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5941
« on: September 23, 2016, 04:16:21 PM »
Harambe is eternal
5942
« on: September 23, 2016, 02:51:05 PM »
So is it not gay because I'm attracted to feminine aspects or is it gay because I still need him to be male to turn me on?
Bro you're a Korean. It's your nature to fuck traps.
5943
« on: September 23, 2016, 02:48:36 PM »
hashtag dadbod
I'll still fuck up every single one of you in a fight.
Except maybe Jive 'cause he's a juicing ass nigga now
Bruh I'd lite you up like a xmas tree.
BRING IT ON, FAGGOT. I'LL DROP YOUR ASS FASTER THAN CHARLIE NUTS IN HIS LADY
I'll slap them titties like they owe me money. You'll be resting comfortable real soon.
I'LL REST DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH
Bruh, you gon rest in peace bitch, imma sleep that ass. Fuckin goons out here.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING? TALK BLACK, GET SHOT.
You ever just wake up in the hospital having forgot the past 48 hours? Cause you're about to.
Can't say I have. What's it like?
You're gunna find out quick bruh. Shit's coming
Could you hurry up? I'd like to have some of my Sunday left.
Can't rush perfection my dude
Is that what you tell your chick when you can't get it up?
Nah, she knows I'm gay.
So wait
Are you trying to fuck me up or fuck me?
I'm not sure anymore. Both I guess.
Dude that's gay. I'm nit gay, I just like traps and feminine penis.
5944
« on: September 23, 2016, 02:45:08 PM »
hashtag dadbod
I'll still fuck up every single one of you in a fight.
Except maybe Jive 'cause he's a juicing ass nigga now
Bruh I'd lite you up like a xmas tree.
BRING IT ON, FAGGOT. I'LL DROP YOUR ASS FASTER THAN CHARLIE NUTS IN HIS LADY
I'll slap them titties like they owe me money. You'll be resting comfortable real soon.
I'LL REST DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH
Bruh, you gon rest in peace bitch, imma sleep that ass. Fuckin goons out here.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING? TALK BLACK, GET SHOT.
You ever just wake up in the hospital having forgot the past 48 hours? Cause you're about to.
Can't say I have. What's it like?
You're gunna find out quick bruh. Shit's coming
Could you hurry up? I'd like to have some of my Sunday left.
Can't rush perfection my dude
Is that what you tell your chick when you can't get it up?
Nah, she knows I'm gay.
So wait Are you trying to fuck me up or fuck me?
5945
« on: September 23, 2016, 02:40:07 PM »
found an image of the palace itself
Wew. May as well go and build a giant Hitler statue in Trafalgar Square while they're at it.
There's already a statue of Horatio Nelson. He beat women and had an affair. That's basically as bad as being Hitler.
5946
« on: September 23, 2016, 02:12:52 PM »
hashtag dadbod
I'll still fuck up every single one of you in a fight.
Except maybe Jive 'cause he's a juicing ass nigga now
Bruh I'd lite you up like a xmas tree.
BRING IT ON, FAGGOT. I'LL DROP YOUR ASS FASTER THAN CHARLIE NUTS IN HIS LADY
I'll slap them titties like they owe me money. You'll be resting comfortable real soon.
I'LL REST DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH
Bruh, you gon rest in peace bitch, imma sleep that ass. Fuckin goons out here.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING? TALK BLACK, GET SHOT.
You ever just wake up in the hospital having forgot the past 48 hours? Cause you're about to.
Can't say I have. What's it like?
You're gunna find out quick bruh. Shit's coming
Could you hurry up? I'd like to have some of my Sunday left.
Can't rush perfection my dude
Is that what you tell your chick when you can't get it up?
5947
« on: September 23, 2016, 01:57:25 PM »
hashtag dadbod
I'll still fuck up every single one of you in a fight.
Except maybe Jive 'cause he's a juicing ass nigga now
Bruh I'd lite you up like a xmas tree.
BRING IT ON, FAGGOT. I'LL DROP YOUR ASS FASTER THAN CHARLIE NUTS IN HIS LADY
I'll slap them titties like they owe me money. You'll be resting comfortable real soon.
I'LL REST DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH
Bruh, you gon rest in peace bitch, imma sleep that ass. Fuckin goons out here.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING? TALK BLACK, GET SHOT.
You ever just wake up in the hospital having forgot the past 48 hours? Cause you're about to.
Can't say I have. What's it like?
You're gunna find out quick bruh. Shit's coming
Could you hurry up? I'd like to have some of my Sunday left.
5948
« on: September 23, 2016, 01:52:41 PM »
hashtag dadbod
I'll still fuck up every single one of you in a fight.
Except maybe Jive 'cause he's a juicing ass nigga now
Bruh I'd lite you up like a xmas tree.
BRING IT ON, FAGGOT. I'LL DROP YOUR ASS FASTER THAN CHARLIE NUTS IN HIS LADY
I'll slap them titties like they owe me money. You'll be resting comfortable real soon.
I'LL REST DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH
Bruh, you gon rest in peace bitch, imma sleep that ass. Fuckin goons out here.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING? TALK BLACK, GET SHOT.
You ever just wake up in the hospital having forgot the past 48 hours? Cause you're about to.
Can't say I have. What's it like?
5949
« on: September 23, 2016, 11:27:32 AM »
YOUR SILENCE SAYS IT ALL DAS
So you were enslaving yourselves?
5950
« on: September 23, 2016, 10:44:07 AM »
Looks like Eichenwalde from Overwatch, I wonder if this was the inspiration. Is this in Stuttgart?
edit: looked it up, the proper name of the state would be Baden-Württemberg and not Stuttgart (which is the capital) but the castle is in Bayern / Bavaria which is the neighboring state.
