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The Flood / Re: Do you ever just wake up in the morning and be like "um"?
« on: December 07, 2016, 04:03:25 PM »
The first thought of every morning is "do I want to actually enjoy my shower this morning or do I want to spend fifteen minutes masturbating first?"

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Serious / Re: Pizzagate
« on: December 07, 2016, 02:01:56 PM »

Some of it really makes sense though.

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The Flood / Re: cross ange
« on: December 07, 2016, 01:56:13 PM »
That's the half naked lesbians flying in mech things one from a few seasons ago, right?



I think Tru might have ironically watched it, LC possibly too.

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The Flood / Re: Start masturbating
« on: December 07, 2016, 01:31:07 PM »
I don't
You're so lucky to have a sister that does it for you.

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The Flood / Re: Arguing with older conservatives about legalizing pot
« on: December 07, 2016, 01:17:32 PM »
My own sister, who's told me her whole life that she would never smoke, began smoking a couple weeks ago. Almost broke her neck when I found out (and by that I mean I had a sudden impulse of rage and yelled at her--don't take that literally).
The hyper vegan feminist one? She's just rebelling against the patriarchy man, cause the hip thing for the man to do now is to tell kids that they can't start smoking.

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Serious / Re: Hol up, *smacks lips* so you be sayin...
« on: December 07, 2016, 12:49:02 PM »
Doesn't Egypt identify itself more with the Middle East than Africa? I mean yeah, geographically speaking it's North Africa, but all it's history and relevancy has been with the Middle East....
>is North African
>Identifies as Middle Eastern

Only in 2016 can countries be trannies.

There's a pun to be made here about being transcontinental, but I'm not willing to put forth the effort.

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The Flood / Re: Arguing with older conservatives about legalizing pot
« on: December 07, 2016, 11:50:41 AM »
I'm not saying he's not a hypocrite or that he's in the right, but for 30+ years we've had campaigns against drugs (with some truth to their talk about destroying lives), whereas smoking has been around for eons, and with a campaign backed by the actual tobacco companies. People who smoke tend to understand the health risks associated with it, whereas drug users ignore both the health and social risks.

The irony of his statement was lost on him.
lol no, people who smoke are usually like "I know this one dude who smoked his whole life, he's eighty now and in fine health. I ain't gonna get no cancer from this."
really now? that's funny. all the cigarette smokers i know just don't give a fuck about the risks.
Yeah, because they think it won't happen to them.

We all rationalize things like this. I tend to speed because "lol, I ain't gonna get caught"

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The Flood / Re: Arguing with older conservatives about legalizing pot
« on: December 07, 2016, 11:03:58 AM »
I'm not saying he's not a hypocrite or that he's in the right, but for 30+ years we've had campaigns against drugs (with some truth to their talk about destroying lives), whereas smoking has been around for eons, and with a campaign backed by the actual tobacco companies. People who smoke tend to understand the health risks associated with it, whereas drug users ignore both the health and social risks.

The irony of his statement was lost on him.
lol no, people who smoke are usually like "I know this one dude who smoked his whole life, he's eighty now and in fine health. I ain't gonna get no cancer from this."

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Serious / Re: Aleppo could be liberated before my exams are over
« on: December 06, 2016, 08:47:23 PM »
Oh cool, I've been waiting for my free leppos to arrive.

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Serious / Re: Pizzagate
« on: December 06, 2016, 08:23:56 PM »
Oy vey.
shhhh, nobody's mentioned god's chosen people yet. You'll scare away (((Epstein))) if you start speaking Yiddish.

Your beliefs perplex me.
Sophistry is the best way to light up a forum. I haven't even posted the really conspiratorial stuff, like:

I haven't even posted the greatest new conspiracy of 2016

There's about as much evidence of Justin being Castro's son, as there is of Pizzagate, to put things in perspective.
>The police sketch meme

HAHAHA

Why would the podestas attempt to abduct the children themselves?

I thought they picked them up from the pizza parlor????
For the thrill of it?

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Serious / Re: Mark Carney warns of growing disillusionment with capitalism
« on: December 06, 2016, 08:20:17 PM »
How would the NAP be enforced?
Like speed limits, by aircraft.
But how would anyone enforce the NAP without violating the NAP?
I'm beginning to think that maybe three people on this website know what "agression" in the nap refers to

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Serious / Re: Mark Carney warns of growing disillusionment with capitalism
« on: December 06, 2016, 06:31:41 PM »
The NAP is infallible and morally perfect.
Childbirth violates the NAP.
but you're not infringing on property rights by birthing an existence in to being.
maybe with a narrow definition of property rights
Nonexistance isn't a property right.
Why not? :D
It's would moreso fall under a human right, which the NAP isn't concerned with. For example, banning gay marriage does not violate the NAP. Sexuality is not property and no property is being wrongfully taken from you.

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Serious / Re: Mark Carney warns of growing disillusionment with capitalism
« on: December 06, 2016, 04:26:04 PM »
The NAP is infallible and morally perfect.
Childbirth violates the NAP.
but you're not infringing on property rights by birthing an existence in to being.
maybe with a narrow definition of property rights
Nonexistance isn't a property right.

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Serious / Re: Mark Carney warns of growing disillusionment with capitalism
« on: December 06, 2016, 04:23:35 PM »
The NAP is infallible and morally perfect.
Childbirth violates the NAP.
but you're not infringing on property rights by birthing an existence in to being.

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The Flood / Re: I've come to the conclusion that all girls will cheat
« on: December 06, 2016, 04:21:31 PM »
She'll either cheat or she wont.
50/50

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Serious / Re: Mark Carney warns of growing disillusionment with capitalism
« on: December 06, 2016, 04:20:38 PM »
How would the NAP be enforced?
Like speed limits, by aircraft.

