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Messages - DAS B00T x2

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The Flood / Re: Dear Jivary Part 2: The diary of jive
« on: October 11, 2016, 05:00:26 AM »
Bro

Have you tried like...

Killing her?

5702
The Flood / Re: Say you're running for president
« on: October 10, 2016, 08:42:24 PM »
In 45 years mainstream normie culture will have caught up to my meta nu-wave post-ironic humor and it will guarantee my election.

5703
The Flood / Re: Explain this photo
« on: October 10, 2016, 06:53:09 PM »
The problem is that there's still Catholics.
>Protestantism
Not even once
>pope
nope
I agree, the Orthodox Church should be everywhere.
It should actually be nowhere.
Hey, if an area's Christian, then it better be Orthodox.
Or genocided. That works too.

5704
The Flood / Re: Explain this photo
« on: October 10, 2016, 06:39:40 PM »
The problem is that there's still Catholics.
>Protestantism
Not even once
>pope
nope
I agree, the Orthodox Church should be everywhere.
It should actually be nowhere.

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The Flood / Re: Explain this photo
« on: October 10, 2016, 06:36:00 PM »
The problem is that there's still Catholics.
>Protestantism
Not even once
>pope
nope

5706
The Flood / Re: Explain this photo
« on: October 10, 2016, 06:30:27 PM »
The problem is that there's still Catholics.

5707
The Flood / Re: I have a question
« on: October 10, 2016, 05:23:35 PM »
Seriously though. Das is me in 1995.

Except the mustache. The unit I was in didn't allow them
You were a lonely alcoholic national socialist who masturbates to traps but swears he's not gay in 1995?

5708
The Flood / Re: Yeah Nah?
« on: October 10, 2016, 02:09:11 PM »
I'd go for the charcoal or olive, brah.

What about that khaki tho
Not a huge fan of khaki really... it's okay for pants I guess, but that's it.

5709
Serious / Re: Sep7agon, is this the president we want for our daughters?
« on: October 10, 2016, 02:04:47 PM »
  And then she was heard on tape, laughing about how her defendant, the rapist, took a lie detector test and passed "which forever destroyed [her] faith in polygraphs",
tbh, i'd be laughing about that too if I was in that situation.
It's like... totally irony. You know that dude's guilty and you see him pass a polygraph? Fuck man, that's dark humor in life at its best.

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Serious / Re: Ballot Questions Thread
« on: October 10, 2016, 01:58:07 PM »
Spoiler
The Pennsylvania Judicial Retirement Age Amendment is on the November 8, 2016, ballot in Pennsylvania as a legislatively referred constitutional amendment. This measure was moved from the April 26, 2016, primary ballot to November.
   A "yes" vote supports changing the mandatory retirement age from 70 to 75 for Supreme Court justices, judges, and justices of the peace.
   A "no" vote rejects this amendment to change the mandatory retirement age at 70 for Supreme Court justices, judges, and justices of the peace.

The measure would increase the state's mandatory judicial retirement age from 70 to 75.
That's the only measure on the ballot, I think. I'll be going yes on that.

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The Flood / Re: Yeah Nah?
« on: October 10, 2016, 01:52:46 PM »
I'd go for the charcoal or olive, brah.

5712
The Flood / Re: I'm in NJ/NY
« on: October 10, 2016, 12:23:24 PM »
Honestly there isn't much to do in Jersey this time of year.

You can check out the boardwalk, but it'll be cold as fuck.

Could come visit me at work at the Prudential center.
tbh there's not really much to do in jersey at all. I only really ever go there to end up off the coast for fluke.

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Serious / Re: World Mental Health Day Thread - Ask Questions ITT
« on: October 10, 2016, 11:58:57 AM »
This is a freud free zone

Please obey all morality laws ITT

(I'll be doing the replies a bit later today, just gotta finish my coursework first)
Freud did nothing wrong.
I still think that netflix was taunting me that day, not you.
what?

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The Flood / Re: I'm in NJ/NY
« on: October 10, 2016, 11:30:26 AM »
Bro the weather is awesome today.

So what are you doing in America's armpit?

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The Flood / Re: Post ITT and I'll tell you what your power is
« on: October 10, 2016, 11:29:31 AM »
Hit me, faggot.

5716
Serious / Re: World Mental Health Day Thread - Ask Questions ITT
« on: October 10, 2016, 11:24:59 AM »
This is a freud free zone

Please obey all morality laws ITT

(I'll be doing the replies a bit later today, just gotta finish my coursework first)
Freud did nothing wrong.

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Serious / Re: World Mental Health Day Thread - Ask Questions ITT
« on: October 10, 2016, 10:59:47 AM »
Why do disorders like x-phagias exist?

E.g. Trichophagia, Dermatophagia, (the other one where you bite objects like pencils, etc)
Freud says it's your latent homosexuality wanting a substitute for dicks.

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Serious / Re: Debate Number 2
« on: October 10, 2016, 10:40:14 AM »
(((Jill Stein)))
Who?
best possible choice in this election cycle right now
>voting for hippies who think vaccines cause autism and nuclear power will kill us all

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The Flood / Re: possibly buying '89 firebird in the coming weeks
« on: October 10, 2016, 09:51:16 AM »
That type of car along with your Vette I would love to have for joyriding, but why not get something newer which can also handle winter better for your everyday car?

because thats more expensive and id rather spend my money on a cool car i like than something temporary ill only use for half the year


i don't get it
He's calling you a nigger.

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The Flood / Re: wish I could sleep forever
« on: October 10, 2016, 08:52:30 AM »
Your dealer friend could help you with that.

5722
Gaming / Re: ITT: Videogame music that did NOT age well.
« on: October 10, 2016, 06:10:35 AM »
bro what?
Ok Midna's Lament, Gerudo Desert and maybe City in the Sky get a free pass but there's no denying the overall instrumentation sounds really cheap.
what?

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Serious / Re: Sep7agon, is this the president we want for our daughters?
« on: October 10, 2016, 06:05:58 AM »
Yes.

5724
The Flood / Re: At the airport, heading to Warsaw for a convention
« on: October 10, 2016, 06:05:36 AM »
Binge eat kielbasi and galumpkis and latkes, and teenage polish pussy.

5725
Rohan is seriously some husbando material, I tell you what.

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Serious / Re: Debate Number 2
« on: October 09, 2016, 08:36:11 PM »
Medicare does not work greatly, Hillary.

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Serious / Re: Debate Number 2
« on: October 09, 2016, 08:33:45 PM »
Um, my 23 yrold brother isn't able to be on my parent's health care. Wut
He should be able to be. I'm still on my dad's policy at 23.

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Serious / Re: Debate Number 2
« on: October 09, 2016, 08:12:44 PM »
And Trump denies that what he said was essentially condoning sexual assault.

::)
Dude, have you never been just chillin with the bro's and be all like "yeah, I wanna go grab that one's titty's"

5729
bro just kill him first

5730
The Flood / Re: Leg thread
« on: October 09, 2016, 06:34:16 PM »
Spoiler

Damn ma, lemme see that front bump
ignore this faggot

send me nudes instead

^^^ this nigga fat, hmu
^this faggot has deadpool on his foot. Is that the kind of man you want to have questionable and later regrettable and physically abusive online relationships with?

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