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The Flood / Re: Who has the biggest penis thread (no lying)
« on: March 09, 2017, 12:16:30 PM »
Everybody finds love in the end, it'll happen when it happens.

get a girlfriend
Passivity never lands a girl. You have to actively engage yourself.

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The Flood / Re: Anyone from LA, can you explain how buses work here?
« on: March 09, 2017, 11:12:16 AM »
Never used an LA bus sorry. I just drive everywhere.
I know. No takes buses anywhere, nevermind walking.
I wonder how easy it is to see that I am a tourist.
"You see that guy? Yeah, he walks everywhere! Fucking foreigner."

Two years ago, A friend of mine and I did the most American thing and drove to a Cheesecake Factory that was right across the road from where we were staying. Paid for parking and then the restaurant told us that they are full.
We weren't even mad.
Just take a cab. Santa Monica is ok but like you shouldn't really be walking around bro.
see like, this is why we just need to genocide the urbanites.

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So he's been lying on his FB for years?

Everyone knows Das is a twink
Yes. I'm actually loaf.

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The Flood / Re: Who has the biggest penis thread (no lying)
« on: March 08, 2017, 10:40:17 PM »
Three inches and phimotic. It's about the thickness of my thumb.


God I fucking wish.
you're not really twinkish enough to have a cute penis
That's not the point. The point is to have every girl I ever show it to laugh in my face and insult me.
when have you ever showed a girl your penis
I mean, it's happened before.
gross

you shouldn't be showing girls your dick, you should be showing me your dick
I'll be honest. If we spend a weekend binge drinking when you're in Scranton, it'll definitely accidentally happen.

You got a couch I can crash on for a visit?
No.
I have a floor, or a garage. Or a porch

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The Flood / Re: Who has the biggest penis thread (no lying)
« on: March 08, 2017, 10:33:07 PM »
Three inches and phimotic. It's about the thickness of my thumb.


God I fucking wish.
you're not really twinkish enough to have a cute penis
That's not the point. The point is to have every girl I ever show it to laugh in my face and insult me.
when have you ever showed a girl your penis
I mean, it's happened before.
gross

you shouldn't be showing girls your dick, you should be showing me your dick
I'll be honest. If we spend a weekend binge drinking when you're in Scranton, it'll definitely accidentally happen.

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The Flood / Re: Who has the biggest penis thread (no lying)
« on: March 08, 2017, 10:24:55 PM »
Three inches and phimotic. It's about the thickness of my thumb.


God I fucking wish.
you're not really twinkish enough to have a cute penis
That's not the point. The point is to have every girl I ever show it to laugh in my face and insult me.
when have you ever showed a girl your penis
I mean, it's happened before.

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The Flood / Re: Who has the biggest penis thread (no lying)
« on: March 08, 2017, 10:18:08 PM »
Three inches and phimotic. It's about the thickness of my thumb.


God I fucking wish.
you're not really twinkish enough to have a cute penis
That's not the point. The point is to have every girl I ever show it to laugh in my face and insult me.

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The Flood / Re: Who has the biggest penis thread (no lying)
« on: March 08, 2017, 10:17:21 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Who has the biggest penis thread (no lying)
« on: March 08, 2017, 10:12:29 PM »
Three inches and phimotic. It's about the thickness of my thumb.


God I fucking wish.

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The Flood / Re: What's your favorite vegetable?
« on: March 08, 2017, 07:15:53 PM »
Cabbages, yo.

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The Flood / Re: Verb get snapchat pls
« on: March 08, 2017, 03:16:06 PM »
When you're a Windows Phone user and SnapCunts have blocked the APIs from being used on the platform so not even a 3rd party app can be created.
Jump ship with me, brother. I abandoned #teamwindowsphone Monday. #noragrets
Yeah I abandoned the team recently too.
bruh you on dat snap game?

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The Flood / Re: I just shaved my genitals AMA
« on: March 08, 2017, 12:31:33 PM »
Why?

