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3931
« on: March 09, 2017, 12:27:08 PM »
I'm not saying to pass up opportunities if they occur, but I'm not going to get tunnel vision over it either. I have major goals in life outside of companionship.
Passivity never lands a girl. You have to actively engage yourself. No see, the correct answer was "Oh, you're right Dad. You have to exert effort disproportionate to the reward to find a romantic relationship, and then for three years you can expect nothing but her stealing your money in exchange for sexual favors and access to her pussy. That's retarded. I think I'll just buy a dog that I can talk to when I'm home in my apartment and pretend that it's having a conversation with me and forget all about chasing dumb women. Thanks. You have shown me the error of my ways and I no longer desire a three dee pee dee whore."
3932
« on: March 09, 2017, 12:16:30 PM »
Everybody finds love in the end, it'll happen when it happens.
get a girlfriend
Passivity never lands a girl. You have to actively engage yourself.
3933
« on: March 09, 2017, 11:12:16 AM »
Never used an LA bus sorry. I just drive everywhere.
I know. No takes buses anywhere, nevermind walking.
I wonder how easy it is to see that I am a tourist.
"You see that guy? Yeah, he walks everywhere! Fucking foreigner."
Two years ago, A friend of mine and I did the most American thing and drove to a Cheesecake Factory that was right across the road from where we were staying. Paid for parking and then the restaurant told us that they are full.
We weren't even mad.
Just take a cab. Santa Monica is ok but like you shouldn't really be walking around bro.
see like, this is why we just need to genocide the urbanites.
3934
« on: March 09, 2017, 09:46:16 AM »
So he's been lying on his FB for years?
Everyone knows Das is a twink Yes. I'm actually loaf.
3935
« on: March 08, 2017, 10:40:17 PM »
Three inches and phimotic. It's about the thickness of my thumb.
God I fucking wish.
you're not really twinkish enough to have a cute penis
That's not the point. The point is to have every girl I ever show it to laugh in my face and insult me.
when have you ever showed a girl your penis
I mean, it's happened before.
gross
you shouldn't be showing girls your dick, you should be showing me your dick
I'll be honest. If we spend a weekend binge drinking when you're in Scranton, it'll definitely accidentally happen.
You got a couch I can crash on for a visit?
No. I have a floor, or a garage. Or a porch
3936
« on: March 08, 2017, 10:33:07 PM »
Three inches and phimotic. It's about the thickness of my thumb.
God I fucking wish.
you're not really twinkish enough to have a cute penis
That's not the point. The point is to have every girl I ever show it to laugh in my face and insult me.
when have you ever showed a girl your penis
I mean, it's happened before.
gross
you shouldn't be showing girls your dick, you should be showing me your dick
I'll be honest. If we spend a weekend binge drinking when you're in Scranton, it'll definitely accidentally happen.
3937
« on: March 08, 2017, 10:24:55 PM »
Three inches and phimotic. It's about the thickness of my thumb.
God I fucking wish.
you're not really twinkish enough to have a cute penis
That's not the point. The point is to have every girl I ever show it to laugh in my face and insult me.
when have you ever showed a girl your penis
I mean, it's happened before.
3938
« on: March 08, 2017, 10:18:08 PM »
Three inches and phimotic. It's about the thickness of my thumb.
God I fucking wish.
you're not really twinkish enough to have a cute penis
That's not the point. The point is to have every girl I ever show it to laugh in my face and insult me.
3939
« on: March 08, 2017, 10:17:21 PM »
1 inch
When hard
Living the dream.
3940
« on: March 08, 2017, 10:12:29 PM »
Three inches and phimotic. It's about the thickness of my thumb.
God I fucking wish.
3941
« on: March 08, 2017, 07:15:53 PM »
Cabbages, yo.
3942
« on: March 08, 2017, 03:16:06 PM »
When you're a Windows Phone user and SnapCunts have blocked the APIs from being used on the platform so not even a 3rd party app can be created.
