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The Flood / Re: Are all futanaris lesbians?
« on: February 05, 2017, 07:37:46 PM »
That shit is literally gross. I can't get sexual arousal from a girl with a dick fucking my girlfriend.
There's something wrong with you, bro.

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The Flood / Re: Super Bowl Thread
« on: February 05, 2017, 07:26:33 PM »
Did they just sample the halestorm cover of Bad Romance?

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The Flood / Re: Super Bowl Thread
« on: February 05, 2017, 07:23:17 PM »
still a better halftime than Coldplay.

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The Flood / Re: Saint Skittles would've been 22 today....
« on: February 05, 2017, 07:12:56 PM »
I should start a petition to genocide all non-pure humans
We tried that back in '39.
I'm talking about the real non-pure humans, white people. Subhumans is what they are, really.
Stay mad when you go snowblind and break all your bones.
Tf is snowblind
sitting in the snow all day fucks with your vision.

if you live somewhere without snow you're not really living, and if you're not living then you're not really human.
So if a deer is in the snow it's human?
Ladies in gentlemen, white people logic.
Hey man, who am I to say that this deer was not a man born in the body of a deer?
what does that mean
It could be a transdeer.
There no such thing as a transdeer
Also I just noticed we're the only two people actually commenting right now
Well shit... are you me?
Probably not since I'm black and you're white
Do you have any proof of these claims?
Well I look black sooo... I'm probably black. And I can tell you're white.
How do you know I'm white? I could be Italian, or even a Slav!
Both of those are white
Um, no, wops and slavs aren't white. Neither are Greeks,  Spaniards, or Turks. The Irish aren't real whites either.
All of those are cockasian
Not white.

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The Flood / Re: Are all futanaris lesbians?
« on: February 05, 2017, 07:06:48 PM »
>not wanting a qt domineering futanari babe to steal your girl from you and force you to become their domestic house servant, cleaning the home while they're away, and cleaning her cock after it destroys your wife's anus yes again. Sometimes, if you're extra good, she'll let you out of your chastity cage and permit you to touch yourself while they fuck. Other times she might reward you for excellence in your domestic duties with a prostate massage, though she is known to ruin orgasms and is amused greatly by committing orgasm denial.

It's the American Dream, dude.

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The Flood / Re: Are all futanaris lesbians?
« on: February 05, 2017, 06:55:22 PM »
It's porn dude, it's for fantasies. But there's still shitloads of futa on male and double futa out there.
Nevermind there is a lot of futa x male or there. But most of the males are sissies so it still implies lesbianism.
Also there's a lot of that cuckold shit. Literally the worst fetish in the world.
Dude, what are you, gay?

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The Flood / Re: Saint Skittles would've been 22 today....
« on: February 05, 2017, 06:52:13 PM »
I should start a petition to genocide all non-pure humans
We tried that back in '39.
I'm talking about the real non-pure humans, white people. Subhumans is what they are, really.
Stay mad when you go snowblind and break all your bones.
Tf is snowblind
sitting in the snow all day fucks with your vision.

if you live somewhere without snow you're not really living, and if you're not living then you're not really human.
So if a deer is in the snow it's human?
Ladies in gentlemen, white people logic.
Hey man, who am I to say that this deer was not a man born in the body of a deer?
what does that mean
It could be a transdeer.
There no such thing as a transdeer
Also I just noticed we're the only two people actually commenting right now
Well shit... are you me?
Probably not since I'm black and you're white
Do you have any proof of these claims?
Well I look black sooo... I'm probably black. And I can tell you're white.
How do you know I'm white? I could be Italian, or even a Slav!
Both of those are white
Um, no, wops and slavs aren't white. Neither are Greeks,  Spaniards, or Turks. The Irish aren't real whites either.

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The Flood / Re: Saint Skittles would've been 22 today....
« on: February 05, 2017, 06:34:24 PM »
I should start a petition to genocide all non-pure humans
We tried that back in '39.
I'm talking about the real non-pure humans, white people. Subhumans is what they are, really.
Stay mad when you go snowblind and break all your bones.
Tf is snowblind
sitting in the snow all day fucks with your vision.

if you live somewhere without snow you're not really living, and if you're not living then you're not really human.
So if a deer is in the snow it's human?
Ladies in gentlemen, white people logic.
Hey man, who am I to say that this deer was not a man born in the body of a deer?
what does that mean
It could be a transdeer.
There no such thing as a transdeer
Also I just noticed we're the only two people actually commenting right now
Well shit... are you me?
Probably not since I'm black and you're white
Do you have any proof of these claims?
Well I look black sooo... I'm probably black. And I can tell you're white.
How do you know I'm white? I could be Italian, or even a Slav!

