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The Flood / Re: Help me choose 2 Halloween costumes
« on: October 23, 2016, 02:05:47 PM »
#teamJacob

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The Flood / Re: Should porn be allowed on the internet?
« on: October 23, 2016, 12:31:43 PM »
If you're the type of person to get addicted to porn, you're probably not all that interested in intimacy in the first place
Or you actually crave intimacy and acceptance but can never find it so you develop an excessive masturbation habit because of the dopamine rush from orgasm and eventually you just accept life as a porn addict working his way down the rabbit hole in to increasingly depraved and taboo fetish material to the point where real women with normal sexual wants no longer interest you, but that's fine because you never liked women as people anyway because you harbor deeply rooted subconscious hatred for your mother left over from early childhood.

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The Flood / Re: sep7agon has once again breached my dreams
« on: October 23, 2016, 12:00:11 PM »
But nazi symbolism isn't even offensive to real people.

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The Flood / Re: Should porn be allowed on the internet?
« on: October 23, 2016, 11:53:16 AM »
Yeah, by restricting your child's access to the Internet--not the public's access to pornography.
Wait... you mean like... actually taking some personal responsibility and actually parenting my children? Are you a fucking madman?
True, responsible parenting is pretty out there. I can see why that little Vietnamese kid is upset with me now.
I don't know how you can call yourself a liberal anymore though, Verb.
Personal responsibility is a pretty foreign concept to the ban happy left. Dare I say that anymore its almost exclusively... Libertarian?

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The Flood / Re: Should porn be allowed on the internet?
« on: October 23, 2016, 10:11:09 AM »
Yeah, by restricting your child's access to the Internet--not the public's access to pornography.
Wait... you mean like... actually taking some personal responsibility and actually parenting my children? Are you a fucking madman?

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The Flood / Re: I hurt myself today
« on: October 23, 2016, 10:10:21 AM »
Johnny cash cover is the best version of the song imo tbh
Even Reznor agrees with that
artists tend to have wonky perceptions of their own art

robert plant hates stairway
Robert Plant is right.

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The Flood / Re: I hurt myself today
« on: October 23, 2016, 10:00:50 AM »
You're all faggots and poseurs
You can pose deez nuts in your mouth

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Serious / Re: The EU is a threat to democracy
« on: October 23, 2016, 07:53:12 AM »
If Jews are in control why are there no Hollywood movies about the Six-Day-War and Yom Kippur War?
Americans won't watch a war movie if it's not about Americans fighting.
Enemy at the Gates, Das Boot, Generation War?
Normal people have watched Das Boot and Generation War? Next thing you're going to tell me that Die Brücke was a huge smash hit in the states too.

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The Flood / Re: I hurt myself today
« on: October 23, 2016, 06:46:23 AM »
yo real talk, the NiN cover blows. Trent sounds like a whiny faggot

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Serious / Re: The EU is a threat to democracy
« on: October 23, 2016, 06:44:59 AM »
If Jews are in control why are there no Hollywood movies about the Six-Day-War and Yom Kippur War?
Americans won't watch a war movie if it's not about Americans fighting.

War Horse was about Bongs and Krauts.
Wrong. It was about a horse.

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Serious / Re: The EU is a threat to democracy
« on: October 22, 2016, 09:34:37 PM »
If Jews are in control why are there no Hollywood movies about the Six-Day-War and Yom Kippur War?
Americans won't watch a war movie if it's not about Americans fighting.

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The Flood / Re: Ask SWIM anything about steroids
« on: October 22, 2016, 04:59:37 PM »
has the quality of his semen been affected at all?
Load size has reduced definitely. First one is sweet maybe a little less than originally but following ones are pitiful. I think that's dependent on genetics though.

Ball size shrunk too. My source used to have massive balls and now they resemble large grapes
That's unfortunate.
Well how were his consecutive loads before he started juicing?

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The Flood / Re: Ask SWIM anything about steroids
« on: October 22, 2016, 04:36:20 PM »
has the quality of his semen been affected at all?

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Serious / Re: The EU is a threat to democracy
« on: October 22, 2016, 04:12:22 PM »
Hitler tried the new world order. Too many people are waking up. The Elites couldn't do shit about the French revolution.
Hitler fought the Zionist NWO, dude.

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Serious / Re: The benefits of voting for each candidate
« on: October 22, 2016, 04:04:01 PM »
Is it really a protest vote if my voter registration card says Libertarian on it?

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Serious / Re: The EU is a threat to democracy
« on: October 22, 2016, 03:55:51 PM »
That was a nice speech. It's too late to stop the globalist agenda though.
Russia, Alex Jones, Donald Trump, ((((((Michael Savage)))))), 2nd amendment, Brexit...
>russia
>a human meme
>unelectable
>echoing
>dismantled by liberals
>article 50 will never be invoked

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Serious / Re: The EU is a threat to democracy
« on: October 22, 2016, 02:11:06 PM »
That was a nice speech. It's too late to stop the globalist agenda though.

Yeah, that's just what the Jews want you think of me

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Serious / Re: The EU is a threat to democracy
« on: October 22, 2016, 12:47:34 PM »
That was a nice speech. It's too late to stop the globalist agenda though.

