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BEHOLD

A MAN

deez nuts

ha gotem

Its dead. Don't really want another one. I'd rather kill myself than date again.

I have no fucking purpose or absolute reason to date anyone anymore and there are no more single classy women left. Everyone either has some kind of major issue or I am forced to walk around eggshells with them. Political correctness fucking ruined women.

I always thought honesty was key in a relationship but apparently that's a fucking lie now. If you can't be honest with whoever you're with, then how can you even have a strong trusting relationship?

I'd rather be alone or dead.

I think having 2 ex girlfriends in my dating history was enough, I don't need a 3rd. First one was in a fucked up love triangle (which ended really bad) and the second one just didn't work out and was impossible for it to remain stable. For the record, both of them broke up with me, and this is all individual separate times, I don't cheat, I actually hate cheaters. Regardless, I'll still be considered the fucking loser on here either way for being a decent human being.

I swear I don't know if this is just my experience but apparently women really love to fucking argue now or look for a reason to argue even if there is none, and give you shit if you don't argue back. Like what the actual fuck?

I'm tired of getting hurt and being blamed for shit that isn't even my fault to start with, and I'll admit when I'm at fault, because I know I'm not fucking perfect and am a mess, but holy fuck do I really fucking try, I thought it was all about being able to tolerate one another but clearly that's not how shit works anymore, especially with chivalry making you a sexist. Chivalry.... which is something my own mother taught me at young age.... is considered sexist. And its not like I'm romantically challenged, I have no problem with that and can do all that just fine and have actually made her day, but the negatives always seem to be more of the focus with women today, its like they look for a reason to feel and be offended.

Why the ever loving fuck should I even desire another relationship when I'm not even going to be fucking appreciated? Wanna know what makes it worse? When the person you're with will take a petty problem that shouldn't even normally cause an argument and turn it into a fucking mountain of an argument. Small petty shit.

And if all of this itself makes me a fucking incel, all the more reason to stay fucking single. I have no plans to procreate and I don't need my genes to get passed on anyway, hell, I didn't want to even be brought to this planet anyway.

I was born way too fucking late. Fuck my generation.

If you think I should still date, quote this reply and try to change my mind. Otherwise, I'm done. I don't need a woman to complete my life, I don't need ANYONE to complete my life, so no. I'm not going gay.

/rant

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just block they number bruh

Last I checked, no meats except pork and expensive cuts like lamb. For some reason heavy cream and cream cheese are also hard to find. PA is getting hit kinda hard, especially around Monroe and Luzerne County because of the easy access to NJ and NY

Oh yeah, I could imagine Scranton's fucked up from that.

the publix near me looked pretty normal before I left Fl.
aparantly everything's kinda normal here

yta for pranking a safespace bro
not cool

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gg no re

saber gets a battery eventually tho
she goes from low to midlow kek

And I'm just hoarding Quartz right now. How many would be good for me to spam a summon until I get Saber?

so drop rate on 5* servants is 1%
If you do a hundred rolls you should theoretically have one 5* pull.
At 30sq a ten roll this means 300sq minimum.

Now, FGO has no pitty counter and statistics is a fickle bitch, so the standard deviation is more closer to 400-500 sq from sample data of players.
Of course you can also run a particularly cold dry streak and not see any ssr's in 900 sq.

So yeah be prepped to do at least 40 tenners for a banner if you really want that rate up servant. Even more if its split rate up though, so like if two five stars are on at the same time you've got that 1% chance of getting a 5star first and then you've got another head competing for that rate up bonus, so in adition to your normal chance of a spook (non rate up servant showing up instead of the rate up one) you've got an extra chance of not getting the one you want.
That's why the class banners like what we have going on right now are bad if you want someone specific (outside of cases like caster gilles or columbus or johnny sins).

Example: through all of Okita's rate ups I had to spend upwards of 600sq for her first summon. The rest actually came comparatively cheap but man, that first run was rough.
I've never pulled on a rate up for Jeanne but I have four or five of her.
second round of KnK was about 500 sq for my second copy of Void with an Endkidu spook
Jalter's first banner was about 500 usd before two of her appeared in the same ten roll.
I don't want to talk about my Illya rolls but six of her actually came in around a thousand sq and ended up being cheaper than np5ing my medea lilly
Merlin came to me in like, 90sq for two of him though, so sometimes stuff like that happens. I think Melt I got stupid fast too. Third Jalter as well.
Arthur I got in 400sq on the split banner between him and Vlad. Actually wanted a second vlad from that one instead.
My two Shinjuku Archers were actually stupid cheap and came way before my first Hessian Lobo, a 4star that I was actually trying to get from that banner. Fuck Moriarty's geriatric ass I never wanted him.
Abigail was super under the curve for pulling two of her.

so really everything's up in the air and fucking random. Just don't get your hopes in for a banner if you have less than 450sq (or the equivalent in tickets)

Believe it or not I've never actually gotten any Artoria's on her rate up banners. She's NP5(+1USO) for me on pure spook alone. (she'll go back to having a mlb kscope on her after the event in a day so that'll be even more usefull for you with turn one access to her np)

if you haven't figured it out by now I have a fucking problem and when I'm not stockpiling ammunition this is where my disposable income gets thrown to.

edit: oh yeah and I forget that fucking osakabe was an np4 that cost like, maybe 400 sq total. Whack as fuck outlier. My brother got his melt at np5 stupid fucking easy too. Game's whack. Summoning is whack. Rate up is a lie except for when it isnt. Nightingale has been all spook (and one GSSR) too. So yeah be ready to pull five stars that you don't want on banners for servants you do want

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Quote from: Ian on March 23, 2020, 09:49:47 PM

Police force is operated by city and state governments. And the governor of the state deploys the national guard IIRC.

Quote from: Mordo on March 23, 2020, 09:21:32 PM

>biggest, most advanced military in the world
>modernised police force
>difficult to lockdown

Sometimes I think Americans know less about their society than the rest of the world does.

And federal government can overrule the state in a time of crisis no?

Bring it on fed bois, finna molon all the labias up in this fucking quarantine
You ain't keeping me away from my big macs