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The Flood / Re: Let's spoil the endings of great movies in this thread
« on: October 26, 2016, 08:48:56 PM »
Gran Torino dies at the end.

5522
Das is the only one that understand the appreciation of a walking tank.

All y'all power armor cucks ain't got shit on tank-kun.
A railgun carrying, mountain climbing, Amazing Grace playing walking tank, to be precise.

5523
All y'all power armor cucks ain't got shit on tank-kun.

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The Flood / Re: Is Virginia in the South?
« on: October 26, 2016, 07:42:06 PM »
What are grits?
a dish of coarsely ground corn kernels boiled with water or milk.

Never had it
They're corn? I thought it was some kind of... fuck I don't even know.

They generally lack flavor at all so you just toss some honey or syrup or jelly in them and they're not bad.

If you ever make them at home, cook them in a ratio of 3:1 beef to cream or milk, and they'll be amazing.
So you're telling me to put grits in my creamed beef?

Oh woops, I meant beef broth.
oh, okay. That sounds like it would get good.

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The Flood / Re: Is Virginia in the South?
« on: October 26, 2016, 07:39:43 PM »
What are grits?
a dish of coarsely ground corn kernels boiled with water or milk.

Never had it
They're corn? I thought it was some kind of... fuck I don't even know.

They generally lack flavor at all so you just toss some honey or syrup or jelly in them and they're not bad.

If you ever make them at home, cook them in a ratio of 3:1 beef to cream or milk, and they'll be amazing.
So you're telling me to put grits in my creamed beef?

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The Flood / Re: Is Virginia in the South?
« on: October 26, 2016, 07:35:15 PM »
What are grits?
a dish of coarsely ground corn kernels boiled with water or milk.

Never had it
They're corn? I thought it was some kind of... fuck I don't even know.

They generally lack flavor at all so you just toss some honey or syrup or jelly in them and they're not bad.

5527
The Flood / Re: What has LC ever done for us?
« on: October 26, 2016, 07:32:39 PM »
All right... all right... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order... what has LC ever done for us?
He still hasn't freed my lolis
And rightly so
Wrong. LackingChin needs to set my people free.

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The Flood / Re: Is Virginia in the South?
« on: October 26, 2016, 07:21:52 PM »
Newport News never seemed that southern when I was down there.
And when we'd vacation in the northern bit of the state ot was really just an extension of Maryland, which is really just an extension of south-central PA.

Flew to Jersey today

Fuck, what a depressing state. It's all swamp and ghetto.
Sounds about right. Fort Dix?
The northern part (but not too far north, then its just a shitty New York) is nicer. I used to go fluke fishing off of Point Pleasant quite often years ago.

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The Flood / Re: Is Virginia in the South?
« on: October 26, 2016, 07:16:07 PM »
Newport News never seemed that southern when I was down there.
And when we'd vacation in the northern bit of the state ot was really just an extension of Maryland, which is really just an extension of south-central PA.

5530
The Flood / Re: Thanks Everyone
« on: October 26, 2016, 06:48:24 PM »
Real talk Gatsby the realest nigga out there WHO UP?

5531
The Flood / Re: Thanks Everyone
« on: October 26, 2016, 06:16:58 PM »
Oh Christ, it's the metal gear spoiler autism all over again

5532
The Flood / Re: Is fuel injection really that much more fuel efficient?
« on: October 26, 2016, 06:06:19 PM »
There's a lot of things that go in to the fuel efficiency of a vehicle,  and while EFI can be a more precise fuel delivery and deliver better results in similar motors, things like gear ratios seem to be have a bigger effect, especially for highway miliage.

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The Flood / Re: What has LC ever done for us?
« on: October 26, 2016, 05:53:47 PM »
All right... all right... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order... what has LC ever done for us?
He still hasn't freed my lolis

5534
The Flood / Re: What has LC ever done for us?
« on: October 26, 2016, 05:10:43 PM »
LC stands for loose cunt, brah.

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The Flood / Re: Y'all ever read the profiles on sep7agon
« on: October 26, 2016, 02:50:46 PM »
Every
Fucking
Thread

5536
Serious / Re: Successful Suicide
« on: October 26, 2016, 09:32:43 AM »
So... How'd you do it?

5537
The Flood / Re: Was Vietnam a necessary war?
« on: October 26, 2016, 08:52:01 AM »
Containment dictates yes.

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The Flood / Re: Thanks Everyone
« on: October 26, 2016, 07:41:32 AM »
>tfw I pay for my grandparents cable

5539
The Flood / Re: Apparently banter is against the rules
« on: October 26, 2016, 05:52:13 AM »
lop shut up raghead I know of your terrorist past now
bro what are you talking about
you were affiliated with an AQAP offshoot, recruiting for them out of the bay area when things got too hairy  so you split to England claiming asylum and now you're stuck there because the you're on America's no fly list.
Oh yeah of course

Also I attempted to assassinate Rice because niggers and women don't belong in government
Why couldn't you have assassinated Obummer instead? Is it because he's a fellow Muslim?

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The Flood / Re: Apparently banter is against the rules
« on: October 26, 2016, 05:48:36 AM »
lop shut up raghead I know of your terrorist past now
bro what are you talking about
you were affiliated with an AQAP offshoot, recruiting for them out of the bay area when things got too hairy  so you split to England claiming asylum and now you're stuck there because the you're on America's no fly list.

5541
The Flood / Re: Apparently banter is against the rules
« on: October 26, 2016, 05:43:25 AM »
lop shut up raghead I know of your terrorist past now

5542
Well, it's not food, so it gets taxed

5543
Quote
Having been shot down over Nice, France during his 59th mission in World War II, Hoover spent 16 months as a POW, spending much of the time in solitary confinement as punishment for two dozen escape attempts. Finally, he succeeded just before the end of the war by stealing a German fighter.

Is it weird that I got a boner for a dead old man?
Nah brah, it's totally cool to get a bro boner for a dude who stole a focke wulf from the nazis to escape a POW camp

5545
The Flood / Re: Ended is a lesbian
« on: October 25, 2016, 04:21:31 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Ended is a lesbian
« on: October 25, 2016, 04:14:48 PM »
Impossible. She is my wife.

5547
Well, the Heer is woefully underequipped and last I looked in to it, motorized,mechanized, and armored brigades lacked proper budgets for maintenance... So I'd guess that out of their close to 400 tanks and 150 spg's they have about 250 and 100 in full working order with supplies for combat missions.

Some ruskie backed rebels could easily have liberated that many late soviet pieces.

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The Flood / Re: I have a confession to make
« on: October 25, 2016, 01:03:10 PM »
the best the best the best the best the best the best the beat the best the best

5549
The Flood / Re: Why did chally get banned
« on: October 25, 2016, 10:28:23 AM »
Because he's a suspected terrorist that's barred from re-entry to the Unites States using asylum laws to live in England.

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The Flood / Re: Am I Gay Or Desperate For Attention?
« on: October 25, 2016, 07:34:40 AM »
That's what gay is, dude

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