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The Flood / Re: Super Bowl Thread
« on: February 05, 2017, 06:30:35 PM »
Why do you need to drink or do anything to watch sports

Can't you just enjoy it without all that extra stuff
Nope, now I have to drink twice as much.
COME ON BRADY

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The Flood / Re: Saint Skittles would've been 22 today....
« on: February 05, 2017, 06:29:06 PM »
I should start a petition to genocide all non-pure humans
We tried that back in '39.
I'm talking about the real non-pure humans, white people. Subhumans is what they are, really.
Stay mad when you go snowblind and break all your bones.
Tf is snowblind
sitting in the snow all day fucks with your vision.

if you live somewhere without snow you're not really living, and if you're not living then you're not really human.
So if a deer is in the snow it's human?
Ladies in gentlemen, white people logic.
Hey man, who am I to say that this deer was not a man born in the body of a deer?
what does that mean
It could be a transdeer.
There no such thing as a transdeer
Also I just noticed we're the only two people actually commenting right now
Well shit... are you me?
Probably not since I'm black and you're white
Do you have any proof of these claims?

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The Flood / Re: Super Bowl Thread
« on: February 05, 2017, 06:28:32 PM »
god damn it chung

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The Flood / Re: Saint Skittles would've been 22 today....
« on: February 05, 2017, 06:26:35 PM »
I should start a petition to genocide all non-pure humans
We tried that back in '39.
I'm talking about the real non-pure humans, white people. Subhumans is what they are, really.
Stay mad when you go snowblind and break all your bones.
Tf is snowblind
sitting in the snow all day fucks with your vision.

if you live somewhere without snow you're not really living, and if you're not living then you're not really human.
So if a deer is in the snow it's human?
Ladies in gentlemen, white people logic.
Hey man, who am I to say that this deer was not a man born in the body of a deer?
what does that mean
It could be a transdeer.
There no such thing as a transdeer
Also I just noticed we're the only two people actually commenting right now
Well shit... are you me?

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The Flood / Re: Super Bowl Thread
« on: February 05, 2017, 06:24:50 PM »
Tide was funny

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The Flood / Re: Saint Skittles would've been 22 today....
« on: February 05, 2017, 06:23:58 PM »
I should start a petition to genocide all non-pure humans
We tried that back in '39.
I'm talking about the real non-pure humans, white people. Subhumans is what they are, really.
Stay mad when you go snowblind and break all your bones.
Tf is snowblind
sitting in the snow all day fucks with your vision.

if you live somewhere without snow you're not really living, and if you're not living then you're not really human.
So if a deer is in the snow it's human?
Ladies in gentlemen, white people logic.
Hey man, who am I to say that this deer was not a man born in the body of a deer?
what does that mean
It could be a transdeer.

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The Flood / Re: Saint Skittles would've been 22 today....
« on: February 05, 2017, 06:21:08 PM »
I should start a petition to genocide all non-pure humans
We tried that back in '39.
I'm talking about the real non-pure humans, white people. Subhumans is what they are, really.
Stay mad when you go snowblind and break all your bones.
Tf is snowblind
sitting in the snow all day fucks with your vision.

if you live somewhere without snow you're not really living, and if you're not living then you're not really human.
So if a deer is in the snow it's human?
Ladies in gentlemen, white people logic.
Hey man, who am I to say that this deer was not a man born in the body of a deer?

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The Flood / Re: Are all futanaris lesbians?
« on: February 05, 2017, 06:18:42 PM »
but have you discovered why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

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The Flood / Re: Saint Skittles would've been 22 today....
« on: February 05, 2017, 06:16:18 PM »
I should start a petition to genocide all non-pure humans
We tried that back in '39.
I'm talking about the real non-pure humans, white people. Subhumans is what they are, really.
Stay mad when you go snowblind and break all your bones.
Tf is snowblind
sitting in the snow all day fucks with your vision.

if you live somewhere without snow you're not really living, and if you're not living then you're not really human.

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The Flood / Re: Are all futanaris lesbians?
« on: February 05, 2017, 06:13:30 PM »
Oh my son, you've got a whole world to discover.

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The Flood / Re: Super Bowl Thread
« on: February 05, 2017, 06:11:18 PM »
Buick was funny

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The Flood / Re: Saint Skittles would've been 22 today....
« on: February 05, 2017, 06:09:24 PM »
I should start a petition to genocide all non-pure humans
We tried that back in '39.
I'm talking about the real non-pure humans, white people. Subhumans is what they are, really.
Stay mad when you go snowblind and break all your bones.