Jump ship with me, brother. I abandoned #teamwindowsphone Monday. #noragrets
Yeah I abandoned the team recently too.
bruh you on dat snap game?
3943
« on: March 08, 2017, 12:31:33 PM »
Why?
3944
« on: March 08, 2017, 12:13:04 PM »
When you're a Windows Phone user and SnapCunts have blocked the APIs from being used on the platform so not even a 3rd party app can be created.
Jump ship with me, brother. I abandoned #teamwindowsphone Monday. #noragrets
3945
« on: March 08, 2017, 10:51:34 AM »
Snap me dick pics pls
3946
« on: March 08, 2017, 09:52:06 AM »
A day without women sounds neat.
3947
« on: March 08, 2017, 09:50:38 AM »
I'm going to make Westerns great again.
I was gonna say this
This town ain't big enough for the two of us
Meet me outside the general store at high noon, son.
*spits tobacco on your shoe*
Thems fightin words
*hooks thumbs on gun belt* You best get while the gettin' is good, pilgrim.
3948
« on: March 08, 2017, 09:15:05 AM »
I'm going to make Westerns great again.
I was gonna say this
This town ain't big enough for the two of us
Meet me outside the general store at high noon, son.
3949
« on: March 08, 2017, 08:44:48 AM »
I'm going to make Westerns great again.
3950
« on: March 07, 2017, 06:38:22 PM »
wat
3951
« on: March 07, 2017, 03:26:31 PM »
@cheat
WHERE THE FUCK IS LEMON
fighting isis
3952
« on: March 07, 2017, 02:59:15 PM »
How the fuck are Asians and Arabs and Slavs and Italians, and Spaniards and Denisovan descended peoples white?
Are you saying they are black?
I'm saying they aren't white.
the basis of spaniard dna is basque/paleo-iberian and the basques are literally the ONLY true whites on the planet
But Iberians aren't white.
you telling me literal cro-magnon fuckers who have been in europe for 40,000+ years are less white than your horde of central asian indo-european invaders?
If your genome sequence isn't largely Neanderthal influenced then you're not white.
how do we get back to this
Nazi inspired eugenics programs.
3953
« on: March 07, 2017, 02:35:52 PM »
How the fuck are Asians and Arabs and Slavs and Italians, and Spaniards and Denisovan descended peoples white?
Are you saying they are black?
I'm saying they aren't white.
the basis of spaniard dna is basque/paleo-iberian and the basques are literally the ONLY true whites on the planet
But Iberians aren't white.
you telling me literal cro-magnon fuckers who have been in europe for 40,000+ years are less white than your horde of central asian indo-european invaders?
If your genome sequence isn't largely Neanderthal influenced then you're not white.
3954
« on: March 07, 2017, 02:26:44 PM »
How the fuck are Asians and Arabs and Slavs and Italians, and Spaniards and Denisovan descended peoples white?
Are you saying they are black?
I'm saying they aren't white.
the basis of spaniard dna is basque/paleo-iberian and the basques are literally the ONLY true whites on the planet
But Iberians aren't white.
3955
« on: March 07, 2017, 12:35:50 PM »
How the fuck are Asians and Arabs and Slavs and Italians, and Spaniards and Denisovan descended peoples white?
Are you saying they are black?
I'm saying they aren't white.
3956
« on: March 07, 2017, 11:40:46 AM »
How the fuck are Asians and Arabs and Slavs and Italians, and Spaniards and Denisovan descended peoples white?
3957
« on: March 07, 2017, 08:27:59 AM »
Kill whitey.
3958
« on: March 06, 2017, 11:03:36 PM »
Jews did 911
3959
« on: March 06, 2017, 05:43:16 PM »
this fad sucks
3960
« on: March 06, 2017, 03:12:57 PM »
Little change, but yeah, more menacing looking. Good move.
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