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Messages - DAS B00T x2

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The Flood / Re: Do you know why I pulled you over this evening?
« on: August 20, 2016, 10:49:18 AM »
I'm not driving I'm travelling.
I do not need a license because I have dissolved all contracts with the state.
Watching sovereign citizens get owned might be one of my favorite things to come out of the Internet.
Um, sir, I am actually a Free Inhabitant.

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The Flood / Re: Do you know why I pulled you over this evening?
« on: August 20, 2016, 10:27:38 AM »
I'm not driving I'm travelling.
I do not need a license because I have dissolved all contracts with the state.

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The Flood / Re: Am I being detained?
« on: August 20, 2016, 10:06:03 AM »
I DO NOT CONSENT

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Gaming / Re: >mass effect 2 pc controls
« on: August 20, 2016, 09:59:06 AM »
I didn't have problems with spacebar being cover and sprint.

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The Flood / Re: man working on a mixtape is tough
« on: August 20, 2016, 09:55:15 AM »
Sol's got the general idea. Deciding the feel you want a record to end on is the hardest bit. For a live show it's fucking easy, go out with a fucking bang. We used to close our shows with a hardcore cover of Folsom Prison Blues  because I'd go balls out on some screams and the guitar player could just solo for four minutes and it was always a good time.

But cd arrangement is different and you can end that shit on whatever emotion you want.

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The Flood / Re: am I a faggot?
« on: August 20, 2016, 08:37:08 AM »
The definitely not seems sarcastic so I chose that one
When you were born and popped out of your mom's cooter, the first thing she said was "oh, I definitely wanted this baby!  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)"
I watched the video of my birth and she most certainly did not
I watched the video of your conception
I bet you liked it
Cinematography was all over the place, but the raw passion of the plot kept me watching
I thought it dragged on too long but the dialogue was pretty good.
The liberal use of the word "fuck" was inspired.
I think the quote "FUCK ME LIKE YOURE A GOOK DURING THE RAPE OF GODDAMN NANKING" was truly inspiring.
WRONG FUCKING SLUR YOU GODDAMN RETARD

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The Flood / Re: Do you know why I pulled you over this evening?
« on: August 20, 2016, 07:13:16 AM »
What is your probable cause for stopping me? Can I get your name and badge number? Am I being detained?

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That isn't country though, it's just a pop song with a southern twang.
that's what modern country is, pop rock with a banjo hidden in the background.
It's what it always was. Dwight Yokam was just radio rock with a twanged out Tele and a funny accent.

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The Flood / Re: Hey Das, check it:
« on: August 20, 2016, 04:38:00 AM »
goddamnit i spent like 2 hours washing her today and it's thunderstorming outside
fuuuuuuuuuuck

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The Flood / Re: Weebs Put Yourself To Use
« on: August 19, 2016, 06:46:06 PM »
the doujin is called How I Got Hooked on Him

Thank me latter, fucking queers.

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Because Florida Georgia Line gets too much radio air time.

Josh Turner is p. damn good though

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The Flood / Re: How do you make bland dishes a bit more zesty?
« on: August 19, 2016, 05:44:31 PM »
stewed tomatoes, bro.

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The Flood / Re: Worst kind of sinful degenerates
« on: August 19, 2016, 05:03:07 PM »
What's wrong with pineapples, queer?

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The Flood / Re: Weebs Put Yourself To Use
« on: August 19, 2016, 05:00:54 PM »
That's the generic font that everyone except that one guy uses in caption threads.

That's all I got for ya.

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Serious / Re: Trump adviors were secretly lobbying for Russia
« on: August 19, 2016, 04:54:55 PM »
One candidate is actively belligerent toward Russia, and represents the greatest enemy of Putin's pluralist ideology

The other would rather engage in a less aggressive and invasive foreign policy

GEE I WONDER WHICH ONE THE RUSSIANS WILL BACK UP

CLEARLY THEY JUST WANT TO UNDERMINE OUR PRECIOUS DEMOCRACY

NEVERMIND US MEDIA VILIFYING PUTIN EVERY RUSSIAN ELECTION CYCLE AND ACCUSING HIM OF ASSASSINATION AND VARIOUS OTHER UNHUMANIST SINS

GOD (secular agnostic deistic god, not the bossy Christian god) BLESS COCA COLA AND WALMART AND DEMOCRACY
Paul Manafort has actively been in cahoots with Russia for years though, and Trump risks isolating our allies just to be in better terms with Russia? Saying Nato allies have to pony up so Russia doesn't invade and take over in someway? Yeah, it's a little fishy. Wanting better relations with a country you're not on good terms with is fine, but at the risk of isolating your own allies, and disrupting the only alliance really opposing increased Russian aggression, it's not worth it.
NATO does need to get its shit together though.