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The Flood / Re: Are all futanaris lesbians?
« on: February 05, 2017, 06:08:23 PM »
It's porn dude, it's for fantasies. But there's still shitloads of futa on male and double futa out there.

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The Flood / Re: Super Bowl Thread
« on: February 05, 2017, 05:59:50 PM »
skittles was funny

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The Flood / Re: Could you kill a man?
« on: February 05, 2017, 05:48:16 PM »
Real niggas from the hood know the answer to this question
Whose alt're you?
it's challenger stop giving him attention
Ask Cheat or LC. Why the fuck would I make an alt of some dread head thug. I would literally rather be muslim.
But mohammed

you are a mooslim

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The Flood / Re: Saint Skittles would've been 22 today....
« on: February 05, 2017, 05:46:19 PM »
I should start a petition to genocide all non-pure humans
We tried that back in '39.

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The Flood / Re: Why don't productive threads get a lot of replies?
« on: February 05, 2017, 04:21:17 PM »
why don't you produce deez nuts

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The Flood / Re: What are Japanese people good for?
« on: February 05, 2017, 02:30:24 PM »
Look at all the inbred honkies in this thread
lol don't you have somewhere to demonstrate for a jew backed paycheck? Or are you just in transit and bored?
Don't you have a sister to be fucking? Or is she too busy getting fucked by Donald Drumpf?
Dude I wish I had a sister to bang. That would be so much easier than trying to get at my cousin.

Ewww! Incest!

Why can't you just fuck a normal girl that's at the legal age of 18 and isn't related to your family? Christ.
Hey bro, I can bang sixteen year olds in this state and I'm gonna take advantage of that law, damn it.

Okay, but incest is still wrong. At least bang someone that's not a family member.

You don't want to get your cousin prego with a deformed ass looking monster.
We're not double cousins so the deformity rate and severity would actually only be the same as me impregnating a 40 year old woman.

Well its still a gamble. Also I still think incest is ew.
Some people say I have a gambling problem. I think it's good odds that I don't though, heck I'd even bet on that.

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The Flood / Re: What are Japanese people good for?
« on: February 05, 2017, 02:29:31 PM »
Look at all the inbred honkies in this thread
lol don't you have somewhere to demonstrate for a jew backed paycheck? Or are you just in transit and bored?
Don't you have a sister to be fucking? Or is she too busy getting fucked by Donald Drumpf?
Dude I wish I had a sister to bang. That would be so much easier than trying to get at my cousin.

Ewww! Incest!

Why can't you just fuck a normal girl that's at the legal age of 18 and isn't related to your family? Christ.

But for real though, am I the only weeb that finds incest to be EVEN MODERATELY unappealing?
yes

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The Flood / Re: What are Japanese people good for?
« on: February 05, 2017, 02:27:22 PM »

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The Flood / Re: What are Japanese people good for?
« on: February 05, 2017, 02:26:26 PM »
Look at all the inbred honkies in this thread
lol don't you have somewhere to demonstrate for a jew backed paycheck? Or are you just in transit and bored?
Don't you have a sister to be fucking? Or is she too busy getting fucked by Donald Drumpf?
Dude I wish I had a sister to bang. That would be so much easier than trying to get at my cousin.

Ewww! Incest!

Why can't you just fuck a normal girl that's at the legal age of 18 and isn't related to your family? Christ.
Hey bro, I can bang sixteen year olds in this state and I'm gonna take advantage of that law, damn it.

Okay, but incest is still wrong. At least bang someone that's not a family member.

You don't want to get your cousin prego with a deformed ass looking monster.
We're not double cousins so the deformity rate and severity would actually only be the same as me impregnating a 40 year old woman.

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The Flood / Re: What are Japanese people good for?
« on: February 05, 2017, 02:23:32 PM »
Look at all the inbred honkies in this thread
lol don't you have somewhere to demonstrate for a jew backed paycheck? Or are you just in transit and bored?
Don't you have a sister to be fucking? Or is she too busy getting fucked by Donald Drumpf?
Dude I wish I had a sister to bang. That would be so much easier than trying to get at my cousin.

Ewww! Incest!

Why can't you just fuck a normal girl that's at the legal age of 18 and isn't related to your family? Christ.
Hey bro, I can bang sixteen year olds in this state and I'm gonna take advantage of that law, damn it.

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