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The Flood / Re: mirror selfie thread
« on: September 20, 2016, 09:54:04 PM »
hashtag dadbod
Spoiler

I'll still fuck up every single one of you in a fight.
Except maybe Jive 'cause he's a juicing ass nigga now
omg Paul Blart
That's bleep bloop meme coop to you, motherfucker.

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The Flood / Re: mirror selfie thread
« on: September 20, 2016, 09:53:25 PM »
hashtag dadbod
Spoiler

I'll still fuck up every single one of you in a fight.
Except maybe Jive 'cause he's a juicing ass nigga now
you look like a fucking mexican with that stache

Spoiler
how do I make my mustache grow faster it's slower than any other hair on my body pls send help
You have to massage it daily before you go to bed.

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The Flood / Re: mirror selfie thread
« on: September 20, 2016, 09:37:30 PM »
hashtag dadbod
Spoiler

I'll still fuck up every single one of you in a fight.
Except maybe Jive 'cause he's a juicing ass nigga now

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Songs Yankees will never understand
« on: September 20, 2016, 09:08:03 PM »
OH I WISH I WAS IN THE LAND OF COTTON
OLD TIMES THERE ARE NOT FORGOTTEN

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Septagon / Re: this site needs a sage function
« on: September 20, 2016, 04:18:57 PM »
I would like this

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Serious / Re: He says, after sending them $38B in tax dollars
« on: September 20, 2016, 04:12:33 PM »
We should really just let Shlomo ethnically cleanse the whole middle east for us.

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Gaming / Re: 5 IV Scyther
« on: September 20, 2016, 09:59:11 AM »
I don't get why people care about a Pokemon having 6 ivs. 5 is good enough, because Pokemon usually have a redundant stat or two.
A mixed attacker benefits from it. Otherwise, yeah, five with either sp.atk or attack as the imperfect works just fine. Or speed if you run a trick room team

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Serious / Re: RIP Sweden
« on: September 20, 2016, 07:03:37 AM »
These people need their balls back. It's soon time for Rahowa.

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The Flood / Re: Taste the rainbow
« on: September 20, 2016, 06:51:55 AM »
I like how you criticise the left for misunderstanding something and yet the perpetrators of the recent terror attacks in the US were home grown of non-Syrian background
So what you're telling me is that country doesn't matter, Islam itself is the problem.

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The Flood / Re: Political rectum stimulator
« on: September 19, 2016, 06:30:32 PM »
looks like a pain to clean

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The Flood / Re: is it ok to eat penis lollipops in public?
« on: September 19, 2016, 06:17:06 PM »
nothing wrong with vaping
haha douchefluter spotted

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The Flood / Re: Wanna be a bigger fuccboi?
« on: September 19, 2016, 05:54:24 PM »
much cloud
very vg
wow

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The Flood / Re: is it ok to eat penis lollipops in public?
« on: September 19, 2016, 04:52:24 PM »
deff not a gay as vaping.

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The Flood / Re: Political Spectrum Simulator
« on: September 19, 2016, 02:50:58 PM »

Kindly refrain from further trespasses upon the snake

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every single morning when >tfw no qt vers honorary aryan 3d hapa cd waifu

One of these days I'll just not wake up.

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The Flood / Re: Time isn't real
« on: September 19, 2016, 08:40:08 AM »
What's funny is that today my alarm fucked up and I came in to work late.

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The Flood / Re: I found this on Stockholm City's homepage
« on: September 19, 2016, 07:33:31 AM »
So what you saying is that an influx of smelly immigrants worsens your air quality?

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The Flood / Re: What Are/Did you doing/do This Weekend?
« on: September 19, 2016, 07:32:24 AM »
Friday night I got drunk and hung out with you losers
Saturday I had the house to my self so I day drank and masturbated to mongolian cave paintings.
Saturday night I got drunk again but ended up turning down early
This morning I played Elite Dangerous and hit on a petite crossdresser. I think I'm almost set to lay next weekend. Only downside is he does the whole "daddy" thing which is just fucking not my thing.
so much haram
Nah fam, it's all halal. Just not Kosher.

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The Flood / Re: Alright I need your opinion with my cosplay
« on: September 19, 2016, 07:21:09 AM »
Edges stay polished when you sharpen them. Distress the black part.

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The Flood / Re: What Are/Did you doing/do This Weekend?
« on: September 19, 2016, 07:09:07 AM »
Only downside is he does the whole "daddy" thing which is just fucking not my thing.
Whisper "x cummies" into his ear ever time he says "daddy".
KILL YOUR SELF

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Serious / Re: Historical Tragedies
« on: September 18, 2016, 05:35:02 PM »
WW1 and WW2 were both tragedies in that the wrong side won both.
Pretty sure the Nazi's and Japan winning WW2 isn't a good thing.
I don't know about you, but I'd totally live in the Greater Nazi Reich. The Japanese Pacific States I dunno about, but then again I've never been a west coast fan.

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The Flood / Re: The US (as we know it) doesn't exist
« on: September 18, 2016, 05:31:43 PM »
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA
0.9... = 1
Good times.

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The Flood / Re: The US (as we know it) doesn't exist
« on: September 18, 2016, 05:10:59 PM »
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA

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The Flood / Re: nice diversity, Google
« on: September 18, 2016, 04:41:29 PM »
african americans are americans
So then why in 2016 is "first AfAm to do x" such a huge deal? They're still thought of as am entirely different people by everyone, including themselves.
because they're a branch under the "American" tree

the same way European Americans and Asian Americans are
Nobody would care about "history being made" by an American with Korean ancestors winning the presidency.

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The Flood / Re: nice diversity, Google
« on: September 18, 2016, 04:15:59 PM »
african americans are americans
So then why in 2016 is "first AfAm to do x" such a huge deal? They're still thought of as am entirely different people by everyone, including themselves.

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Serious / Re: Immigration is a spook.
« on: September 18, 2016, 01:58:27 PM »
Basically 90% of the population is trash and the only things they're good for is doing the jobs no one wants and good food. And in Mexico, being your servants.

Otherwise they're just worthless people with shit music and way too many kids.
Tfw white washed Mexican

Feels good man
The majority of Mexican immigrants are complete scum. But that's mostly just the Mexican lower class in general.
You will never be white tacos
Neither will you

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The Flood / Re: What Are/Did you doing/do This Weekend?
« on: September 18, 2016, 01:28:36 PM »
Friday night I got drunk and hung out with you losers
Saturday I had the house to my self so I day drank and masturbated to mongolian cave paintings.
Saturday night I got drunk again but ended up turning down early
This morning I played Elite Dangerous and hit on a petite crossdresser. I think I'm almost set to lay next weekend. Only downside is he does the whole "daddy" thing which is just fucking not my thing.

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The Flood / Re: ANOTHER IED attack in the US. 29 injured
« on: September 18, 2016, 12:51:59 PM »
Ban trash cans

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The Flood / Re: There was a terrorist attack today
« on: September 17, 2016, 08:35:38 PM »
Probably because nobody was hurt and nothing other than a garbage bin was damaged.
tbh
if hottie terorist teen Dzhokhar didn't injure anyone in boston then there wouldn't have been the manhunt or media sensation following the Tsarnaev brothers. People wouldn't really remember it the next day.

I only learned about this earlier today because my grandparents went out to Jersey for the day to one of the boardwalks but they closed it down because of that incident.

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