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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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8161
« on: May 28, 2016, 11:04:41 PM »
Do you get off on this, because you make these threads constantly.
8162
« on: May 28, 2016, 11:03:24 PM »
It's the forest moon of Endor down there.
Quit trying to belittle people with more masculinity than you bitch boy. Leg hair is the true mark of a manly man.
I have some, I'm just not part ape.
Naw, that's the size of your bush. How full is yours when you pick it out?
I need inches, not metaphors
8163
« on: May 28, 2016, 10:51:13 PM »
Quit trying to belittle people with more masculinity than you bitch boy. Leg hair is the true mark of a manly man.
I have some, I'm just not part ape.
Naw, that's the size of your bush. How full is yours when you pick it out?
8164
« on: May 28, 2016, 10:38:14 PM »
>No leg hair
>Florida
I have some, I'm just not part ape.
8165
« on: May 28, 2016, 07:49:59 PM »
and people want this mexistache rockin mofo to share a bathroom with my hypothetical daughter
NOT IN MY BACKYARD
8166
« on: May 28, 2016, 07:33:14 PM »
PENNSYLVANIA: Am I gay? / What is vaping?
YUP, SOUNDS RIGHT
god damn douchefluters
8167
« on: May 28, 2016, 07:15:09 PM »
I am flower
Fuck my life fam
what qualifies you
too soon, meming terrorists and school shooters, interpretative meme dance
8168
« on: May 28, 2016, 06:45:41 PM »
White trash.
Yee
*shotgun blast*
>Florida
8169
« on: May 28, 2016, 05:33:24 PM »
Wouldn't that mean 'Murricans are too?
nah m8. i have portuguese skin i don't burn easily.
So like, your basically Spanish, so like, your ancestors got raped by the Moors so you're basically a sandnigger.
Depends where from, actually. Spaniards from the south of Spain are brown because they "mixed" with moors, but any higher up and especially the north people are very white, it's just a different type of white.
Ayane a shit
8170
« on: May 28, 2016, 05:08:23 PM »
Wouldn't that mean 'Murricans are too?
nah m8. i have portuguese skin i don't burn easily.
So like, your basically Spanish, so like, your ancestors got raped by the Moors so you're basically a sandnigger.
but my other half is swedish dough
So you're extra prone to being raped by Ahmed.
8171
« on: May 28, 2016, 05:07:27 PM »
By the time I die, the imported Hispanics will have outbred us and the Pennsylvania Dutch culture will die out entirely except for in secluded Amish and Mennonite communities. Also, my town will probably no longer border farms but a new section of suburbs and section 8 housing complexes to house these welfare queens.
This honestly makes me very sad.
8172
« on: May 28, 2016, 05:03:39 PM »
I am flower
Fuck my life fam
8173
« on: May 28, 2016, 05:00:16 PM »
Wouldn't that mean 'Murricans are too?
nah m8. i have portuguese skin i don't burn easily.
So like, your basically Spanish, so like, your ancestors got raped by the Moors so you're basically a sandnigger.
8174
« on: May 28, 2016, 04:57:20 PM »
Can I make it a cage instead and be a sissy slut?
No because then you could still milk your prostate. Totes cheating
8175
« on: May 28, 2016, 04:53:38 PM »
yeah
heck id do it for 10k
How about 11k but I get a photoset?
8176
« on: May 28, 2016, 04:31:47 PM »
A year for a million? Sure.
I'd be questioning my decision week 2 and wanting to kill myself after a month, but I think I could get through it.
8177
« on: May 28, 2016, 04:30:26 PM »
(Savage) home skillet.
Yee Yee *shotgun blast*
8178
« on: May 28, 2016, 03:51:49 PM »
Tfw I'm not cute enough to wear a Japanese school girl outfit and be a slut for cock.
That doesn't stop Ian.
8179
« on: May 28, 2016, 08:51:41 AM »
Best pizza I ever had was topped with popcorn shrimp, ranch, and buffalo sauce.
Life changing, bro.
8180
« on: May 28, 2016, 08:33:10 AM »
I'd prefer the older design tbh
The GT500 NSX models and the R-GT (fuck, even the base model) are some of the sexiest looking Vehicle designs to come out of Japan.
I gotta give that award to the C110 Skyline. Straight up gives me a boner and a half.
8181
« on: May 27, 2016, 09:22:11 PM »
Only if I can make it a little girl.
8182
« on: May 27, 2016, 09:16:02 PM »
liberal
8183
« on: May 27, 2016, 09:04:27 PM »
I would honestly mistake it for an Audi if not for the Acura badge.
Speaking of, I really hate the Acura badging. The NSX should be a balls out sports car, not a luxury vehicle.
You can just shave it off and slap this bad boy on there
It's still a fat fuck loaded with cool guy gadgets that won't be competing in the LeMans like it's predecessor.
8184
« on: May 27, 2016, 08:47:46 PM »
I would honestly mistake it for an Audi if not for the Acura badge.
Speaking of, I really hate the Acura badging. The NSX should be a balls out sports car, not a luxury vehicle.
8185
« on: May 27, 2016, 08:13:20 PM »
Happy birthdayrino Rylerino
8186
« on: May 27, 2016, 06:53:23 PM »
Because you should be afraid. The Homosexuals could attack you at any moment when you think you're safe in the sanctity of your gender barricaded bathroom.
Yeah I know right
Imagine if they let in potential creepers on top of that
Whew
What, is me saying to the next guy in the urinals "nice watch, bro" not creeper enough?
8187
« on: May 27, 2016, 06:49:34 PM »
I don't know about civie numbers, but in my last FOUR HOUR LONG JUST FUCKING KILL ME FAM EO and SHARP brief they said that dudes in the military are sexually assaulted as much as chicks.
So like, you should totally be afraid that homosexuals and Catholics are allowed in the same bathroom as you, Inglorious.
I don't know why you're shifting this to military rape statistics
That is another crisis altogether
Why would you assume this argument is about anything other than civilian bathrooms
Because you should be afraid. The Homosexuals could attack you at any moment when you think you're safe in the sanctity of your gender barricaded bathroom.
8188
« on: May 27, 2016, 04:35:59 PM »
Anyone on Skype already knows my name is Dylan Noll.
8189
« on: May 27, 2016, 02:13:12 PM »
I don't know about civie numbers, but in my last FOUR HOUR LONG JUST FUCKING KILL ME FAM EO and SHARP brief they said that dudes in the military are sexually assaulted as much as chicks.
So like, you should totally be afraid that homosexuals and Catholics are allowed in the same bathroom as you, Inglorious.
8190
« on: May 27, 2016, 01:31:32 PM »
Just go real slow bro
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