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The Flood / Re: Who's your favorite Pokemon
« on: April 18, 2019, 08:47:06 AM »
Literal rocket launcher hits don't even make my boy flinch.
well yeah, rockets aren't actually rocks.

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The Flood / Re: Who's your favorite Pokemon
« on: April 17, 2019, 09:25:34 PM »
Dragonite.

>cool as shit
>best type
>can grow larger than a lighthouse
>godlike stats
>knows all the cool moves (Blizzard, Icebeam, Earthquake, Fireblast, Thunder, Stone Edge)
>HYPERBEAM
>delivers mail because he's actually useful
>can regenerate health
>literally only beatable when Pikachu cheats like the filthy mouse it is and zaps his antennae

10/10 best Pokémon
4x ice weakness and extra damage from stealth rocks
git fuckd

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The Flood / Re: I got engaged
« on: April 17, 2019, 04:26:39 PM »
It's not cheating if it's with another guy

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Gaming / Re: What's your top five played games on Steam?
« on: April 17, 2019, 11:13:41 AM »
Civ V
1v1 me in Civ 5..? I guess?
Make it a 1v1v1
Would be cool. Even better if 1v1v1v1. But if someone rolls Iroquois or Venice, we restart.
>"Rolls Iroquois or Venice
>Implying we aren't all playing as Guy Fieri and setting up 99 Uranium Gandhi, Harbinger, and Gary Motherfucking Oak as AIs
Dibs on being Hitler

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The Flood / Re: I had a fucking adventure today -- Part II
« on: April 16, 2019, 05:28:17 PM »

gotta watch the french version though
bruh
you know that I know that that's the only right way to watch foreign media

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The Flood / Re: I had a fucking adventure today -- Part II
« on: April 16, 2019, 05:22:22 PM »
y'all motherfuckers have clearly never sat through a bunch of pretentious art festival films before
have you ever seen Martyrs
Nah.

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The Flood / Re: I had a fucking adventure today -- Part II
« on: April 16, 2019, 05:15:36 PM »
y'all motherfuckers have clearly never sat through a bunch of pretentious art festival films before

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Gaming / Re: What's your top five played games on Steam?
« on: April 16, 2019, 02:24:20 PM »
I finally remembered to look at that page
Kinda surprised that Hoi4 never overtook Civ V

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The Flood / Re: I had a fucking adventure today -- Part II
« on: April 16, 2019, 01:31:26 PM »
some indie film maker needs to get the plot for this script in his hands tbh fam

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The Flood / Re: I had a fucking adventure today -- Part II
« on: April 16, 2019, 07:21:51 AM »
oh damn son carson gonna be the next florida man headline

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The Flood / Re: Who's your favorite Pokemon
« on: April 14, 2019, 07:46:43 PM »
i wanna fuck a suicune

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The Flood / Re: Didn't even last a week
« on: April 09, 2019, 08:16:16 PM »
happy birthday blazed

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The Flood / Re: Ok Americans I need to ask
« on: April 08, 2019, 09:10:59 PM »
shit's neat fam

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The Flood / Re: 1995 albums
« on: April 08, 2019, 07:39:31 AM »
Neds atomic dustbin is p cool fam

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The Flood / Re: I have kidney stones
« on: April 04, 2019, 05:04:55 PM »
Boy howdy do I need a ticket to attend this here spookfest?

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The Flood / Re: How do you relieve your emotional stress?
« on: March 31, 2019, 09:31:39 AM »
Beer and porn

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The Flood / Re: Why don't incels become trans women?
« on: March 27, 2019, 06:53:09 PM »
how about instead of lesbians we turn the incels in to little sissy faggot bois who live to serve chad cock all day?

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The Flood / Re: no 18th birthday wishes i see
« on: March 25, 2019, 05:05:00 AM »
Yeet

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The Flood / Re: I have kidney stones
« on: March 22, 2019, 06:21:52 PM »
still AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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The Flood / Re: What do you do in your spare time
« on: March 21, 2019, 01:03:40 PM »
Masturbate

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The Flood / Re: I have kidney stones
« on: March 15, 2019, 02:26:20 PM »
fucking AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA my dude

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The Flood / Re: Abuse of Rights clauses, yes or no?
« on: March 14, 2019, 08:17:41 PM »
The State giveth, and the State taketh away.
Given that rights are a wholly social construct granted to us by our governments, there's nothing inherently wrong about a government suspending those rights for individuals going around genocide people or inciting mass violence against random populations.

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The Flood / Re: I have kidney stones
« on: March 13, 2019, 09:02:13 PM »
sorry but I just need to do this when I read something new in this thread

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

714
Congratulations.

715
okay but did she hog it all to herself or did she share it with you?

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The Flood / Re: FUCK THE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME FOREVER
« on: March 10, 2019, 08:09:23 PM »
Whatever time makes the sun go down faster
Explain to me how a clock changes the Sun’s movement
It changes our relative perception of it

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The Flood / Re: Where are they now
« on: March 10, 2019, 08:08:15 PM »
My life is comprised of installing cable and drinking beer.
Not too different from 2014 where it comprised of towing airplanes and drinking hard liquor.

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The Flood / Re: Latest batch of selfies
« on: March 09, 2019, 06:44:27 PM »
it gets progressively worse as I scroll down

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The Flood / Re: I have kidney stones
« on: March 09, 2019, 06:42:56 PM »
thinking about any of this makes my dick hurt ngl fam tbh

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The Flood / Re: Back to square one
« on: March 07, 2019, 04:19:27 PM »
Welcome to American capitalism.
but he's >a fucking leaf tho
>laid off by the canadian government
>"welcome to american capitalism"


canada subscribes to american capitalist philosophy.

i didnt think it was that difficult to understand.
but you have communist healthcare

socialist policies (unfortunately) don't always lead to total socialism.

we still have extreme wealth inequality, a disappearing middle class and low buying power.
Sounds like y'all need some Freedom™.

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