This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.
Messages - DAS B00T x2
Pages: 1 ... 252253254 255256 ... 1254
7591
« on: June 22, 2016, 02:06:52 PM »
Berry of some kind
7592
« on: June 22, 2016, 11:52:51 AM »
Here we see the das in nature as it naturally appears in its natural habitat... naturally.
Yeah, you seem like the kinda guy who would steal kids.
Thanks. That's my life's aspiration, tbh.
7593
« on: June 22, 2016, 10:32:08 AM »
Here we see the das in nature as it naturally appears in its natural habitat... naturally.
7594
« on: June 22, 2016, 10:26:00 AM »
If you can't handle the mad bantz stay out of the shower.
7596
« on: June 21, 2016, 10:14:44 PM »
>povertyball
>things that matter
Pick one
7597
« on: June 21, 2016, 09:54:38 PM »
milsurp is the hot shit now
maids were 90s shit
>tfw no /k/ gf who greets you after work wearing nothing but an SS oak smock
dude have you seen some of these /k/ traps? imagine pepsi in nothing but stockings and an m1
fuck
>they just visit /k/ for the traps
How the hell can we destroy Islam when all we do is shitpost and masturbate all day
Fuck man
You should be ashamed of yourselves
How are we ever going to destroy islam with a bunch of nugget wielding autists and one communal surplus MiG 21? Shit bro, everyone who owns a Makarov on /k/ sleeps with it under their fucking waifu body pillow. And then there's the fudds. What are we gonna do with a bunch of turkey choked Remington 870's?
And then the CAS brigade comes in with their competition loads and leather chaps and spurs and cowboy hats and 1856 Marlins and Henrys
HOW ARE WE GOING TO DESTROY ISLAM LIKE THIS?
What can man do against such reckless autism
Scream Allahu ackbar and blow himself up.
7598
« on: June 21, 2016, 09:46:59 PM »
milsurp is the hot shit now
maids were 90s shit
>tfw no /k/ gf who greets you after work wearing nothing but an SS oak smock
dude have you seen some of these /k/ traps? imagine pepsi in nothing but stockings and an m1
fuck
>they just visit /k/ for the traps
How the hell can we destroy Islam when all we do is shitpost and masturbate all day
Fuck man
You should be ashamed of yourselves
How are we ever going to destroy islam with a bunch of nugget wielding autists and one communal surplus MiG 21? Shit bro, everyone who owns a Makarov on /k/ sleeps with it under their fucking waifu body pillow. And then there's the fudds. What are we gonna do with a bunch of turkey choked Remington 870's?
And then the CAS brigade comes in with their competition loads and leather chaps and spurs and cowboy hats and 1856 Marlins and Henrys HOW ARE WE GOING TO DESTROY ISLAM LIKE THIS?
7599
« on: June 21, 2016, 09:38:29 PM »
milsurp is the hot shit now
maids were 90s shit
>tfw no /k/ gf who greets you after work wearing nothing but an SS oak smock
dude have you seen some of these /k/ traps? imagine pepsi in nothing but stockings and an m1
fuck
>they just visit /k/ for the traps
How the hell can we destroy Islam when all we do is shitpost and masturbate all day
Fuck man
You should be ashamed of yourselves
How are we ever going to destroy islam with a bunch of nugget wielding autists and one communal surplus MiG 21? Shit bro, everyone who owns a Makarov on /k/ sleeps with it under their fucking waifu body pillow. And then there's the fudds. What are we gonna do with a bunch of turkey choked Remington 870's?
7600
« on: June 21, 2016, 09:07:53 PM »
obviously she ignores you completely while it happens
rip me
sometimes she'll insult my dignity or manhood rip me 2
7601
« on: June 21, 2016, 09:05:06 PM »
>you will never dedicate your existence to being Chloe Moretz's personal foot slave, tenderly pedicuring her toes and cleaning her feet with your tongue when she comes home from working out
Might as well just kill myself, fam.
