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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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8191
« on: May 27, 2016, 01:30:32 PM »
You are no more vulnerable in a restroom than you are in any other sparcely populated area.
If you really feel threatened, use the buddy system or excersise your second amendment rights.
The government does not exist to make you feel safe. It exists to extort money from you at gunpoint.
8192
« on: May 27, 2016, 01:22:50 PM »
House spiders generally will die outside the house. It's like putting a lion raised in captivity out in the wild.
i don't actually think it's that big of a deal, but i guess that would depend on what counts as a house spider
Anything that's lends towards the Grandaddy Long-Legs body type tends to be a house spider. Those and the really tiny spiders (sans wolf/jumping spider).
Long legs are legit bros. I don't even bother to mess with them at the airport after I watched one fuck up a wasp. I'm like all "right on, little spider bro, you kill that fuckin wasp"
8193
« on: May 27, 2016, 01:18:32 PM »
Some of them I usually just let live with me. The keep other insects away.
But if something even remotely looks like a Brown Recluse I'm going to kill it faster than a jackrabbit on methamphetamines.
8194
« on: May 27, 2016, 11:26:12 AM »
It's a sad world we live in. gotta bend over backwards for dudes who want to be girls and girls who want to be dudes.
Nobody's bending over for anyone though. We're just trying to not arrest people for what they've been doing for years.
8195
« on: May 27, 2016, 11:02:15 AM »
I'm uncomfortable when a nigger sits next to me on public transportation, but I'm not allowed to say anything about it.
This is a legitimate point and I demand it be taken seriously. You ever have to sit next to some urban thug when all your trying to do is mind your own business while he's eyeing up your obviously middle class attire and wondering how much money you might have in your pocket? We need to segregate society again.
8196
« on: May 27, 2016, 09:56:11 AM »
I'm uncomfortable when a nigger sits next to me on public transportation, but I'm not allowed to say anything about it.
8197
« on: May 27, 2016, 09:55:02 AM »
Op, bro, I gotta know now, okay, Z51 ray or Z06?
or base model faggotry?
Z06 bro
Nice shit, bro, nice shit.
Just don't tell me it's yellow like every other one I've seen.
Nah, white with a black stripe down the middle.
I think full black looks the best because the z06 already has red accents all over the place and they look good together, but... i didnt buy the car so it doesn't really matter.
Ooooooooh I bet that's pretty.
8198
« on: May 27, 2016, 09:53:31 AM »
Your argument is literally "you're not letting us do whatever we want so fuck you"
Nobody except for Target and a few radical anti-establishment or anarchistic communities are doing that tho.
8199
« on: May 27, 2016, 09:51:37 AM »
Op, bro, I gotta know now, okay, Z51 ray or Z06?
or base model faggotry?
Z06 bro
Nice shit, bro, nice shit. Just don't tell me it's yellow like every other one I've seen.
8200
« on: May 27, 2016, 09:50:45 AM »
yeah, being a kind and accepting person is such a drag
Kill yourself.
Yes? Part of being a kind and accepting person is killing yourself if you're not one. There is no point in being kind and accepting to a person who is not kind and accepting themselves. They should be treated like the scum they are, as an exception to the rule, because that's what they deserve.
Kill yourself.
Advocating one cause and being intolerant to all other viewpoints is called being a bigot
I don't care how worthy or open minded you think your cause is
A little dose of Fascism in our lives is healthy. Otherwise we're just a bunch of hippy faggots.
Are you even American
Born and raised. The concepts of Manifest Destiny and American Exceptionalism demand that one be open to minor fascist tendencies.
8201
« on: May 27, 2016, 09:30:18 AM »
yeah, being a kind and accepting person is such a drag
Kill yourself.
Yes? Part of being a kind and accepting person is killing yourself if you're not one. There is no point in being kind and accepting to a person who is not kind and accepting themselves. They should be treated like the scum they are, as an exception to the rule, because that's what they deserve.
Kill yourself.
