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The Flood / Re: Vezakam
« on: May 21, 2016, 11:08:28 AM »
Vez

Send me nude pictures of your trap friend

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The Flood / Re: Why Anime?
« on: May 20, 2016, 09:13:29 PM »
Because anime tiddies

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The Flood / Re: I'm enlisted in the MIDF.
« on: May 20, 2016, 08:28:17 PM »
>football europooro

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The Flood / Re: Pinkerton is a pretty solid album.
« on: May 20, 2016, 07:33:12 PM »
Blue>white>green>EWBAITE>pinkerton>hurley>make believe>maladroit>>>>>>raditude
wait really? was white that good?
I'm absolutely loving it.
cool

also you forgot red
Yes I did.
I don't really remember it tho.

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The Flood / Re: Pinkerton is a pretty solid album.
« on: May 20, 2016, 07:28:48 PM »
Blue>white>green>EWBAITE>pinkerton>hurley>make believe>maladroit>>>>>>raditude
wait really? was white that good?
I'm absolutely loving it.

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The Flood / Re: Pinkerton is a pretty solid album.
« on: May 20, 2016, 07:26:25 PM »
Blue>white>green>EWBAITE>pinkerton>hurley>make believe>maladroit>>>>>>raditude

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The Flood / Re: I feel like I just ruined my life
« on: May 20, 2016, 06:55:10 PM »
Bro
Women don't matter in life. Bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks.

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The Flood / Re: Plans for the weekend?
« on: May 20, 2016, 06:46:40 PM »
Drink
Sleep
Clean a swashplate and synch shafts since we just did a 100 hour lube today.
Sham out
PT
Drink
Driiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink
DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK
Pass out
Hungover army stuff
Drive home
Maybe do laundry
Pass out from exhaustion and lack of sleep

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The Flood / Re: I feel like I just ruined my life
« on: May 20, 2016, 06:43:47 PM »
Didn't you get that tutor position bro?

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The Flood / Re: Describe your first sexual encounter
« on: May 20, 2016, 01:15:38 PM »
tbh I browse these threads on /b/ hoping to find a story of some young friends/siblings/cousins experimenting or maybe a rape story.

Oh shit that was supposed to be anon.

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The Flood / Re: Describe your first sexual encounter
« on: May 20, 2016, 12:53:33 PM »
One day teenage me decided to drink bourbon and find a penis to put in my butt.

Fun times.

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They provide no protection to your legs that a pair of thick pants do. They have no function other than keeping you cool if you're a fucking pansy that can't take the heat. You'll never see people wear shorts on a battlefield.
Rhodesians did, yo.
I said people
RLI was whites only.

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They provide no protection to your legs that a pair of thick pants do. They have no function other than keeping you cool if you're a fucking pansy that can't take the heat. You'll never see people wear shorts on a battlefield.
Rhodesians did, yo.

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The Flood / Re: Everything will be okay
« on: May 19, 2016, 11:55:27 PM »
EWBAITE

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The Flood / Re: Not in a good place right now TBH
« on: May 19, 2016, 11:52:24 PM »
You'll be fine bro.

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The Flood / Re: A quick question to our non-virgin users
« on: May 19, 2016, 11:47:24 PM »
No.

But I absolutely want to hatefuck Kiyo because that would be the most epic sex on the planet ever

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The Flood / Re: Waterloo is the best war movie.
« on: May 19, 2016, 11:46:09 PM »
you mean Enemy at the Gates
No, just no.

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The Flood / Re: Waterloo is the best war movie.
« on: May 19, 2016, 11:45:23 PM »
That's not how you spell Das Boot.

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The Flood / Re: If you Google 'Age of consent in Japan'
« on: May 19, 2016, 08:06:48 PM »
One day Ill go over there an fuck a middle schooler
#lifegoals

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The Flood / Re: I'm heading back to High School after summer AMA.
« on: May 19, 2016, 07:20:43 PM »
Wow, lanklet, eat a cheeseburger.

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The Flood / Re: I'm heading back to High School after summer AMA.
« on: May 19, 2016, 07:19:05 PM »
Haha, you're gonna get beat up, nerd.

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The Flood / Re: Excuse me
« on: May 19, 2016, 05:38:00 PM »
Holy fuck
I always though it was this guy
you think about guys a lot
kind of yeah
I mean, I only masturbate furiously to fantasies of Cystic five times a week.

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The Flood / Re: Excuse me
« on: May 19, 2016, 05:06:51 PM »
Holy fuck
I always though it was this guy

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The Flood / Re: I just saw a naked man walking in the street
« on: May 19, 2016, 04:54:43 PM »
Wow, what a faggot snitch.

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We must eliminate the Jews.

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The Flood / Re: Do you play an instrument?
« on: May 19, 2016, 02:51:36 PM »
Lots of you guys like the piano. Is it intimidating with all them keys?
Yes. And it's so lateral. Trying to make my fingers piano right is a pain in the ass.

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The Flood / Re: Will SyFy ever get a show as good as SG1 again?
« on: May 19, 2016, 11:21:17 AM »
Nope.
They're doomed to a life of b-list cheesy monster movies.

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The Flood / Re: I miss Taconomicon.
« on: May 19, 2016, 10:59:03 AM »
I miss the other Taco. He was basically a less controversial Midget.
I miss banning him all the time.

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The Flood / Re: I miss Taconomicon.
« on: May 19, 2016, 10:55:28 AM »
Hr was pretty chill.

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Where's Anarchy
oh my honorary Aryan brother, welcome back

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