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The Flood / Re: Verb get snapchat pls
« on: March 08, 2017, 12:13:04 PM »
When you're a Windows Phone user and SnapCunts have blocked the APIs from being used on the platform so not even a 3rd party app can be created.
Jump ship with me, brother. I abandoned #teamwindowsphone Monday. #noragrets

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The Flood / Re: Verb get snapchat pls
« on: March 08, 2017, 10:51:34 AM »
Snap me dick pics pls

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Serious / Re: International Women's Day
« on: March 08, 2017, 09:52:06 AM »
A day without women sounds neat.

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I'm going to make Westerns great again.
I was gonna say this

This town ain't big enough for the two of us
Meet me outside the general store at high noon, son.
*spits tobacco on your shoe*

Thems fightin words
*hooks thumbs on gun belt*

You best get while the gettin' is good, pilgrim.

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I'm going to make Westerns great again.
I was gonna say this

This town ain't big enough for the two of us
Meet me outside the general store at high noon, son.

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I'm going to make Westerns great again.

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The Flood / Re: tfw all hours of the day have become real nigga hours
« on: March 07, 2017, 03:26:31 PM »
@cheat
WHERE THE FUCK IS LEMON
fighting isis

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The Flood / Re: Who would win a race war?
« on: March 07, 2017, 02:59:15 PM »
How the fuck are Asians and Arabs and Slavs and Italians, and Spaniards and Denisovan descended peoples white?
Are you saying they are black?
I'm saying they aren't white.
the basis of spaniard dna is basque/paleo-iberian and the basques are literally the ONLY true whites on the planet
But Iberians aren't white.
you telling me literal cro-magnon fuckers who have been in europe for 40,000+ years are less white than your horde of central asian indo-european invaders?
If your genome sequence isn't largely Neanderthal influenced then you're not white.

how do we get back to this
Nazi inspired eugenics programs.

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The Flood / Re: Who would win a race war?
« on: March 07, 2017, 02:35:52 PM »
How the fuck are Asians and Arabs and Slavs and Italians, and Spaniards and Denisovan descended peoples white?
Are you saying they are black?
I'm saying they aren't white.
the basis of spaniard dna is basque/paleo-iberian and the basques are literally the ONLY true whites on the planet
But Iberians aren't white.
you telling me literal cro-magnon fuckers who have been in europe for 40,000+ years are less white than your horde of central asian indo-european invaders?
If your genome sequence isn't largely Neanderthal influenced then you're not white.

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The Flood / Re: Who would win a race war?
« on: March 07, 2017, 02:26:44 PM »
How the fuck are Asians and Arabs and Slavs and Italians, and Spaniards and Denisovan descended peoples white?
Are you saying they are black?
I'm saying they aren't white.
the basis of spaniard dna is basque/paleo-iberian and the basques are literally the ONLY true whites on the planet
But Iberians aren't white.

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The Flood / Re: Who would win a race war?
« on: March 07, 2017, 12:35:50 PM »
How the fuck are Asians and Arabs and Slavs and Italians, and Spaniards and Denisovan descended peoples white?
Are you saying they are black?
I'm saying they aren't white.

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The Flood / Re: Who would win a race war?
« on: March 07, 2017, 11:40:46 AM »
How the fuck are Asians and Arabs and Slavs and Italians, and Spaniards and Denisovan descended peoples white?

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The Flood / Re: White people smh
« on: March 07, 2017, 08:27:59 AM »
Kill whitey.

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The Flood / Re: users are random pictures from my phone
« on: March 06, 2017, 11:03:36 PM »
Jews did 911

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The Flood / Re: Users are Heartless from Kingdom Hearts
« on: March 06, 2017, 05:43:16 PM »
this fad sucks

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Little change, but yeah, more menacing looking. Good move.

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Serious / Re: Am I Being Detained?
« on: March 06, 2017, 02:31:19 PM »
I used to think that Sovereign Citizens were the worst representation of modern Libertarianism... then I learned about Free Inhabitants.
If you want yo basically be an anarchist, move to Somalia.

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