I was usually pretty alone as a child, and so I hung out with some less than favorable characters. When I was young a friend of mine who was a couple years older used to beat me up and hide condoms full of pot inside my ass. One time I got an erection while he was doing it so he called me a faggot and kicked me in the mouth. Eventually one day after school at his house, he has just gotten done slapping my pretty hard because I got another boner this time and he just looked at me for a minute before telling me to stay put and running off somewhere. He came back with some of his sister's dirty clothes and told me to wear them. I didn't want to at first but then he started choking me so I reluctantly complied. He slapped me again and put me on my knees, calling me a faggot and a queer and shouting all kinds of other assorted verbal abuse, then he pulled out his dick and told me to stroke it. Eventually he shoved it in my mouth. At the time I didn't really like it and I gagged a lot. He pulled out and came on his sister's clothes, hitting me some more and telling me that he wasn't "some kind of fucking faggot like you"

Well that went on for a while and each time he made me dress in his sis's dirty laundry, saying that it's all I deserve. I got used tot he treatment. Eventually I maybe even began to look forward to it. One day he pulled out earlier than usual and told me to lay down. I was nervous and hesitated so he shoved me down and pulled his sister's panties down, then threw me over on to my stomach saying that he's not a faggot and he didn't want to see my dick.  Well about that time his sister had come home early from her after-school job and proceeded to freak the fuck out at what she saw. She was a rather tall field hockey player and proceeded to beat the shit out of her brother before roughing me up a little bit for her clothes. She must have told her parents too because her brother was sent away to some kind of boarding school for troubled youth or some shit.
Stupid fucking bitch cockblocked me. Fucking cunt.


So yeah, that's the story of why I like to dress up in girl's clothing and suck dick for fun, also why I hate women.

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 01, 2016, 06:47:04 AM

Quote from: Big Boss on August 30, 2016, 05:36:34 PM

Well I just found out that Gen 1 has no move deleter. That inspired me to add another con.

>tfw you've been stuck with Flash on your pikachu for the past 80 levels because of FUCKING ROCK TUNNEL GOD FUCKING DAMN

Also, no preview on learning moves.
>tfw it's your first time playing and you delete thundershock for thunderwave because you don't know what the move is but figure it'll just be a better thundershock
Fuck me, right?

was yellow your first?

Yeah. I was five when it came out.

I don't get it.

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 01, 2016, 07:55:37 AM

That's not my wife you fucking retard.

that's digger, not ender

You go in there, grab your boss by the balls and say "You like this? I have more where that came from.".

and then pull down your pants and lean over his desk

That's how civilians get promoted, right?

it wasn't THAT good of a zinger, guys

not 11 likes good

i know it's fun to gang up on someone that you disagree with, but you look pretty silly and petty from the outside

two things about it
it was at least semi creative compared to the standard fare here
and it was from Turkey, unexpected

That's why I threw my like in. And it made me laugh.

Quote from: Jebediah Townhouse on September 01, 2016, 06:52:07 AM

Quote from: clum clum on September 01, 2016, 06:40:28 AM

The main point of any Bernie supporter's argument:

"YOU'RE STUPID!"
"YOU'RE RACIST!"
"WHITE PEOPLE ARE BAD"
"YOU DARE ASK ME TO EXPLAIN MY REASONING?"

The main point of any right wing supporters argument:

>myconfinedspace.com

Says it all really.

>berzerkcommando

Really says it all without even needing to read his posts tbh

Well I just found out that Gen 1 has no move deleter. That inspired me to add another con.

>tfw you've been stuck with Flash on your pikachu for the past 80 levels because of FUCKING ROCK TUNNEL GOD FUCKING DAMN

Also, no preview on learning moves.
>tfw it's your first time playing and you delete thundershock for thunderwave because you don't know what the move is but figure it'll just be a better thundershock
Fuck me, right?

On a scale of Benjamin Netanyahu  to Rob Halford, how Ray Barone are you that I didn't even notice your apparent absence?

You forgot to lube her butt first, didn't you?

he's actually selling bowls of guacamole? what does this have to do with his presidency LOL?

the guac bowl was one of ¡Jeb!'s fundraising items.

guac is nasty

what the fuck is wrong with you dude

Oh and because I'll be working on a project of the European Commission and will be dealing with EU institutions, all of my more eurosceptic friends are welcome to tell me what to ask or say when I inevitably meet Juncker <3.

Ask him about his cuckolding fetish.

I'd live with it, and eventuallty either becme immune to the mold of die.

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on August 30, 2016, 10:58:48 AM

NPR
The Daily Stormer
The Right Stuff
Infowars
Pat Condell
the local CCM station to keep tabs on the (((war against Christians))) and the latest goals of the (((gay agenda)))

FTFY
OT: I legitimately use Serious to help keep myself informed. Other than that there isn't really a set place where I go.

whoa whoa whoa guy, that shou;dn't echo.

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on August 30, 2016, 08:37:10 PM

Quote from: Iberian Husky on August 30, 2016, 08:33:06 PM

Quote from: Batch on August 30, 2016, 08:29:50 PM

Quote from: Iberian Husky on August 30, 2016, 08:27:51 PM

this is rape

You cant rape what isnt real cunt

She never consented to you fapping to her.

Waifus are not for lewding

then stop trying to lewd mine