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The Flood / Re: secondclass is my boyfriend
« on: October 22, 2016, 11:53:32 AM »
Butt lofe, we need to integrate the ventral optronic bubble chamber before we magnetize the dorsal osmotic cooling tank, otherwise we risk exploding the entire sep7ashipagon reservoir. Fluctuating the critical crystal catches anomalies around the 'Gon. You must reverse the polarities without overheating the charge and overloading polarity. The calibrated matter stream  can cause anomalies and great bodily injury if handled improperly.
Simply put, you and Class must wait exactly three months, four days, and seventeen nano-lightyears from the time this post containing the access codes reaches Cheat's mainframe. Failure to abide by this warning may result in death or serious injury.  For material handling precautions please see the attached MSDS sheet or consult DA-PAM 738-751 to locate the proper TM to receive the appropriate number to call and email your complaints/instructional requests to.
Thank you and have a nice day.
I had trouble understanding this. Can you explain it in layman's terms?
We're all gonna fucking die.

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Serious / Re: "Politifact is reliable and unbiased"
« on: October 22, 2016, 10:34:51 AM »
Well, you see, a tax rate of zero still implies that the tax exists, which Dr Paul would be wrong about, where as Jim Webb is more correct in saying that a tax created by the 1913 Federal Reserve act didn't exist before the act.
no it doesn't
yes it does
no you're a puppet
yes it does

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Serious / Re: Alright, lets have one of these threads again...
« on: October 22, 2016, 10:06:47 AM »
Evan McMuffin
That bald cucky looking guy? lol

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Serious / Re: "Politifact is reliable and unbiased"
« on: October 22, 2016, 10:04:31 AM »
Well, you see, a tax rate of zero still implies that the tax exists, which Dr Paul would be wrong about, where as Jim Webb is more correct in saying that a tax created by the 1913 Federal Reserve act didn't exist before the act.
no it doesn't
yes it does

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The Flood / Re: explicit content in TV programs irritates me
« on: October 22, 2016, 08:59:20 AM »
Gratuitous fan service in general is just annoying since it's basically filler or a substitute for decent characters or writing (unless you're watching something that basically just exists to be fan service), but it's not like I'm gonna be completely put off a show just because someone keep whipping their tits out every half an hour and cry about my innocence being ruined.

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The Flood / Re: secondclass is my boyfriend
« on: October 22, 2016, 07:48:23 AM »
Butt lofe, we need to integrate the ventral optronic bubble chamber before we magnetize the dorsal osmotic cooling tank, otherwise we risk exploding the entire sep7ashipagon reservoir. Fluctuating the critical crystal catches anomalies around the 'Gon. You must reverse the polarities without overheating the charge and overloading polarity. The calibrated matter stream  can cause anomalies and great bodily injury if handled improperly.
Simply put, you and Class must wait exactly three months, four days, and seventeen nano-lightyears from the time this post containing the access codes reaches Cheat's mainframe. Failure to abide by this warning may result in death or serious injury.  For material handling precautions please see the attached MSDS sheet or consult DA-PAM 738-751 to locate the proper TM to receive the appropriate number to call and email your complaints/instructional requests to.
Thank you and have a nice day.

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Serious / Re: Alright, lets have one of these threads again...
« on: October 22, 2016, 07:21:01 AM »


I'm #FEELINGTHEJOHNSON

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The Flood / Re: Updated Vegas odds on US Election
« on: October 21, 2016, 10:14:28 PM »
Well fuck

It's just ten dollars... might as well go for it...

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Serious / Re: "Politifact is reliable and unbiased"
« on: October 21, 2016, 08:31:01 PM »
Well, you see, a tax rate of zero still implies that the tax exists, which Dr Paul would be wrong about, where as Jim Webb is more correct in saying that a tax created by the 1913 Federal Reserve act didn't exist before the act.

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I have no choice. I am not in the position to, alone, go into the ghetto and fight. I chose Charleston because it is most historic city in my state, and at one time had the highest ratio of blacks to Whites in the country. We have no skinheads, no real KKK, no one doing anything but talking on the internet. Well someone has to have the bravery to take it to the real world, and I guess that has to be me.

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Speaking of, I had to call the police on someone for the first time the other night. Some dude was just blaring music in his truck at 3:00 AM, and that was the one night where I didn't feel like depriving myself of sleep. But I wouldn't have done anything had I not noticed that he was also tweaking the fuck out--which sealed his fate for me. Where I live, there are swaths of methheads that only come out at night--but this one was over-the-top obnoxious.

So, I watched as the cops came and told him to fuck off--but not before the tweaker asked where the call was coming from. And for some bloody ass-fucked reason, the officer actually answered him, pointing his flashlight directly at my house--something he literally can't do, but did anyway. The little miscreant slithered off, but now he knows where the guy who called the police on him lives. Thanks, officer!

I still can't believe he did that shit, but it's been two weeks, and nothing has really happened since then. Still, it's hard not to be a little paranoid over having some tweaked-out loser skulking around my neighborhood at night with a bone to pick. Fucking creeps.
Fuck meth-heads. My city has been a hot-spot of drug trafficking for years, predominately meth, heroin, and coke. Biker "Clubs" come through all the time, but thankfully places tends to be clean of them as long as you stay away from the ghettos (or bars if it's 3am).
tweeked out meth heads are great though. Perfect people to help you test ballistics properties.

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Drunk dude probably just wanted to peg his buddy with a rock but ended up hitting the smallest target on your car because that's just how drunken pranks go wrong.

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