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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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3871
« on: March 13, 2017, 04:29:16 PM »
Nope. They've touched the water before, but you'd have to be really sitting weird to poop in your own balls.
how loose is your sack if they touch the water
they get very very dangly in the summer months.
3872
« on: March 13, 2017, 03:54:42 PM »
Years later I still do not understand the adoration for Django Unchained. You can only watch Will Smith yell nigger so many times before it becomes annoying... And you end up well past that point in the near three hours of length there.
Django Unchained is fucking brilliant you pleb.
But it was just Boss Nigger meets Django (1966) with nothing new or profound to bring to the table.
3873
« on: March 13, 2017, 02:45:26 PM »
God damn it Ahmed I'm not buying you a gun
3874
« on: March 13, 2017, 02:19:04 PM »
Is Das buying people guns? I want one too then.
Screenshotting this and sending it to every major law journal in europe.
What if it's an American law journal? Maybe I'll get bonus points then.
>American law journals >being anything but liberal media
3875
« on: March 13, 2017, 01:42:32 PM »
Years later I still do not understand the adoration for Django Unchained. You can only watch Will Smith yell nigger so many times before it becomes annoying... And you end up well past that point in the near three hours of length there.
3876
« on: March 13, 2017, 10:38:28 AM »
I've never measured but I've been told it's minimum 8,
If it was by a girly, they don't know how to estimate measurements
Not even close, they always add two inches.
It's usually men's fault though, women go their whole life being told that six inches is actually nine. It's why female pilots always flair late on landings.
3877
« on: March 13, 2017, 09:55:26 AM »
Nope. They've touched the water before, but you'd have to be really sitting weird to poop in your own balls.
3878
« on: March 13, 2017, 12:00:39 AM »
das assassin will give me the succ if you buy me a 1911
why would I care about that?
don't you want me to be happy
no
butt you love me
no
listen here faggot.
You're gonna buy me a god damned 1911 or I'm going to get my hands on one and shove it up your ass with your dick locked in a chastity cage so tight scientists will look to it as proof of contained singularities existing in localized space.
that sounds fun
3879
« on: March 12, 2017, 11:44:30 PM »
das assassin will give me the succ if you buy me a 1911
why would I care about that?
don't you want me to be happy
no
butt you love me
no
3880
« on: March 12, 2017, 11:28:19 PM »
das assassin will give me the succ if you buy me a 1911
why would I care about that?
don't you want me to be happy
no
3881
« on: March 12, 2017, 11:24:47 PM »
das assassin will give me the succ if you buy me a 1911
why would I care about that?
3882
« on: March 12, 2017, 11:18:54 PM »
3883
« on: March 12, 2017, 11:07:45 PM »
I'm not going to straw purchase a handgun for an ex-con and prior junkie no matter how much you promise to suck my dick.
3884
« on: March 12, 2017, 11:06:53 PM »
no
3885
« on: March 12, 2017, 11:04:56 PM »
yes you are
3886
« on: March 12, 2017, 11:02:32 PM »
no
3887
« on: March 12, 2017, 10:26:43 PM »
Jaden Smith
3888
« on: March 12, 2017, 10:09:59 PM »
Ruger SR series?
Probably an SR9
I could track it down, but the serial number was filed off.
Real talk though, when are you gonna buy me a 1911 to pistol whip zionists with?
Why the fuck would I buy anyone else who isn't me a 1911?
3889
« on: March 12, 2017, 09:53:57 PM »
Ruger SR series?
3890
« on: March 12, 2017, 02:19:05 PM »
>The CIA can hack a smart car and drive you off a cliff with you having zero control of your imminent demise
I find this both scary on the part of our government and stupid how smart cars don't have a feature that gives the driver behind the wheel more control over what the computer says.
>The CIA unironically has a Meme Warfare Center
I don't know if I should laugh or be terrified.
gotta keep up with all these crazy new right wing fascist hate symbols, fam. 
3891
« on: March 12, 2017, 02:15:05 PM »
Orca's are not sharks
who cares retard, they're both fish
But whales aren't fish.
Orca's aren't whales :^)
Dolphins aren't fish either.
3892
« on: March 12, 2017, 12:17:22 PM »
People just really like to be offended with out realizing what they're being offended over.
3893
« on: March 12, 2017, 09:09:31 AM »
Orca's are not sharks
who cares retard, they're both fish
But whales aren't fish.
3894
« on: March 11, 2017, 08:38:10 PM »
Y'all are some ignorant ass assin ass motherfuckers
witch doctor get ye gone
3895
« on: March 11, 2017, 08:21:35 PM »
What in the fuck is that?
3896
« on: March 11, 2017, 07:41:58 PM »
Just stick your dick in her eye socket, fam. Chicks love that.
3897
« on: March 11, 2017, 05:06:26 PM »
Birds
Are
Not
That
Important
Back the fuck of before you get smacked the fuck up
B A N T I A N T I
3898
« on: March 11, 2017, 05:05:45 PM »
Can't hardly stand radio anymore. Too many commercials and the same songs every day.
3899
« on: March 11, 2017, 03:55:18 PM »
Birds
Are
Not
That
Important
3900
« on: March 11, 2017, 07:24:29 AM »
I am a normal working adult. Today I will be travelling to the hardware store to purchase salt for my water softener.
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