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6121
« on: September 04, 2016, 09:29:40 AM »
The ability to surf by facing water and pressing A is simply the greatest advancement ever in any Pokemon game.
6122
« on: September 04, 2016, 07:38:38 AM »
Fucking uncle tom faggots shilling for the ad corps
"Yes massa, I want the pop up epilepsy in my life. I want to randomly hear some fool tellin me all about what he won at a penny auction site, and I really want irrelevant videos to the news article I'm reading to start autoplaying. I's a good house nigga, massa, you see?"
>pop-up ads
>two thousand and sixteen, anno domini
i don't visit degenerate websites
But you come here
6123
« on: September 04, 2016, 07:13:33 AM »
You can't rape a waifu :^)
I raped tour waifu last night
Imagine in the future it's a fucking white male utopia where you go on tours of raping waifus
sign me the fuck up fam
6124
« on: September 04, 2016, 07:10:44 AM »
Fucking uncle tom faggots shilling for the ad corps
"Yes massa, I want the pop up epilepsy in my life. I want to randomly hear some fool tellin me all about what he won at a penny auction site, and I really want irrelevant videos to the news article I'm reading to start autoplaying. I's a good house nigga, massa, you see?"
6125
« on: September 04, 2016, 07:07:24 AM »
You can't rape a waifu :^)
I raped tour waifu last night
6126
« on: September 04, 2016, 07:00:18 AM »
I only play moe cancer Japanese erotic visual novels.
6127
« on: September 04, 2016, 05:50:07 AM »
11 year olds can be sluts, bro
6128
« on: September 04, 2016, 05:47:40 AM »
No, but you can stick DEEZ NUTS
*shoots with overcharged plasma pistol*
*finishes off with battle rifle*
*t-bags body*
I FUCKED YOUR MOM YOU FUCKING NOOB FAGGOT
6129
« on: September 03, 2016, 07:02:31 PM »
No, but you can stick DEEZ NUTS
6130
« on: September 03, 2016, 05:55:47 PM »
THAT AIN'T ME
6131
« on: September 03, 2016, 09:19:06 AM »
I've mastered the stealth fap, bro
6132
« on: September 03, 2016, 08:11:46 AM »
It's an oldie but goodie
6133
« on: September 02, 2016, 08:16:42 PM »
not good enough.
the risk is still too great.
Are they born radioactive?
they're a huge chance that they'll be born with defects.
being born at all is pretty shitty -- being born with illness is even worse.
I own coat hangars of various size and material.
6134
« on: September 02, 2016, 07:19:34 PM »
When framing walls, after a quick tap to set the nail, I'd just take two good whacks to sink a 16d nail.
When the time comes for finesse though, that tiny little finishing brad needs a more gentle approach before being ended with a nice firm tap from a nail set.
Tacking a roof is literally a one swing job.
6135
« on: September 02, 2016, 05:44:23 PM »
You're right, it's a fact that you're baiting.
Fact Ain't even baiting, bro
6136
« on: September 02, 2016, 12:28:08 PM »
I barely made it through page one. Is the rest of the thread any less retarded?
6137
« on: September 02, 2016, 12:25:33 PM »
DID EVERYTHING WRONG Bait.
Fact
6138
« on: September 02, 2016, 06:38:25 AM »
Yeah, but
>Trump
>ever
No thanks.
he's exactly the firestarter we need to burn down Washington and revolt though. Hilldawg is just a worse Obummer with a bigger Iranian fetish. Fuck that noise.
6139
« on: September 02, 2016, 06:23:13 AM »
 DID EVERYTHING WRONG
6140
« on: September 01, 2016, 04:24:20 PM »
Yall are making me want Stellaris. Is it fun?
yeah, but like other paradox games by buying it early you'll have to wait for content updates and expansions to get some of the more interesting things that can be done with the game, although mods really help stellaris fill the gaps between official updates
so you can buy it now get your fill and return every couple of months when a content update comes out or wait a couple years and buy it for a reduced price with a lot of content updates already installed
Joke's on you, HoI needs no expansions to stay fun.
So you recommend HoI?
If you can be okay with putting ten hours in to a game just to figure out all the mechanics and not even be ahead of the learning curve, yeah. Watch some of the dev diaries and online tutorials if you've never played HoI3 or a EU game.
I'm still absolutely ass at maintaining a navy and really cant play as any nation that needs a big fleet... That's why the allies were able to kick my ass last time when I played as Integralist Brazil.
Okay, I thought this would be the case. I'd assume CK2, EU4, and Stellaris are the same.
Kinda comes with the territory of the genre.
6141
« on: September 01, 2016, 04:23:42 PM »
So yeah, that's the story of why I like to dress up in girl's clothing and suck dick for fun, also why I hate women.