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The Flood / Re: Worst meme of 2016?
« on: August 19, 2016, 04:13:25 PM »
dat boi makes damn Daniel look like comedy gold
dat boi did nothing wrong

Spongegar makes damn Daniel look like an early Adam Sandler film.

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The Flood / Re: Tfw your foot fetish comes back stronger
« on: August 19, 2016, 02:54:45 PM »
Tfw no gf to get me high off of her foot fumes
>tfw no secretary gf to gag you with her pantyhose after work
tfw no gf to give you dirty looks while you run your tongue between her toes
>tfw no posh sounding British mistress to insult you as you lick the dirt from her shoes
tfw no gf to step on your balls and squeeze your cock between her toes
>tfw no athletic gf to trample you with her soccer cleats and MAKE YOU CUM BLOOD
tfw no gf to let another girl lick her feet while you jack off
>tfw no gf who gives other men footjobs and makes you lick up the mess
take it easy man
sorry I got carried away again

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The Flood / Re: Tfw your foot fetish comes back stronger
« on: August 19, 2016, 02:52:58 PM »
Tfw no gf to get me high off of her foot fumes
>tfw no secretary gf to gag you with her pantyhose after work
tfw no gf to give you dirty looks while you run your tongue between her toes
>tfw no posh sounding British mistress to insult you as you lick the dirt from her shoes
tfw no gf to step on your balls and squeeze your cock between her toes
>tfw no athletic gf to trample you with her soccer cleats and MAKE YOU CUM BLOOD
tfw no gf to let another girl lick her feet while you jack off
>tfw no gf who gives other men footjobs and makes you lick up the mess

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The Flood / Re: Tfw your foot fetish comes back stronger
« on: August 19, 2016, 02:49:35 PM »
Tfw no gf to get me high off of her foot fumes
>tfw no secretary gf to gag you with her pantyhose after work
tfw no gf to give you dirty looks while you run your tongue between her toes
>tfw no posh sounding British mistress to insult you as you lick the dirt from her shoes
tfw no gf to step on your balls and squeeze your cock between her toes
>tfw no athletic gf to trample you with her soccer cleats and MAKE YOU CUM BLOOD

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The Flood / Re: Tfw your foot fetish comes back stronger
« on: August 19, 2016, 02:42:31 PM »
Tfw no gf to get me high off of her foot fumes
>tfw no secretary gf to gag you with her pantyhose after work
tfw no gf to give you dirty looks while you run your tongue between her toes
>tfw no posh sounding British mistress to insult you as you lick the dirt from her shoes

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I'd rather... Know a little 'bout love, baby I'll guess the rest.

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The Flood / Re: Tfw your foot fetish comes back stronger
« on: August 19, 2016, 02:39:55 PM »
Tfw no gf to get me high off of her foot fumes
>tfw no secretary gf to gag you with her pantyhose after work

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The Flood / Re: Tfw your foot fetish comes back stronger
« on: August 19, 2016, 02:35:34 PM »
>having a socially acceptable fetish
>thinking the foot fetish is socially acceptable
it is

it's the most day-in, day-out everyone-and-their-mother fetish there is
I dunno bro. Vanilla it may be, but I'd have to reckon that the majority of women find it weird as fuck, a great number look down upon expression of such, and non-fellow footbros will usually think you're weird too.
Of the married or otherwise in a committed relationship foot guys that I know, most of their girls just tolerate their fetish, and the ones who have shoe fetishes, their chicks usually don't like to indulge that.

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The Flood / Re: >he wants to genocide Turkroaches
« on: August 19, 2016, 12:59:28 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Comic book fans are gonna riot
« on: August 19, 2016, 12:41:52 PM »
tf is up with those lips smh.
wow, racist.

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The Flood / Re: Comic book fans are gonna riot
« on: August 19, 2016, 12:41:04 PM »
Meh
As long as she's a good actor, whatever. MJ is a character than can be played with at whim and without needing some stupid back story overhaul ala fant4stic, and won't automatically come off as Zionist pressured forced diversity.

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The Flood / Re: >he wants to genocide Turkroaches
« on: August 19, 2016, 12:28:24 PM »
It's not genocide, it's pest control.
Nah, I'm sure Deci would consider it Revenge.
Revenge for what?

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Serious / Re: Trump adviors were secretly lobbying for Russia
« on: August 19, 2016, 12:17:21 PM »
So our choice this fall is between the Saudis or the Russians.

I'll take the Russians.

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The Flood / Re: Tfw your foot fetish comes back stronger
« on: August 19, 2016, 12:14:44 PM »
How does one get rid of a fetish? I want to be normal!
you mean you don't want to keep dressing up like a Japanese schoolgirl?

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