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6571
« on: August 08, 2016, 08:43:12 PM »
what
6572
« on: August 08, 2016, 12:49:05 PM »
HIIIIIGHWAAAAAY TO THE DANGER ZONE
6573
« on: August 08, 2016, 12:47:58 PM »
On all levels except physical, I am Humbert Humbert.
6574
« on: August 08, 2016, 12:41:03 PM »
Almost nobody has the political experience required to handle the presidency at 35. Obama didn't even have it at 47.
6575
« on: August 08, 2016, 11:02:52 AM »
Nice
Can I do this to myself without feeling dirty?
It's deep in there. You would have problems reaching it with just a finger. Like six inches in deep.
What bro
Prostate stimulation usually just needs three or four inches
Your arm and wrist bend that way?
toys help
6576
« on: August 08, 2016, 08:21:34 AM »
Nice
Can I do this to myself without feeling dirty?
It's deep in there. You would have problems reaching it with just a finger. Like six inches in deep.
What bro Prostate stimulation usually just needs three or four inches
6577
« on: August 08, 2016, 07:34:05 AM »
Don't you only have to be 18 to strip?
6578
« on: August 08, 2016, 06:55:48 AM »
Be ironically iconic.
6579
« on: August 07, 2016, 09:05:29 PM »
yeah yeah, just get to the damn sharks with friggin laser beams on their heads already
6580
« on: August 07, 2016, 04:19:24 PM »
tru's bedhair
6581
« on: August 07, 2016, 03:55:05 PM »
Did you cook it?
A cat ate it
So it might have taken it home to cook it I dunno.
Why didn't you take the cat home to eat then?
6582
« on: August 07, 2016, 03:53:09 PM »
Did you cook it?
6583
« on: August 07, 2016, 03:36:00 PM »
 fortune cookie thread
6584
« on: August 07, 2016, 03:29:47 PM »
6585
« on: August 07, 2016, 03:27:38 PM »
Well, that's what you get for drinking vodka. It's fucking paint thinner, and tastes like it too.
Fuck you I love it
You sure do love them vodka hangovers too, I betchya. Worst hangover out of all the alcohols, barring out-of-date wine.
nah brah gin hangovers
6586
« on: August 07, 2016, 02:41:46 PM »
Yeah, but like, you see, spooks.
6587
« on: August 07, 2016, 02:25:16 PM »
rolling for blessings
6588
« on: August 07, 2016, 10:43:18 AM »
Sell pics of yourself in women's underwear on Craigslist.
Steal your mothers underwear form the laundry and sell them on craigslist
6589
« on: August 07, 2016, 10:38:13 AM »
The silent majority can kiss my ass. They're all a bunch of pushover faggots with no spines to stand up for their ideals with. We have no skinheads, no real KKK, no one doing anything but talking on the internet. Well someone has to have the bravery to take it to the real world, and I guess that has to be me.
6590
« on: August 07, 2016, 09:17:03 AM »
Don't pull the lever. That way, one of the worst memes is prevented from ever existing.
It's a necessary evil. Harambe made all the normies forget about spongegar
6591
« on: August 07, 2016, 08:01:38 AM »
Darkies gotta die. Pull the lever
6592
« on: August 06, 2016, 10:20:06 PM »
yes
6593
« on: August 06, 2016, 10:07:30 PM »
Even Wormslut is a better waifu than SAIBA
What are you, gay?
nope
6594
« on: August 06, 2016, 09:48:20 PM »
von Einzbern? Agreed.
That's not Sella though.
Wow, you are an absolute faggot. If you have to pick a non-loli to be best girl then it better be Liz or maybe Iri.
Anyone is a good answer as long as its not Sakura or Sola Ui TBH
What are you, gay? Even Wormslut is a better waifu than SAIBA
6595
« on: August 06, 2016, 09:31:52 PM »
von Einzbern? Agreed.
That's not Sella though.
Wow, you are an absolute faggot. If you have to pick a non-loli to be best girl then it better be Liz or maybe Iri.
6596
« on: August 06, 2016, 09:09:34 PM »
von Einzbern? Agreed.
6597
« on: August 06, 2016, 04:22:45 PM »
because he has a garbage sense of humor
The guy that never makes anyone laugh, everybody.
Class makes me laugh all the time though.... Just always at her, never with her.
6598
« on: August 06, 2016, 01:11:33 PM »
To be honest, I think this should do a lot to silence the anti-UN sentiments many people have.
I think you mean strengthen.
6599
« on: August 05, 2016, 10:39:38 PM »
Fuck off you goddamn welfare queen gibsmedat hording motherfucking leech on society faggot queer assclown liberal
6600
« on: August 05, 2016, 10:37:30 PM »
what do you mean
Stuck behind large, slow-moving vehicles without knowing how to pass them.
Like, I know the entire process of passing, but I've never actually performed one, because they terrify me.
Oh Just uh... just glance over your shoulder, signal left, drift over, fuckin floor it, then come back right after a significant distance in gained to prevent yourself from cutting off the trucker.
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