Advocating one cause and being intolerant to all other viewpoints is called being a bigot
I don't care how worthy or open minded you think your cause is
A little dose of Fascism in our lives is healthy. Otherwise we're just a bunch of hippy faggots.
8202
« on: May 27, 2016, 09:03:57 AM »
Let me paint a more realistic picture
1) Cops can you remove this man? He's been staring at me in the bathroom the whole time I was there.
2) Um excuse you I can a trans woman
3) That doesn't matter, you were staring down other women. That's sexual harassment, you're coming with us.
Fixed
The dude could just as easily deny it
Dude wouldn't even be there in the first place if not for Obama's bullshit law
Trans people (especialy trans men, as they usually get better beards than I can grow) have been going in to the opposite bathroom for decades now, but it's always kind of been at their own risk of being found and arrested.
8203
« on: May 27, 2016, 08:58:26 AM »
And you're 15 years old and only have 3/4 the life experience I have so zip it.
the fact that you bought this is probably funniest thing I've ever heard or seen in my life. Nah brah, it's pretty funny
8204
« on: May 27, 2016, 08:36:34 AM »
Moved some finances around and got it.
:/
I EXPECT PICS FAGGOT, SINCE I NEVER GOT ANY OF THE OTHER THING
8205
« on: May 27, 2016, 08:28:12 AM »
Bring it on. We need another culling of the poor and hispanic.
But what if you are one but not the other
Well, I guess the poor is the ultimate qualifier here.
8206
« on: May 27, 2016, 08:05:57 AM »
Shou is a man and a massive normie now.
See faggots, all this wanting to become a little girl shit is just a phase that you'll get over.
8207
« on: May 27, 2016, 08:01:38 AM »
Op, bro, I gotta know now, okay, Z51 ray or Z06?
or base model faggotry?
Idk if you can get a Z06 nowadays, if so they have a decent premium.
Didn't automotive youtuber StreetSpeed 717 just get a brand new Z06 tho?
8208
« on: May 26, 2016, 11:31:48 PM »
Bring it on. We need another culling of the poor and hispanic.
8209
« on: May 26, 2016, 10:42:47 PM »
lay on your shoulders with your legs in the air and fap
8210
« on: May 26, 2016, 10:42:10 PM »
I'd have a beer with PSU, yo.
Or well, maybe not. He's a fuckin Devils fan.
8211
« on: May 26, 2016, 10:26:56 PM »
Fuck Dietrich, why? Those always get me feeling like a piece of shit.
8212
« on: May 26, 2016, 10:22:00 PM »
Okay, now I didn't kill Durango, found out he's an undercover cop, ran away, went to a store to buy grapes, got my grapes stolen from me, and then decided to rob the white house for wine, succeeding but not without the loss of my dear friends who were memorialized in a moment of silence with Spinning Basketball Man. Now I have wine in my fishtank.
8213
« on: May 26, 2016, 10:12:06 PM »
 fug, lol
8214
« on: May 26, 2016, 10:06:23 PM »
oh
8215
« on: May 26, 2016, 09:58:14 PM »
Zen would be just as likely to bang Das as Ender tbh
oh
8216
« on: May 26, 2016, 09:33:16 PM »
Op, bro, I gotta know now, okay, Z51 ray or Z06?
or base model faggotry?
8217
« on: May 26, 2016, 09:16:44 PM »
I've got a few of those two. But then again, so does all of Bungle. What a whore.
8218
« on: May 26, 2016, 09:15:40 PM »
Circumcision, bro. Chicks will finally want to fuck you more than once.
8219
« on: May 26, 2016, 09:13:56 PM »
tru
8220
« on: May 26, 2016, 09:10:21 PM »
That's crazy bro, because one minute I'm feeling on top of the world, overly cocky, like I can do anything with no consequences. Rules don't apply to me
Then when my estrogen spikes up I get bitchy and annoyed with everything.
Not to mention I'll cry if I see something happy-sad (like vids of soldier coming home)
Glad I'll finally be able to get this estrogen in check after this week tho
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