I googled this and nothing came up. This is a copypasta right?
Right?
It's OC bro
Did that really happen to you?
nah brah, nah.
6142
« on: September 01, 2016, 03:31:10 PM »
Yall are making me want Stellaris. Is it fun?
yeah, but like other paradox games by buying it early you'll have to wait for content updates and expansions to get some of the more interesting things that can be done with the game, although mods really help stellaris fill the gaps between official updates
so you can buy it now get your fill and return every couple of months when a content update comes out or wait a couple years and buy it for a reduced price with a lot of content updates already installed
Joke's on you, HoI needs no expansions to stay fun.
So you recommend HoI?
If you can be okay with putting ten hours in to a game just to figure out all the mechanics and not even be ahead of the learning curve, yeah. Watch some of the dev diaries and online tutorials if you've never played HoI3 or a EU game. I'm still absolutely ass at maintaining a navy and really cant play as any nation that needs a big fleet... That's why the allies were able to kick my ass last time when I played as Integralist Brazil.
6143
« on: September 01, 2016, 03:23:25 PM »
Yall are making me want Stellaris. Is it fun?
yeah, but like other paradox games by buying it early you'll have to wait for content updates and expansions to get some of the more interesting things that can be done with the game, although mods really help stellaris fill the gaps between official updates
so you can buy it now get your fill and return every couple of months when a content update comes out or wait a couple years and buy it for a reduced price with a lot of content updates already installed
Joke's on you, HoI needs no expansions to stay fun.
6144
« on: September 01, 2016, 03:21:58 PM »
How do I use console commands if we are, fam?
Where do I go to activate the Communist Invasion termination program?
.kill baconshelf
6145
« on: September 01, 2016, 03:17:10 PM »
How do I use console commands if we are, fam?
6146
« on: September 01, 2016, 02:41:37 PM »
So yeah, that's the story of why I like to dress up in girl's clothing and suck dick for fun, also why I hate women.
I googled this and nothing came up. This is a copypasta right?
Right?
It's OC bro
6147
« on: September 01, 2016, 02:18:23 PM »
I'm a meme market speculator. I may enjoy many memes, but I can only invest in the ironic best.
>meme snob in denial
Meme Bobs unite
Don't come to me when the market crashes and you're left memeless on the streets, boy.
The market crashes because of (((meme snobs))) like yourself.
That's what E S O T E R I C S O F Z I O N want you to believe.
6148
« on: September 01, 2016, 02:01:09 PM »
I'm a meme market speculator. I may enjoy many memes, but I can only invest in the ironic best.
>meme snob in denial
Meme Bobs unite
Don't come to me when the market crashes and you're left memeless on the streets, boy.
6149
« on: September 01, 2016, 01:55:08 PM »
I'm a meme market speculator. I may enjoy many memes, but I can only invest in the ironic best.
6150
« on: September 01, 2016, 01:38:40 PM »
I was usually pretty alone as a child, and so I hung out with some less than favorable characters. When I was young a friend of mine who was a couple years older used to beat me up and hide condoms full of pot inside my ass. One time I got an erection while he was doing it so he called me a faggot and kicked me in the mouth. Eventually one day after school at his house, he has just gotten done slapping my pretty hard because I got another boner this time and he just looked at me for a minute before telling me to stay put and running off somewhere. He came back with some of his sister's dirty clothes and told me to wear them. I didn't want to at first but then he started choking me so I reluctantly complied. He slapped me again and put me on my knees, calling me a faggot and a queer and shouting all kinds of other assorted verbal abuse, then he pulled out his dick and told me to stroke it. Eventually he shoved it in my mouth. At the time I didn't really like it and I gagged a lot. He pulled out and came on his sister's clothes, hitting me some more and telling me that he wasn't "some kind of fucking faggot like you"
Well that went on for a while and each time he made me dress in his sis's dirty laundry, saying that it's all I deserve. I got used tot he treatment. Eventually I maybe even began to look forward to it. One day he pulled out earlier than usual and told me to lay down. I was nervous and hesitated so he shoved me down and pulled his sister's panties down, then threw me over on to my stomach saying that he's not a faggot and he didn't want to see my dick. Well about that time his sister had come home early from her after-school job and proceeded to freak the fuck out at what she saw. She was a rather tall field hockey player and proceeded to beat the shit out of her brother before roughing me up a little bit for her clothes. She must have told her parents too because her brother was sent away to some kind of boarding school for troubled youth or some shit.
Stupid fucking bitch cockblocked me. Fucking cunt.
So yeah, that's the story of why I like to dress up in girl's clothing and suck dick for fun, also why I hate women.
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