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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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5971
« on: September 22, 2016, 07:12:22 AM »
They kinda look the same to me
5972
« on: September 22, 2016, 07:08:25 AM »
>tfw no qt Peshmerga gf to ethnically cleanse the countryside with
5973
« on: September 22, 2016, 06:14:10 AM »
RIP morrakiu
5974
« on: September 21, 2016, 06:48:09 PM »
ishygddt
5975
« on: September 21, 2016, 04:46:07 PM »
Fruit candy is fucking nasty. Chocolate or bust.
starburst and skittles are goat though Dude are you sure you're not gay?
5976
« on: September 21, 2016, 04:33:13 PM »
wtf I hate girls now
5977
« on: September 21, 2016, 04:32:27 PM »
Spoken like a true square
Haha fuckin nerd
5978
« on: September 21, 2016, 04:30:15 PM »
You'll be screaming that on your deathbed with a failing liver while I still have a good twenty years left on me.
FAAAAAAAAAG
But will the diabetes be worth it?
yes
5979
« on: September 21, 2016, 04:29:52 PM »
Why waste the money?
pfft, bro by that time they'll be growing livers on trees for transplant. To drink more
5980
« on: September 21, 2016, 04:27:32 PM »
You'll be screaming that on your deathbed with a failing liver while I still have a good twenty years left on me.
FAAAAAAAAAG pfft, bro by that time they'll be growing livers on trees for transplant.
5981
« on: September 21, 2016, 04:23:09 PM »
2. I don't drink. Ever.
Why the fuck is there Halloween parties already and why are you getting candy instead of getting fucking wasted?
FAAAAAAAAAG
5982
« on: September 21, 2016, 04:19:37 PM »
Why the fuck is there Halloween parties already and why are you getting candy instead of getting fucking wasted?
5983
« on: September 21, 2016, 03:30:55 PM »
But just think how much of a boost the pressure cooker industry is going to get.
Hmm... I smell capitalistic opportunity.
5984
« on: September 21, 2016, 03:21:40 PM »
God bless that man.
Block roads, get hit.
5985
« on: September 21, 2016, 02:41:24 PM »
I used to pretend to be female on the internet because I love crushing the hopes and dreams of thirsty high school kids, and then I fell in love with a man.
He broke my heart when he found out I was male.
Is it story time with Uncle Dietrich now?
5986
« on: September 21, 2016, 02:27:21 PM »
Their leader's constant threats demands more attention than whatever is going on in Honduras unless there's something that will immediately put our country at risk.
The Norks deserve no attention whatsoever, Ian. "threats"
5987
« on: September 21, 2016, 02:02:46 PM »
The Norks deserve no attention whatsoever, Ian.
5988
« on: September 21, 2016, 11:18:38 AM »
whats imorting
fugg 
5989
« on: September 21, 2016, 11:11:01 AM »
And that doesn't include the fertilizer and fuel oil they need.
5990
« on: September 21, 2016, 10:11:33 AM »
Probably because they were the biggest celebrity couple ever, and managed to stay faithful to each other for a very long time.
This is the first I'm hearing about it.
Still more compelling news than "guy hits ball with bat really hard" or "guy kicks ball into net really fast."
And it's unexpected unlike "Twelve bombings in Syria kill forty" or "Tyreese Dayquan Brown shot dead by police"
5991
« on: September 21, 2016, 09:27:55 AM »
WHAT?
NO!
GOD NOT!
5992
« on: September 21, 2016, 01:47:26 AM »
5993
« on: September 21, 2016, 12:20:18 AM »
Where do you get these.
From my pocket.
would smash
the birds can watch
how big do you think her dick is
I hope seven inches.
5994
« on: September 21, 2016, 12:14:51 AM »
Where do you get these.
From my pocket.
would smash the birds can watch
5995
« on: September 20, 2016, 11:49:51 PM »
Do it, pussy
5996
« on: September 20, 2016, 11:43:40 PM »
It's kind of a waste to buy condoms just to jack off IMO.
But that removes the need to clean up any mess tho
That's what socks are for.
And not your own, those stain.
Haven't you people ever heard of toilets?
>going to the bathroom to jack off
Bro, I do this like, five times daily.
I do it wherever, and then clamp it off and walk over to the bathroom.
That's dumb.
Never wiped up semen in my life, and never had to wash cum out of a sock, so it works for me.
I don't wash them either. I just eventually get more from another chick.
5997
« on: September 20, 2016, 11:40:56 PM »
It's kind of a waste to buy condoms just to jack off IMO.
But that removes the need to clean up any mess tho
That's what socks are for.
And not your own, those stain.
Haven't you people ever heard of toilets?
>going to the bathroom to jack off
Bro, I do this like, five times daily.
I do it wherever, and then clamp it off and walk over to the bathroom.
That's dumb.
5998
« on: September 20, 2016, 11:35:07 PM »
It's kind of a waste to buy condoms just to jack off IMO.
But that removes the need to clean up any mess tho
That's what socks are for.
And not your own, those stain.
Haven't you people ever heard of toilets?
>going to the bathroom to jack off Bro, I do this like, five times daily.
5999
« on: September 20, 2016, 11:20:42 PM »
It's kind of a waste to buy condoms just to jack off IMO.
But that removes the need to clean up any mess tho
That's what socks are for. And not your own, those stain.
6000
« on: September 20, 2016, 09:56:10 PM »
hashtag dadbod
I'll still fuck up every single one of you in a fight.
Except maybe Jive 'cause he's a juicing ass nigga now
That lighting and horrible granny decor tho.
Oh shit, how'd you know I live in my grandparent's house?
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