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Messages - DAS B00T x2

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The Flood / Re: My girlfriend left me for for like 3 other people
« on: May 14, 2019, 02:50:50 PM »
Thats what you get for dating women

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The Flood / Re: Cheat pull the plug
« on: May 13, 2019, 07:24:26 PM »
Anarchy!

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you should change your name to Curiosity
YouTube

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bruh
I've tossed baby squirrels and featherless birds two stories to their death because they're fucking inside my cable MDU's.

Get on my level.

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worldstar
worldstar

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do not potentially derail a train just because you're miserable pls

go out in a way that doesn't violate the NAP

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ngl I'd be weirded the fuck out if I was sol and someone offered me like, 12x the going rate of a tg hooker around here.

that just screams "you gonna end up the dead person on some Investigation Discovery program" to me

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The Flood / Re: Which would you rather
« on: May 11, 2019, 07:54:46 PM »
Fuck it, I'll go underway for six months then.
Just outside of the engine room pls

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The Flood / Re: Which would you rather
« on: May 11, 2019, 07:27:08 PM »
is it just me or a crew?

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Serious / Re: *ahem*
« on: May 11, 2019, 07:02:40 PM »
1k/mo

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The Flood / Re: You are now starring in a porno.
« on: May 11, 2019, 06:46:31 AM »
Down Periscope

meh, a gay navy porno just sounds too goddamn cliche.

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Your not valid until I get nudes

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The Flood / Re: I've finally started it!
« on: May 07, 2019, 09:09:29 PM »
send nudes

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The Flood / Re: Knowledge of The NBA
« on: May 06, 2019, 07:38:03 PM »
just watch nothing but SB Nation/Jon Bois all week. You'll be more then ready by Wednesday.

Here's something to get you started
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: I am inevitable
« on: May 05, 2019, 01:40:28 PM »
yeet

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Yo bro did you get your heavans hole yet

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The Flood / Re: Do You Use A Top Sheet?
« on: May 02, 2019, 06:37:34 PM »
like seriously, first thing I do when I walk in to a hotel is rip the sheet/blankets off the bed and just lay it back on loose over top.
Y'all motherfuckers are weird.

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The Flood / Re: Do You Use A Top Sheet?
« on: May 02, 2019, 06:34:49 PM »
tuck that shit in
People who unironically do this are subhuman to me

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The Flood / Re: Do You Use A Top Sheet?
« on: April 30, 2019, 11:42:08 PM »
yeah so I see A Hxxxxxx xxxxxxx as a username at a glance and my mind immediately fills it in as A Hurtful Turkey.

Anyone else get this?

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The Flood / Re: Do You Use A Top Sheet?
« on: April 30, 2019, 10:36:51 PM »
I have really high body heat, so living here in FL has made having anything more than just a blanket over me difficult. Whenever I get new sheets for my mattress, I generally just keep the extra sheet in the closet until winter where it gets the occasional use on really, really cold nights (well, what counts for cold in Orlando).
see now this confuses me
When it's warm out but not hot enough yet for me to toss the AC in the window I'll toss the blanket off the bed and just use the light sheet that's left.

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The Flood / Re: Do You Use A Top Sheet?
« on: April 30, 2019, 09:59:05 PM »
According to google, yeah. The stack goes mattress, sheet, me, sheet, quilt.
I've done this my whole life. Is this not normal?

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destroy deez nuts

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The Flood / Re: yo hahaha just robbed these 3 niggas
« on: April 28, 2019, 06:17:25 PM »
YEET

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The Flood / Re: Avengers: Endgame
« on: April 25, 2019, 09:04:37 PM »
did the butt meme happen

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The Flood / Re: what it is, chief?
« on: April 21, 2019, 06:29:00 PM »
this ain't it

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The Flood / Re: Happy kick a stoner day
« on: April 20, 2019, 02:50:56 PM »
Happy birthday papa hitler

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Gaming / Re: Sherlock Holmes 2: Magic Compton Boogaloo (Fate/Thread)
« on: April 19, 2019, 08:29:41 PM »
https://twitter.com/BionicFraud/status/1118363905997312003?s=19


Man... some days the faint hope of getting to save sacchin is literally all that keeps me from yeeting it all

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Gaming / Re: Sherlock Holmes 2: Magic Compton Boogaloo (Fate/Thread)
« on: April 19, 2019, 08:25:56 PM »
Das, why did you never tell me Archerko was a thing?
Because sword dancers was never fully tl'd so I never bothered to read it

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