is your daily routine
« on: April 08, 2018, 03:35:21 PM »
wake up
fap
shower
make breakfast and lunch
eat breakfast, bag lunch
go to work like a fucking normie
do morning jobs
lunch
do afternoon jobs
go home
eat dinner
fap
have a beer or three, maybe a margarita instead
binge watch awful youtube videos
get in bed
fap
sleep

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The Flood / Re: A cheese stuffed hotdog stuffed in a jalapeño
« on: April 08, 2018, 08:01:26 AM »
Thanks man

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The Flood / Re: You wake up to her in your bed...
« on: April 07, 2018, 08:34:11 PM »
go for round two

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The Flood / Re: Thoughts on ASMR?
« on: April 07, 2018, 07:11:12 PM »
clicking, typing, and writing sounds get me triggered, odd mouth sounds not too much. I'm fond of the artists that put a lot of imagination or creativity in to their videos, so naturally I ignore the majority of female content creators.

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Gaming / Re: Spyro HD boys
« on: April 06, 2018, 07:54:03 PM »
on one hand, oh my god yes, Spyro 2 is absolutely my favorite ps1 game and I wanna see Elora's fawn tiddies in high definition

on the other hand, oh my god no, Spyro 2 is absolutely my favorite ps1 game and I only wanna see it the way I remember it so fondly in.

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The Flood / Re: Hello it is me the person SecondClass worships
« on: April 06, 2018, 07:48:09 PM »
Have you tried turning him off and back on again?

Literally yes, but absolutely nothing I do turns him off and I've tried a lot.
Have you tried being genuinely nice?

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I had a friend whose Xbox 360 was stolen and the police got it back but decided to keep it as "evidence". He never got his 360 back and had actually go out and buy a new one. Needless to say, he was extremely pissed. (For anyone wondering: This happened in RI, which is known for being a corrupt shithole.)
first guns, now xboxes. The liberal hellhole of new england must be stopped

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The Flood / Re: Hello it is me the person SecondClass worships
« on: April 06, 2018, 06:32:45 PM »
Have you tried turning him off and back on again?

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The Flood / Re: someone say something
« on: April 05, 2018, 07:39:13 PM »
restart deez nuts

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The Flood / Re: New Member Introduction Thread
« on: April 05, 2018, 07:09:19 PM »
please approve message moderator I am a bzk thank you desu
only four more posts until you dont have to do this BS
I thought it was just the very first post

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The Flood / Re: cant do dxm anymore
« on: April 05, 2018, 05:33:38 PM »
Looks fine to me

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Serious / Re: Youtube Headquarters Had A Shooter
« on: April 04, 2018, 09:31:10 PM »
What is also interesting is that she was on the phone with police, claiming that her daughter went missing and was found nearby YouTube HQ moments before this whole thing happened.
Sounds like planning and hoping for suicide-by-cop if she couldn't pull the trigger on herself after the shooting.

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Gaming / Re: "Your Memes End Here" (Fate Thread)
« on: April 04, 2018, 09:26:50 PM »
have not spent Quartz since the Saber Wars
jeez

So this is the patience of the f2p player

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Gaming / Re: "Your Memes End Here" (Fate Thread)
« on: April 04, 2018, 09:15:12 PM »
wait how the fuck did you just get babbage

how long have you not been rolling?

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Gaming / Re: We're all living in America (Fate Thread)
« on: April 04, 2018, 08:59:04 PM »
Jalter next week my guys

don't care for her, only want the mats from the event

Alright sorry for constantly bugging you about it, but I'm torn still and it makes me anxious. This is the last time, I prommise.

Is Jalter a servant I would regret not rolling for as much as I regret not getting Herc? Is Jalter actually on the level of Hercules, Waver and Merlin of being obscenely broken or a super-utility, or is she just really good (a la Gilgamesh) and gets overstated because tits?
I really want to make absolute sure I do not blow quartz on a servant that I do not really want, esspecialy so close the the one banner I have been waiting for the most.

she's just really good like Gil and overhyped because reddit loves her and her tsundere titties. never roll for someone you don't actually want. i didn't get waver, merlin, or jalter on JP and did just fine for all the content through shinjuku (cause that's when it was announced NA was coming and i decided to wait for that instead). if i ever felt i needed one of them i'd just grab them from my support list and there was no shortage of people who rolled for those servants.

the reason merlin, and waver are broken is because their skills provide a ton of survivability and utility to the team and herc is broken because of his insane survivability basically gives him a maximum of 6 turns of BBB when death mechanics are abused and not a lot can survive that from him.

jeanne alter is just one of the best attackers in the game due to her buster focus and tankyness from being an avenger HAHAHA FORGET THAT I FORGOT HER HP IS FUCKING SHIT SO HER AVENGER DEFENSE DOESN'T EVEN MATTER , but there's nothing really broken about her when it comes to later content. For this current content though she's kinda OP.

she'll also have more rate ups in the future so if you decide you want her later you'll have more chances.

Think I should try for Cu or just hope for a spook later?
Shut the fuck up and roll for your mistress already

Das

I fucking love you
Did you pull her?

Yup
well fuck me

Friday I'm rolling another quartz pack. I'm 300 down so far and no dragon dick findom mistress to show for it.
Finally have some kscopes tho so you can look foreward to that on my np5 lancelot after this event.

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The Flood / Re: One of the kids discovered a gateway anime
« on: April 04, 2018, 08:25:50 PM »
Show him some wholesome, family value media, like the Geiger Counter comics by the artist called Quzilax, or maybe even Emergence by ShindoL if he's in that young adult stage of literature.

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The Flood / Re: London’s murder rate overtakes New York’s
« on: April 04, 2018, 08:12:45 PM »
Crime in my area has been the lowest in years, god bless gentrification.
but gats
gentrification is like, destroying black people or some shit

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