7602
« on: June 21, 2016, 08:25:03 PM »
milsurp is the hot shit now
maids were 90s shit
>tfw no /k/ gf who greets you after work wearing nothing but an SS oak smock
dude have you seen some of these /k/ traps? imagine pepsi in nothing but stockings and an m1
fuck
Thigh highs and a stahlhelm. Jesus Christ I need to masturbate now.
7603
« on: June 21, 2016, 08:14:43 PM »
I like my water to be clean, clear, and free of pollution, but if you like yours with pond scum and trash in it then that's cool too.
it's fallout 3
a nuclear wasteland
But why is the sky green?
7604
« on: June 21, 2016, 08:09:35 PM »
milsurp is the hot shit now
maids were 90s shit
>tfw no /k/ gf who greets you after work wearing nothing but an SS oak smock
7605
« on: June 21, 2016, 08:04:32 PM »
People masturbate while holding their phones?
It's the whole reason that mobile 4chan browser apps exist
7606
« on: June 21, 2016, 08:01:53 PM »
they're cliche and boring tbh
but Verb
Frilly black and white dresses
Then go for proper gothic lolita dress, damn it.
7607
« on: June 21, 2016, 08:00:21 PM »
tbh I'm on Verb's side for once. They're almost always out of place, too.
7608
« on: June 21, 2016, 07:14:33 PM »
But it's actually the 2000's
7609
« on: June 21, 2016, 06:58:46 PM »
I'll regret saying this on such a forum but;
I wan't to try it with someone who's eager to take it.
hi
7610
« on: June 21, 2016, 06:57:02 PM »
God Bless America
7611
« on: June 21, 2016, 06:48:18 PM »
I think some of you guys are confused about what constitutes pocket change.
I think you're underestimating my ability to find discount hookers that offer fifteen minute specials.
7612
« on: June 21, 2016, 05:40:31 PM »
seems pretty normal to me.
7613
« on: June 21, 2016, 04:48:03 PM »
But C.C. from Code Geass.
Green worst anime hair
Every rule has an exception >you will never be a box of pizza being delivered to CC Why live?
7614
« on: June 21, 2016, 04:44:09 PM »
Green worst anime hair
7615
« on: June 21, 2016, 04:10:23 PM »
Lunch at four thirty in the afternoon?
It's like 2:30 here fgt
That's still kind of late
Do you not spend like 2 hours eating lunch with your m8s bruv?
tbh
what m8s?
7616
« on: June 21, 2016, 03:42:29 PM »
Sie sind echt langweilig
So is it just actual German you do or... Kannsht du mikka fange?
The heck is fange? From fangen or verstehen?
So no then.
I don't Pennsylvania Dutch.
But it says kannst du mich something
You got the first two right. It translates to "can you catch a fly?" And the answer is "Ja, vann sie hukkah bleivve" which roughly means "yeah, if it sits still" and then all the old drunk Dutchys at the bar fall of their stools laughing cause they found someone else from the community.
Holy shit that's some butchered German. They managed to turn bleiben into bleivve
Yeah. It's because it's a really old dialect of Low German that became separated from all the other tongues when the Anabaptists came to America. And then the wiring.... There's two forms that are recognized as correct, one more English phonetic spelling and one closer to German spelling. And with a lot of people like me who only picked up oral bits and phrases as a kid, most of us are illiterate in the language anyway!
7617
« on: June 21, 2016, 03:29:08 PM »
Lunch at four thirty in the afternoon?
It's like 2:30 here fgt
That's still kind of late
7618
« on: June 21, 2016, 03:26:20 PM »
Lunch at four thirty in the afternoon?
7619
« on: June 21, 2016, 03:25:07 PM »
Maybe they should use their fancy new Sukhois to invade a neighboring country for food and toilet paper.
7620
« on: June 21, 2016, 02:02:23 PM »
Lol
Pages: 1 ... 252253254 255256 ... 1254
|
Show Posts
