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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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4081
« on: February 23, 2017, 01:55:50 PM »
Yeah but Desty, this das guy is like... literally a nazi.
Yeah for real fuck that Das guy.
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna find out where he lives and send a prostitute to his house, but he's not gonna know it's a prostitute.
She'll play the innocent act and claim her car broke down on his curb, when really she sabotaged it herself. Then as he helps her repair it they'll grow closer until he invites her to stay and share a meal with him, and as the night progresses, she'll slowly and romantically seduce him. Then, just as he pulls down her panties, he'll get a mouth full of trap cock.
Gud prank.
dude that's pretty gay not gonna lie that would sure show him.
4082
« on: February 23, 2017, 01:54:59 PM »
Pffffft, not even worth a hate-fuck if I was desperate Das.
You really have a boner for Cindy, huh? Oh come on, you totally would.
4083
« on: February 23, 2017, 01:53:47 PM »
Infotainment was a mistake.
4084
« on: February 23, 2017, 01:52:11 PM »
Regressives like Cindy has made the term Nazi mean anything. It's not much of a degrading term anymore Das.
Yeah but Desty, this das guy is like... literally a nazi. You really have a boner for Cindy, huh?
4085
« on: February 23, 2017, 01:48:55 PM »
Yeah but Desty, this das guy is like... literally a nazi.
4086
« on: February 23, 2017, 01:42:38 PM »
>Calling each forum a "board"
2/10 apply yourself. You're better than this Verb, now try again.
actually board and forum are interchangeable
what you're referring to are actually subforums
explain this
what needs to be explained
Why they're not wrapped around my face tbh
That's my land claim, Dietrich. Get off my lawn.
4087
« on: February 23, 2017, 01:40:38 PM »
Psy helped me translate some body writing on a 3d qt trap once.
4088
« on: February 23, 2017, 11:12:23 AM »
idk man that das guy is a pretty shitty nazi
4089
« on: February 23, 2017, 10:46:17 AM »
What are they wrong about?
4090
« on: February 23, 2017, 09:52:32 AM »
Homosexuality is the ultimate form of enlightenment sought by those who like traps.
Traps aren't gay you fucking retard.
4091
« on: February 23, 2017, 08:24:48 AM »
Homosexuality isn't even real.
4092
« on: February 22, 2017, 04:15:27 PM »
>mfw direct descendant of Genghis Khan
I didn't give you permission to post that.
I don't need your permission lmao it's on Google
WHO DID THIS
I'd smash
4093
« on: February 22, 2017, 01:47:07 PM »
Hahaha you are no real white man.
4094
« on: February 22, 2017, 01:25:31 PM »
There's basically softcore rape porn, so yeah, it's pretty fucking bad.
It's also bad in general. Fuck GRRM and fuck this franchise.
Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.
If you enjoy this, fuck you.
That sound p. neat
4095
« on: February 21, 2017, 09:56:21 PM »
Herman Goring and Imperator Caesar Divi Filius Augustus have to team up against Tokugawa Ieyasu and Dwight Eisenhower in bar fight. All combatants are at the prime of their life. Halfway through the fight Harrison Ford shows up as a wildcard.
Who wins?
4096
« on: February 21, 2017, 08:52:01 PM »
whoa man this is getting too metamemetical
4097
« on: February 21, 2017, 08:23:49 PM »
Two absolute truths are as follows  
4098
« on: February 21, 2017, 07:01:59 PM »
Not as long as you have that disgusting pedo mustache.
oh
hey wait, I see what you're doing. You're not getting drag photos out of me, mr. seifuku. Dude... gay.
4099
« on: February 21, 2017, 06:41:24 PM »
Alcohol turns you into a woman Das.
Clearly not.
oh
that's why I have these dresses
don't ask don't tell motherfucker
That got repealed years ago.
4100
« on: February 21, 2017, 06:39:55 PM »
>Implying you didn't know
I'm sure you're trans with all the alcohol you have in your system.
oh
that's why I have these dresses oh hey wait, I see what you're doing. You're not getting drag photos out of me, mr. seifuku.
4101
« on: February 21, 2017, 06:36:24 PM »
Alcohol turns you into a woman Das.
Clearly not.
oh that's why I have these dresses
4102
« on: February 21, 2017, 06:32:57 PM »
They dropped about twelve years ago.
So like
when are you balls gonna drop? Clearly not.
4103
« on: February 21, 2017, 06:30:10 PM »
I'm still straight edge, I'll match your Vladimir vodka with Nesquik chocolate milk.
Bottoms up, son
 So like when are you balls gonna drop?
4104
« on: February 21, 2017, 06:24:55 PM »
Das knows what's up.
Joke? You think that's a funny joke? This is the very scenario which my soul aches for, the very single moment in time for which I live for, and it will never happen so I spend my nights in misery, listening to the same four Dropkick Murphys songs on repeat and drinking Vlad straight out of the handle. Bottoms up, son
4105
« on: February 21, 2017, 05:33:32 PM »
Truth has a bias therefore it's invalid.
4106
« on: February 21, 2017, 03:44:12 PM »
Pants gondola cate
4107
« on: February 21, 2017, 03:25:02 PM »
Chiang Kai-shek and Mao Zedong have to team up in a bar fight against Floyd Mayweather and Francisco Franco. Who wins?
Question: which China is the true China? PRC or ROC?
Trick question. True china died for the last time in 1917. .svg/1200px-Flag_of_the_Qing_Dynasty_(1889-1912).svg.png)
4108
« on: February 21, 2017, 03:05:59 PM »
Chiang Kai-shek and Mao Zedong have to team up in a bar fight against Floyd Mayweather and Francisco Franco. Who wins?
4109
« on: February 21, 2017, 01:35:04 PM »
Do you also happen to subscribe to the very correct belief of time cube?
Forgive my ignorance, but what is time cube?
The singular earth day is wrong. Time occurs un four simultaneous planes joined together in a cube. There are four simultaneous days that happen during one earth rotation. There is no man on earth that foes not have a belly button.
4110
« on: February 21, 2017, 01:32:21 PM »
Joke? You think that's a funny joke? This is the very scenario which my soul aches for, the very single moment in time for which I live for, and it will never happen so I spend my nights in misery, listening to the same four Dropkick Murphys songs on repeat and drinking Vlad straight out of the handle.
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