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Messages - DAS B00T x2

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The Flood / Re: McJuggerNuggets Psycho Series Confirmed Fake
« on: June 06, 2016, 10:59:57 PM »
No way, I don't believe it.

8012
The Flood / Re: Boss asked to speak to me.
« on: June 06, 2016, 07:34:09 PM »
We wants the D

8013
The Flood / Re: Am I the only one who thinks John Oliver is mediocre?
« on: June 06, 2016, 07:33:28 PM »
I'm probably the only one here that likes him.

He's one of the only left-leaning show hosts that doesn't piss me off.
John Stewart was funnier, IMO.
Kinda weird how both Stewart and Colbert left their shows right before the election season started.
Stewart Colbert 2016

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The Flood / Re: Am I the only one who thinks John Oliver is mediocre?
« on: June 06, 2016, 07:25:06 PM »
I'm probably the only one here that likes him.

He's one of the only left-leaning show hosts that doesn't piss me off.
John Stewart was funnier, IMO.

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The Flood / Re: Am I the only one who thinks John Oliver is mediocre?
« on: June 06, 2016, 07:19:05 PM »
I don't like him, but he's on point with the "current year" thing.

Some things just have no right to persist in the current year.
Right. Like Islamists murdering Christians and Yazidis for being different when they get bored with beheading gays, and then the Jews herding these people in to unsuspecting lands so that they may destroy the most tolerant and accepting societies on earth.
Wall around Europe when?
Hungarian takeover of cucked eastern bloc when?
Return of the Carolean army when?
DAS DRITTE REICH WILL RISE AGAIN

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I literally can't even

8017
The Flood / Re: boobes
« on: June 06, 2016, 05:57:35 PM »
too big

8018
The Flood / Re: pro bernie on sep7 supports trump elsewhere
« on: June 06, 2016, 05:39:02 PM »
I'd make that ass gape again.

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The Flood / Re: It's Happening
« on: June 06, 2016, 04:29:06 PM »
Remove rabbit remove rabbit you are worst furry. You are the furry idiot and the furry smell. To our neighbors in Hamster you may visit our country you may live in the zoo hahahahahahaha. We will crush you like skull of a cow. 2pac alive in Serbia.

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Serious / Re: For a little while I forgot why I dislike ethicists.
« on: June 06, 2016, 12:27:00 PM »
Ethicists are generally dumb and this is a good thing, especially on the eugenics side of things. Technology is a field where something like "trickle down economics" actually works.

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The Flood / Re: Happy D-Day
« on: June 06, 2016, 11:09:05 AM »
Happy Hearts of Iron 4 release day.

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Nothing, I mean NOTHING triggers people like a a spooky ghost. Dress up in a ghost costume. Remember: real ghosts have pointed heads, so make sure that the hat is pointy.
Fascionable people wear black shirts.


8023
REPEAL THE SECOND is a great one.
He wants to trigger them, not get invited to a hacky sack circle.

8024
How bout just SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED in big bold print?

8025
Army stuff? Do go in detail if you can.
Phase three of my company's unique split AT period.

Wednesday began with pretty much the last flight of week until the core AT guys flew them down to Picket where the rest of the CAB is doing their Annual Training. They should be there by now... if Alpha's trucks stopped breaking every 15 miles.
Then the rest of the week was literally DoD bullshit online training with moments of going to play racquetball in between to break up the suicide inducing suicide awareness training. Today was a seven hour death by powerpoint session. The morning was rough to stay awake... we accidentally turned up in Harrisburg last night.


But hey, I got to ride the open ramp on the later bit of that flight. That was probably the coolest shit I've ever done.

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Assuming Prozac doesn't make me a Normie by next month, I'll join.
If you ever become a normie we can't be friends anymore.

8027
Oh wait, it's June right now.
get fucked
I know, you're crushed. We just have to wait 25 more days until your favorite holiday begins.

8028
Oh wait, it's June right now.

8029
I was busy being not home and doing army stuff and getting absolutely shitfaced for five nights in a row all week.

Furfags, prepare yourselves for next month.

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The Flood / Re: I also got a car
« on: June 05, 2016, 04:32:11 PM »
Yo my nigga you wanna race? I bet my A4 will beat that thing.
Quote
And boy does she fly.
How much flying can you do with 92 horse power?
Faggot, my wagon will kill your wagon. Turbos are for whiners, not winners.
N/A ALL DAY

8031
What did I miss last week?
Deci short-circuited.
Because someone said something about killing a pest?

8032
What did I miss last week?

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The Flood / Re: fuckin D.Va
« on: June 05, 2016, 10:48:47 AM »


Weak ass peace fingers.

6/10
Yeah. She'll never get anywhere in the industry like that.

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The Flood / Re: Retirement plans?
« on: June 05, 2016, 10:31:19 AM »
Lots and lots of drugs.

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The Flood / Re: Biker hate thread.
« on: June 05, 2016, 05:41:33 AM »
Um, those are cyclists, not bikers.

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The Flood / Re: I also got a car
« on: June 05, 2016, 05:39:34 AM »
Bro, now paint it like the car from Initial D.

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The Flood / Re: Is letting a girl suck your dick cheating?
« on: June 04, 2016, 05:10:21 PM »
Nope. Just like virginity, it also doesn't count if it's just in the butt.
God's words, not mine.

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>tfw Cindy will never call you a racist shithead while hatefucking your face with her eight inch cock

>tfw Das will never scream REEEEEE to you in person
>tfw you will never poop in BC's lambo while screaming PUSSY PADDLES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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The Flood / Re: your waifu is trash
« on: June 04, 2016, 04:39:37 PM »
>3dpd

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The Flood / Re: I love president barack obama
« on: June 04, 2016, 12:29:11 PM »
Trump is the only candidate willing to say what we all need to be told. Embargo Islam.
No he's not. Using scapegoats for a countries problem isn't the answer, neither is throwing a silly embargo on an entire religion. Good luck trying to implement that.

Gary Johnson has the answers.
Fuck outta here. It's time to UNCUCK THE RIGHT!

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