Brah, you really don't recognize Neuschwanstein castle?
Why would I recognize a southern german castle that I have no relation to?
Shits am architectural marvel, bro?
It's nice for sure, but I wouldn't go so far as to call it an architectural marvel.
Then again I've never seen this castle before and know nothing about it. It might possibly have some importance to architecture I'm unaware of.
Wow I did not even proof that reply, lol But yeah, it's where the nazis hid all that art that they stole all over Europe. And then Walt Disney based the castle in Sleeping Beauty off of it, the raging antisemite that he is.
5951
« on: September 23, 2016, 09:31:08 AM »
Looks like Eichenwalde from Overwatch, I wonder if this was the inspiration. Is this in Stuttgart?
edit: looked it up, the proper name of the state would be Baden-Württemberg and not Stuttgart (which is the capital) but the castle is in Bayern / Bavaria which is the neighboring state.
Brah, you really don't recognize Neuschwanstein castle?
Why would I recognize a southern german castle that I have no relation to?
Shits am architectural marvel, bro?
5952
« on: September 23, 2016, 08:50:42 AM »
Global Jewish conspiracy confirmed.
5953
« on: September 23, 2016, 08:47:55 AM »
Back on B.net in TFS there was a shitty erotica contest or something and I wrote one featuring Norberg and Sapphire. should remember it
5954
« on: September 23, 2016, 08:25:18 AM »
it feels good being the only person who knows how sexuality works on this forum, but wow is it frustrating
don't flatter yourself, faggot
5955
« on: September 23, 2016, 08:17:45 AM »
Real talk liking traps is gay. You are literally fucking a dude, there's no way around it.
No dude, it's the ultimate evolution of heterosexuality.
5956
« on: September 23, 2016, 08:16:47 AM »
Looks like Eichenwalde from Overwatch, I wonder if this was the inspiration. Is this in Stuttgart?
edit: looked it up, the proper name of the state would be Baden-Württemberg and not Stuttgart (which is the capital) but the castle is in Bayern / Bavaria which is the neighboring state.
Brah, you really don't recognize Neuschwanstein castle?
5957
« on: September 23, 2016, 08:09:45 AM »
hashtag dadbod
I'll still fuck up every single one of you in a fight.
Except maybe Jive 'cause he's a juicing ass nigga now
Bruh I'd lite you up like a xmas tree.
BRING IT ON, FAGGOT. I'LL DROP YOUR ASS FASTER THAN CHARLIE NUTS IN HIS LADY
I'll slap them titties like they owe me money. You'll be resting comfortable real soon.
I'LL REST DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH
Bruh, you gon rest in peace bitch, imma sleep that ass. Fuckin goons out here.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING? TALK BLACK, GET SHOT.
5958
« on: September 23, 2016, 08:04:40 AM »
But at the end of the day, you still want the D
can I have your D?
That would be gay
Not if you're wearing nat's clothes
5959
« on: September 23, 2016, 07:58:52 AM »
But at the end of the day, you still want the D
can I have your D?
5960
« on: September 23, 2016, 06:54:56 AM »
5961
« on: September 23, 2016, 06:43:12 AM »
Secondclass i forgot how cute you are. Casper is still bae and you have just gotten cuter. I forgot how attractive everyone is on here... and Das that stache is killer.
shadow of its former self, tbh. This was it the last week of August, before I had to cut it back in to regulation for Drill.
5962
« on: September 23, 2016, 06:13:46 AM »
Did
Nothing
Wrong
5963
« on: September 23, 2016, 04:23:20 AM »
Benefits of being with a trap:
>Have the same interests as you
>Can play video games with
>Far less likely to be a feminist cunt
>They keep their body shaved and smooth
>Give 10/10 blowjobs because they're familiar with the tools
>Is willing to go much further in exploring things with you in bed
>Tight holes
>No periods, ever
>Can cum inside and they can't get pregnant
>Will never divorce you and force you to pay child support
>Shy, timid, loyal
>Would love to dress up in sexy clothing for you
>Smell good (if they're on hormones)
Cons:
>Mentally ill
But then again name one woman who isn't
>People might think you're a fag
Who gives a shit what they think?
>Can't have kids
Plenty of alternatives
5964
« on: September 22, 2016, 07:20:04 PM »
The spicy ketchup is really the highlight of the whataburger experience.
5965
« on: September 22, 2016, 06:40:25 PM »
Does Charlie?
Who doesn't?
Valid point. Doesn't it invalidate your original question though?
Confirms it if anything
I'll agree to that.
5966
« on: September 22, 2016, 06:38:04 PM »
Does Charlie?
Who doesn't?
Valid point. Doesn't it invalidate your original question though?
5967
« on: September 22, 2016, 06:33:07 PM »
Does Charlie?
5968
« on: September 22, 2016, 04:54:56 PM »
hashtag dadbod
I'll still fuck up every single one of you in a fight.
Except maybe Jive 'cause he's a juicing ass nigga now
Bruh I'd lite you up like a xmas tree.
BRING IT ON, FAGGOT. I'LL DROP YOUR ASS FASTER THAN CHARLIE NUTS IN HIS LADY
I'll slap them titties like they owe me money. You'll be resting comfortable real soon.
I'LL REST DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH
5969
« on: September 22, 2016, 01:49:08 PM »
hashtag dadbod
I'll still fuck up every single one of you in a fight.
Except maybe Jive 'cause he's a juicing ass nigga now
Bruh I'd lite you up like a xmas tree.
BRING IT ON, FAGGOT. I'LL DROP YOUR ASS FASTER THAN CHARLIE NUTS IN HIS LADY
5970
« on: September 22, 2016, 11:16:33 AM »
Bro why the fuck is there a tumor growing on your mouth
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