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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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7621
« on: June 21, 2016, 01:20:35 PM »
Coffee beans. People pay how much for the ones those monkeys shit out... I'll be fuckin rich! And my dumps could stimulate my prostate!
7622
« on: June 21, 2016, 12:45:01 PM »
A new escort every night.
7623
« on: June 21, 2016, 12:36:20 PM »
Sie sind echt langweilig
So is it just actual German you do or... Kannsht du mikka fange?
The heck is fange? From fangen or verstehen?
So no then.
I don't Pennsylvania Dutch.
But it says kannst du mich something
You got the first two right. It translates to "can you catch a fly?" And the answer is "Ja, vann sie hukkah bleivve" which roughly means "yeah, if it sits still" and then all the old drunk Dutchys at the bar fall of their stools laughing cause they found someone else from the community.
7624
« on: June 21, 2016, 11:06:08 AM »
Sie sind echt langweilig
So is it just actual German you do or... Kannsht du mikka fange?
The heck is fange? From fangen or verstehen?
So no then.
7625
« on: June 21, 2016, 09:30:56 AM »
Sie sind echt langweilig
So is it just actual German you do or... Kannsht du mikka fange?
7626
« on: June 21, 2016, 09:05:25 AM »
i'd smash
7627
« on: June 21, 2016, 09:02:35 AM »
He is putting a lot of it into his body, his levels are nearly triple SWIM and he also Added a completely extra compound.
fuuuuuuuuuck Dude'll probably crash and burn from all that. Maybe even suffer from heart disease. The guy you know should just keep doing what he's doing and not try to catch up with that dude.
7628
« on: June 21, 2016, 08:45:16 AM »
You see though, women are inferior creatures by nature, and rampant feminism destroying the natural order is why I'm an MRA.
7629
« on: June 21, 2016, 07:56:23 AM »
It's funny how in 2012 I was on about the shiniest of two turds
But man is that statement really true this election cycle. Still, I'd rather take a semi-corrupt cuckolded wife who actually has experience and knows what she's doing, than someone who absolutely has no grasp on how the presidency or any sort of policies, foreign ones especially, work.
Or I honestly just might vote Gary Johnson. Seeing polls with him around 13% is pretty cool.
Hilldog doesn't have a grasp on foreign policy either
7630
« on: June 21, 2016, 07:53:46 AM »
And she should still be president over Trump.
What is your point?
But you're wrong.
Who is your least favorite person ever?
They would be better than Trump.
But that's definitely wrong.
But do you feel the Bern
No, I'm STD free
7631
« on: June 20, 2016, 09:33:42 PM »
everyone itt who gave a serious answer would be dead within a year
It'd be a hell of a year tho
7632
« on: June 20, 2016, 09:23:06 PM »
>when he crushes the cans
THAT'S TEN CENTS YOU FUCKING CUNT
only in MI and CA
7633
« on: June 20, 2016, 08:43:20 PM »
I just want the ending of the Welfare scam, man. When it pays more in benefits to play the system then to work for 30k gross yearly, the system is broken.
7634
« on: June 20, 2016, 07:52:58 PM »
Absolutely.
I beat off with a toothbrush up my ass all the time.
One day you'll graduate to a hairbrush...
7635
« on: June 20, 2016, 07:49:28 PM »
m16a4 serial 10008903
She's never let me down on the range before.
I carried the A2. What did they change? I know from the 1st M16 it had semi and full retard. The A2 took away full retard for 3 round burst.
What's the 4 got?
picatinny rails and a flat top instead of the carrying handle and one of these thingies unless you're a 203 guy, then you have to use irons. The red dot CCO is interesting though. I finally figured out how to shoot it with both eyes open two years ago and ended up qualifying at a personal best.
7636
« on: June 20, 2016, 07:40:56 PM »
m16a4 serial 10008903
She's never let me down on the range before.
7637
« on: June 20, 2016, 07:25:45 PM »
I'm not depressed, I'm just brooding.
7638
« on: June 20, 2016, 07:12:32 PM »
That's actually pretty damn neat, OP.
7639
« on: June 20, 2016, 07:02:32 PM »
I still can't connect to the site on either of my four browsers...
Well, four out of five. I'm not gonna bother firing up TOR for this.
7640
« on: June 20, 2016, 06:50:54 PM »
The day I find a qt hapa 3d waifu willing to pound my ass with a giant pink strap on will be the happiest day of my life
7641
« on: June 20, 2016, 02:57:07 PM »
can you make this a tshirt for me? 
7642
« on: June 20, 2016, 02:36:30 PM »
And she should still be president over Trump.
What is your point?
But you're wrong.
Who is your least favorite person ever?
They would be better than Trump.
But that's definitely wrong.
7643
« on: June 20, 2016, 02:33:33 PM »
And she should still be president over Trump.
What is your point?
But you're wrong.
7644
« on: June 20, 2016, 11:44:25 AM »
post yfw you're not Anthony Burch
7645
« on: June 20, 2016, 10:45:49 AM »
>tf no qt3.14 honorary aryan hapa 3d gf that's actually a bf to NTR you with your best friend
literally what
>you will never enter a romantic relationship with a half-Japanese half-Caucasian transwoman who browses /pol/ and later find her fucking your childhood best friend WHY DO I EVEN LIVE?
7646
« on: June 20, 2016, 10:43:01 AM »
that was dumb
7647
« on: June 20, 2016, 10:38:48 AM »
>tf no qt3.14 honorary aryan hapa 3d gf that's actually a bf to NTR you with your best friend
7648
« on: June 20, 2016, 10:02:35 AM »
I think everyone is good in their own special way.
every cog has their place, and without them the machine cannot run
That sounds like something a communist would say. You're on the list now. 1:Flee (took away my loli) 2:Tyger (communist) 3:Pepsi (doesn't send me nudes)
7649
« on: June 20, 2016, 10:00:21 AM »
How do you meet a stranger and get laid camping. That sound very rape-y
backpage.com
7650
« on: June 20, 2016, 09:58:52 AM »
Do I look like a Basketball American to you?
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