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Messages - DAS B00T x2

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They wouldn't stay in the job for long though.

yes. Robots cant have outbursts in public  because of their anxiety
they just come home and vent to their other robot friends and everything is fine.

8372
Maybe I should give a better example. Would a robot be able to function normally when working with a couple being lovey/dovey in front of him?

ESPECIALLY the children
yes. Robots cant have outbursts in public  because of their anxiety

8373
The Flood / Re: Rank drugs
« on: May 18, 2016, 07:48:25 PM »
1. Menthol Cigarettes
2. Menthol Cigarettes
3. Menthol Cigarettes
4. Menthol Cigarettes
5. Menthol Cigarettes
6. Menthol Cigarettes
7. Menthol Cigarettes
8. Menthol Cigarettes
9. Menthol Cigarettes
10. Menthol Cigarettes
all these years and i never knew door was actually a black guy. i bet you smoke newport menthols too.
Camel crush actually

love them turk cigs
what the actual fuck? who likes menthol that much? you're off your rocker
poor people.

8374
Would a robot go out of their way to be friendly towards the people they serve? Especially children?

robots can work retail
ESPECIALLY the children

8375
The Flood / Re: The most delusional statements people make.
« on: May 18, 2016, 07:46:13 PM »
"Free helicopter rides for life."
Pinochet wasn't lying when he told people that.

8376
I'd argue that Disney World is literally an Anti-Robot zone and the idea of just working there is enough to clear my name of any "Robotness". The job forces you to be socially active.

robots can work retail

8377
The Flood / Re: Rank drugs
« on: May 18, 2016, 07:43:04 PM »
Alcohol
Alcohol and DPH
Alcohol and cocaine
Alcohol and Vicodin

8378
You have no recent/up to date proof or evidence of that claim.

Yes you are
you work at didny worl and creepily idolize a gay prostitute that you refer to in conversation as "senpai".

8379
Lol wage cuck.

Cheat pls no pls I have to do social drinking the weekend nights and work all day long
It's actually Army stuff, hence the social drinking.

8380
I'M NOT A ROBOT!

literally a little girl
LOL
Kys you beta robot
Yes you are

8381
Cheat pls no pls I have to do social drinking the weekend nights and work all day long

8382
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will hurt forever.

Lol faggot, grow some skin
Pussy
literally a little girl
LOL
Kys you beta robot

8383
The Flood / Re: I have the power of God
« on: May 18, 2016, 07:22:22 PM »
Casey, where is my "decaf is for pussies" coffee mug?

8384
The Flood / Re: I found the dankest card shop today
« on: May 18, 2016, 07:18:30 PM »
there's a millenium puzzle in the closet
I don't think going into a closet would have been a good move.
What could possibly go wrong?
neckbeards
oh.

Oh...

8385
The Flood / Re: I found the dankest card shop today
« on: May 18, 2016, 07:17:13 PM »
there's a millenium puzzle in the closet
I don't think going into a closet would have been a good move.
What could possibly go wrong?

8386
Lol faggot, grow some skin
Pussy
No. Call my a butthurt softie but the last thread made about me in Anarchy really got under my skin.

8387
see this is the good stuff I'm talking about

this friday is National Defense Transportation Day, so let's just get a weekend anarchy going in celebration
Fuck that shit. The DoT is a crock of shit run by crooks and union lap dogs.
then it should be an anti national defense transportation anarchy in protest of the day
can we like, wait a week tho? I'm actually going to be mildly social this weekend.

8388
The Flood / Re: ITT Post shit that makes you feel great
« on: May 18, 2016, 07:08:10 PM »
Black kids raised by single moms are statistically guaranteed to be degenerate criminals.

Ban single moms.

8389
see this is the good stuff I'm talking about

this friday is National Defense Transportation Day, so let's just get a weekend anarchy going in celebration
Fuck that shit. The DoT is a crock of shit run by crooks and union lap dogs.

8390
No, shut up tranny freak

8391
The Flood / Re: Feels thread?
« on: May 18, 2016, 06:47:13 PM »
Like, that shit was a 45* grade at times with nothing but fallen leaves from last year and loose rocks scattered between saplings to try and hold on to.
It was nice.

8392
The Flood / Re: Feels thread?
« on: May 18, 2016, 06:36:57 PM »
I climbed a really big hill yesterday. That felt nice.

8393
The Flood / Re: ITT Post shit that makes you feel great
« on: May 18, 2016, 06:34:52 PM »
monogamy is dumb, but if you enter a relationship with someone with the mutual understanding that it is monogamous, and that person cheats, that's fucked up. and it's totally cool to warn other people who might want monogamous relationships that this person who ostensibly wants to be in a 1 on 1 relationship with them is actually a cheater. its all in the interest of transparency.
polyamory is a living meme

8394
The Flood / Re: i feel so uncomfortable in my body right now
« on: May 18, 2016, 06:24:25 PM »
wait no that's lycanthropy

Are you becoming a furry?
Only for July

8395
The Flood / Re: ITT Post shit that makes you feel great
« on: May 18, 2016, 06:23:04 PM »
plus that fiance did the right thing telling the girl's next hookup after him that shes a cheater. obviously he meant to help the bro out and so he wont waste his time on the skank.
'help out the bro"

what a fucking joke, he got involved in shit that was none of his business
a bro has a responsibility to warn fellow bros of a lying ho... and also the moral right to fuck her sister.

8396
The Flood / Re: WebMD thread. Post ITT for diagnosis.
« on: May 18, 2016, 06:08:12 PM »
Symptoms: Not drinking enough beer

What's the prognosis, Mr diagnosis?

8397
What could we really do?

8398
Barium
Thulium
Thallium
Beryllium
Potassium
Calcium
Lithium
Magnesium
Helium
Aluminum
http://www.lostinthepond.com/2013/02/why-do-americans-pronounce-it-aluminum.html#.VzzxOZErKHs
Quote
Sir Humphrey Davy in fact coined the now archaic word "alumium" in 1808. However, referring to the element in his 1812 book Elements of Chemical Philosophy, he would use the word "aluminum", much as Americans do today
we win. GET FUCKED YA FUCKING CRUMPET LOVING TEA SUCKING LOBSTERBACKS

8399
The Flood / Re: i feel so uncomfortable in my body right now
« on: May 18, 2016, 05:55:11 PM »
It's lupus

8400
Barium
Thulium
Thallium
Beryllium
Potassium
Calcium
Lithium
Magnesium
Helium
Aluminum

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