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The Flood / Re: Arguing with older conservatives about legalizing pot
« on: December 06, 2016, 01:25:51 PM »
It's not the government's job to save me from myself.  Ban-happy soccer moms get the fuck out of my America


I really, really, really like this image.

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The Flood / Re: Arguing with older conservatives about legalizing pot
« on: December 06, 2016, 12:34:04 PM »
It's not the government's job to save me from myself.  Ban-happy soccer moms get the fuck out of my America

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Serious / Re: Sharia Law Police in Germany
« on: December 06, 2016, 10:47:31 AM »
>cuckgon of cuckad

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Serious / Re: Sharia Law Police in Germany
« on: December 06, 2016, 10:34:55 AM »
Tolerate what? Everyone and their grandmother hates the Christians that go door to door doing this shit. And unlike the Christian groups everyone does criticize, these people are making "Sharia Controlled-Zones". This is a bit more pushy than a Bible Thumper outside an abortion clinic.

Holy shit Charlie, way to be five replies late to the sentiment. We've already called OP an idiot and gave examples of this activity tolerated in America.
Tolerated by the law.

And how are they enforcing these "sharia controlled zones", or are they just the name for the areas that these guys present themselves in?

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Serious / Re: Pizzagate
« on: December 06, 2016, 09:07:40 AM »
Politicians are fucking trash. We need to burn our governments down and start over.
But then we'll just be in an Ancap utopia where everybody has their own personal harem of child sex slaves and people go firing TOW missiles at each other for violating the NAP.
that sounds fantastic

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Serious / Re: Pizzagate
« on: December 06, 2016, 05:41:10 AM »
I mean, if podesta and bill were spit roasting ten year old Syrian girls, I really wouldn't doubt it.

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the kind intellectuals on zetaboards tell me the arabs are caucasians all the same y'see
MOTHERFUCKER NO
KILL THEM ALL
IF ITALIANS AREN'T REAL WHITES THAN THE ARABS AREN'T ETHER
Spaghettiniggers are white. Some Arabs are also white, the Levantine, Mesopotamian and Egyptian ones. Peninsular Arabs aren't though. Neither are Krauts.
You're the kind of motherfucker who thinks Russian is an ethnicity, aren;t you?

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Serious / Re: Sharia Law Police in Germany
« on: December 05, 2016, 10:06:49 PM »
Oh gawd. Teh muslimes r gunna make us al fllow teh sharona law! Grmany needz ta threw them al out!

Someone please tell me how this is any different than the Bible Beaters on the Vegas Strip? If the Sharia Police approach me, I'll do what I do to their Christian counterparts. Offer to get them an eightball and a hooker.
Holy shit Charlie, way to be five replies late to the sentiment. We've already called OP an idiot and gave examples of this activity tolerated in America.

I'm that one asshole who isn't even in the fight, doesn't even know anyone who's fighting, but I can't help kicking the guy lying on the ground anyways. It's just who I am
Fuck, lol. Love ya brah

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Serious / Re: Sharia Law Police in Germany
« on: December 05, 2016, 10:02:18 PM »
Oh gawd. Teh muslimes r gunna make us al fllow teh sharona law! Grmany needz ta threw them al out!

Someone please tell me how this is any different than the Bible Beaters on the Vegas Strip? If the Sharia Police approach me, I'll do what I do to their Christian counterparts. Offer to get them an eightball and a hooker.
Holy shit Charlie, way to be five replies late to the sentiment. We've already called OP an idiot and gave examples of this activity tolerated in America.

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The Flood / Re: Arguing with older conservatives about legalizing pot
« on: December 05, 2016, 08:51:32 PM »
Yeah... old type conservatives are why I'm a Libertarian.
They get the less welfare bit right, but they're wrong on the expansion of social liberties and currently untapped markets due to federal overstepping and over-regulation.

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the kind intellectuals on zetaboards tell me the arabs are caucasians all the same y'see
MOTHERFUCKER NO
KILL THEM ALL
IF ITALIANS AREN'T REAL WHITES THAN THE ARABS AREN'T ETHER

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It's written in the first chapter of the new testament that Jesus was also a goy, who has I believe greek ancestry. He then goes around Israel telling jews that they're being money grubbing dicks and should lighten up and be less vain. The moral of Christianity is to think twice before fucking someone's mother.
Gentiles were arab too. Mary was not white. Jesus was a Jew though, biblical jew, and the biblical jews are far removed from the modern Ashkenazi image with descriptions more resembling a southern Iraqi than a real white man.

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imma go shoot some white people who with me
as long as it's Germans
Fuck outta here, faggot. We tried to save your stupid asses. If Widukind had won the Saxon wars the world would be a better place
The Kraut's place is undermeath the Roman/British yoke
Like fuck. We will never bend knee to an olive skinned man again.


>implying it's not happening right now
FUCK YOUR ORTHODOX LIAR OF A PRIEST
FUCK YOUR HOLY MOLESTATION RING
FUCK YOUR CULTURE OF SLAUGHTERING YOUR OWN EUROPEAN BRETHERAN IN THE NAME OF A MIDDLE EASTERN GOD WHO'S SUPPOSED SON WAS AN ARAB

Christianity is not European. It came to Europe to destroy the traditional European culture.

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imma go shoot some white people who with me
as long as it's Germans
Fuck outta here, faggot. We tried to save your stupid asses. If Widukind had won the Saxon wars the world would be a better place
The Kraut's place is undermeath the Roman/British yoke
Like fuck. We will never bend knee to an olive skinned man again.

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