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The Flood / Re: Flood, what are you doing with your life?
« on: July 14, 2016, 07:29:04 AM »
I work low level labor positions because I don't want to go back to school  and hope that eventually corporate nepotism will land me something cushy.

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The Flood / Re: i start driving tomorrow
« on: July 14, 2016, 05:48:13 AM »
If your car has cruise control, don't use it in rainy/icy conditions. That's my #1 tip
Better yet, never use cruise control.

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The Flood / Re: what the fuck is wrong with this place???
« on: July 14, 2016, 05:43:04 AM »
I dindu nuffin. I was a good boi. I was finna make somefim of myself  an go to school

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The Flood / Re: best laugh youve had today?
« on: July 14, 2016, 05:41:07 AM »
I remembered your face.

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The Flood / Re: What car does the user above you drive.
« on: July 13, 2016, 07:30:05 PM »
80's body Ford F150.
with rusted out fenders

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The Flood / Re: Guess my avatar
« on: July 13, 2016, 07:28:38 PM »
Drugs are cool though. Stealing is for thieving jewish scoundrels.
RDJ committed more crimes than drug consumption when he was younger

not to mention tons of other actors (nice job ignoring Wahlberg) commit way worse crimes than petty thievery.
Whalberg did nothing wrong. Those Vietnam fucking shits deserved it.

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The Flood / Re: Guess my avatar
« on: July 13, 2016, 07:24:07 PM »
Drugs are cool though. Stealing is for thieving jewish scoundrels.

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The Flood / Re: Guess my avatar
« on: July 13, 2016, 07:14:19 PM »
A Jewish shoplifter
wrong

no one calls ((((((Robert Downey Jr)))))) a druggie and criminal, she's not a shoplifter

the past is the past
Holy fuck, RDJ is a jew?
http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=333
Son of a bitch... the Coincidence Detector opens my eyes once more.

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The Flood / Re: What the fuck you been up to?
« on: July 13, 2016, 06:55:36 PM »
Just memeing it up, my good man.

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Serious / Re: Bernie endorsing Hillary
« on: July 13, 2016, 06:48:09 PM »
YouTube

Oy vey goyim
Kike controlled media strikes again.

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The Flood / Re: Guess my avatar
« on: July 13, 2016, 06:44:34 PM »
A Jewish shoplifter
wrong

no one calls (((Robert Downey Jr))) a druggie and criminal, she's not a shoplifter

the past is the past
Holy fuck, RDJ is a jew?

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The Flood / Re: What car does the user above you drive.
« on: July 13, 2016, 06:11:12 PM »
Dude probs rides a moose like a real man.

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Serious / Re: Bernie endorsing Hillary
« on: July 13, 2016, 06:05:48 PM »
I want to punch every fucknut Bernie supporter that's saying they will support Trump now. Like, do they not realize that Trump is on the complete opposite end of the political spectrum than Bernie?
But Hillary is also a Republican.

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Bro just brush up on some boxing skills and you'll be golden.

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The Flood / Re: Congratulations Sony, you lost
« on: July 13, 2016, 04:36:44 PM »
OY VEY!

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Gaming / Re: post your setups
« on: July 13, 2016, 04:24:59 PM »
I don't have OCD for anything. It's just a mix of remembering the old days where I would be playing on my laptop with a wooden chair on a dusty desk. Is that just wear and tear on your keyboard and mouse pad?

triggering your ocd?
Yeah. I've had this for... close to five years now. Logged a whole lot of shitposts on the thing.

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Gaming / Re: post your setups
« on: July 13, 2016, 04:08:05 PM »

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The Flood / Re: what did GMOS do to your family?
« on: July 13, 2016, 04:03:06 PM »
GMO's made me fat.

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The Flood / Re: One of my cats is missing
« on: July 13, 2016, 04:01:15 PM »
It's easier to pay somebody to not do a job than save the money?

50 bucks to have them cut the front and the back, that's standard here. The only problem being that the people we hired seem to be lazy. We just need to find a service that isn't a bunch of lazy crooks.

Kill your self faggot

Great, now find one that also comes with a weed eater for the same price. I live paycheck to paycheck and it's easier to throw 50 bucks together than anything over 100.
Maybe you should stop being so poor.

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Gaming / Re: post your setups
« on: July 13, 2016, 03:53:58 PM »
One of these days I'll clean my laptop... one of these days. One day I'll acquire a more impressive studio interface too. But until then, I'll distract you all with memes.
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Guess my avatar
« on: July 13, 2016, 02:53:14 PM »
Who is it now?
That faggot who's army somehow killed the mighty Gustav II at Lutzen in a retreat.

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The Flood / Re: Guess my avatar
« on: July 13, 2016, 02:20:57 PM »
Is that that chick who lied about being a chick to serve in a Prussian Jagerbattalion when good ol' Nappy was rampaging around Europe?

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The Flood / Re: One of my cats is missing
« on: July 13, 2016, 01:56:12 PM »
We don't have any lawn equipment nor do I have the money to go out and get any. It's much easier to pay someone 50 bucks every two weeks then save up 200 for the needed equipment.

Bro
Just mow your own fucking lawn
Kill your self faggot

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Serious / Re: Pence, Gingrich Tops List of Potential Trump VP's
« on: July 13, 2016, 01:52:09 PM »
Christie would be okay, I guess.
But that's unimportant. What we all need to remember is that a Donald win means Secretary of State Ron Paul, which we should all want.

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The Flood / Re: One of my cats is missing
« on: July 13, 2016, 12:59:54 PM »
One of the cats got out a week ago (not Mordred, he's afraid of the outside). Stupid fucking squatter roommates left the back door open and Rambo got out to the backyard which is overgrown because the lawn people are fucking crooks. Took me a whole day to find him, he was stuck under the fence, couldn't even fucking see him because of all the fucking overgrown weeds. I don't mind the cats being outside, but not when the lawn people take our money and only do half their fucking job. That's the only reason I don't give them some time outdoors.
Bro
Just mow your own fucking lawn

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The Flood / Re: One of my cats is missing
« on: July 13, 2016, 12:52:50 PM »
Yeah I don't get the problem with outdoors cats. They're a pretty common phenomenon around here. Keep rodents and rabbits and shit out of your gardens.

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The Flood / Re: Is this where memes are heading?
« on: July 13, 2016, 12:37:23 PM »
Absolutely. Welcome my friend, to post-satirical humor.

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The Flood / Re: One of my cats is missing
« on: July 13, 2016, 12:35:29 PM »
Are you all gone for fourteen hours or are you just bad at training dogs?
Our dog is old now. Old as in he probably has one or two years left. He used to be able to wait until we got home before he went for a shit, but nowadays he just shits in the kitchen.
Get yer gun, sonny. It's time.

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The Flood / Re: One of my cats is missing
« on: July 13, 2016, 12:27:38 PM »
How so? If one was to actually spend time with their cat and find ways to entertain it, that wouldn't be a problem.
Why don't you come round to my house while we're all at work and look after it, if it's so easy? I'm sure you can find a solution to the fact that we have to leave the back door open so the dog can go for a shit.
Are you all gone for fourteen hours or are you just bad at training dogs?

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The Flood / Re: I'm off to the Big Island (Hawaii) tomorrow
« on: July 13, 2016, 10:49:37 AM »
But anyway, plan of fishing at all down there? I hear mahi mahi is pretty good sporting.

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