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Messages - DAS B00T x2

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The Flood / Re: I looked out this morning, and the sun was gone.
« on: March 15, 2017, 08:50:15 PM »
I woke up, ate breakfast, and drove to work.

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I mean... Aids isn't quite the death sentence that it used to be... but GOD FUCKING DAMN NO the quarantine and eradication of life threatening diseases is an absolutely okay place for Government to step in and people who spread HIV in this manner should still be demonized and subject to felony arrest because that shit can still fuck up your life.
And really intentional spreading of any serious disease should be viewed as domestic terrorism via biological warfare.

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Serious / Re: JonTron and Destiny debate immigration and race
« on: March 15, 2017, 08:23:04 PM »
Is his data even legit? I saw the one where apparently the highest bracket earners for blacks commit more crimes than the lowest bracket whites. That can't be true like wtf
As a broad generalization in those words it might be untrue, but homicides per capita, upper middle class blacks will kill more people than working poor whites.


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The Flood / Re: What's up GAy losers who like men haha
« on: March 15, 2017, 02:36:52 PM »
OP has a fetish for gay losers
What a faggot

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Gaming / Re: When did 'story' become 'campaign'
« on: March 15, 2017, 10:44:10 AM »
I mean, it's been a thing for a long time.


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dude it's fucking midnight in texas why are you going on a date now?

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The Flood / Re: OwO what's this
« on: March 14, 2017, 04:22:29 PM »
Das, you got me on that speedloader for my 92fs? After three hundred rounds my hand starts to cramp.
wat

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The Flood / Re: When will the madness end
« on: March 14, 2017, 03:06:16 PM »
that makes no sense

a trans lesbian is a straight man
or they're bisexual

GASP
No such thing.

But all women are bisexual
Wrong. They all just want attention.

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The Flood / Re: When will the madness end
« on: March 14, 2017, 02:56:06 PM »
that makes no sense

a trans lesbian is a straight man
or they're bisexual

GASP
No such thing.

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The Flood / Re: The Alt Right Theme Song
« on: March 14, 2017, 12:25:24 PM »
We already have an anthem brah. It's our divine proof that meme magic is real and Kek wants us to deliver his vengeance to the world.
YouTube

Shadilay, my brothers.

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The Flood / Re: WTF
« on: March 14, 2017, 09:31:55 AM »
It was me, Dio.

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The Flood / Re: OwO what's this
« on: March 14, 2017, 09:28:36 AM »
>country suffering from knife attack epidemic
>bans proper spray

GG, England

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Heh, what would you like to do there? Any places you would like to see?
I want to patronize the establishment of the cabbage merchant.

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The Flood / Re: Should I Eat A Bag of Chips?
« on: March 13, 2017, 11:13:57 PM »
fuck yeah dude, salt and vinegar bro

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The Flood / Re: Literally an alcoholic rn
« on: March 13, 2017, 11:11:22 PM »
>2017
>Drinking the liquid Jew
>MMXVII
>Being a square

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The Flood / Re: Literally an alcoholic rn
« on: March 13, 2017, 11:00:54 PM »
So do you actually get sick if you don't drink alcohol?
ngl, it's kinda like caffeine withdraw if I don't have a drink for a few days.

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The Flood / Re: Literally an alcoholic rn
« on: March 13, 2017, 10:57:58 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Very addicted to sex
« on: March 13, 2017, 10:42:32 PM »
I wish I had the ability to shitpost about my life.
It's super easy dude. Watch this
http://sep7agon.net/the-flood/literally-an-alcoholic-rn/new/#new

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The Flood / Literally an alcoholic rn
« on: March 13, 2017, 10:41:32 PM »
No work tomorrow because blizzard? Better drink Vodka and smoke cigars all night with disregard of the fact that i have to physically remove snow tomorrow.

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The Flood / Re: Very addicted to sex
« on: March 13, 2017, 10:36:50 PM »
One reason why I'm very confused as to why it's higher is because I have ZERO testosterone in my body right now. I ran out of juice mid cycle and my guy hasn't been available smh. It's been a few weeks and I'm surprised my dick still works
It's your body going crazy and flooding your systems with T after a sudden stoppage of your usual outside source.

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Serious / Re: Let's talk about robots.
« on: March 13, 2017, 10:09:05 PM »
Well, I've got guns and I've got ammo.
I'm good for the worker's revolution.

I mean, until the liberals take them from me, and then we will all have no means by which to confront the oppressive
Bourgeois or the corrupt Oligarchy that works for them.

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The Flood / Re: OwO what's this
« on: March 13, 2017, 07:13:43 PM »
Let me get a pepperoni pizza over here
no

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The Flood / Re: OwO what's this
« on: March 13, 2017, 07:05:06 PM »
God damn it Ahmed I'm not buying you a gun

Buy me booze
I had to pay a dollar to get out of your fucking state last night. Buy your own booze.

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL YOU COULDA BOUGHT ME LAST NIGHT YOU FUCK
I went to Newark, not Camden.

Fuck newark
Fuck Jersey in general

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The Flood / Re: OwO what's this
« on: March 13, 2017, 06:55:21 PM »
God damn it Ahmed I'm not buying you a gun

Buy me booze
I had to pay a dollar to get out of your fucking state last night. Buy your own booze.

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL YOU COULDA BOUGHT ME LAST NIGHT YOU FUCK
I went to Newark, not Camden.

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The Flood / Re: OwO what's this
« on: March 13, 2017, 06:09:47 PM »

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The Flood / Re: OwO what's this
« on: March 13, 2017, 05:55:25 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Do your balls ever get in the way when you poop?
« on: March 13, 2017, 05:45:47 PM »
Nope. They've touched the water before, but you'd have to be really sitting weird to poop in your own balls.
how loose is your sack if they touch the water
they get very very dangly in the summer months.
does it feel nice just asking for a friend haha
It's cold and refreshing.
Assuming the water is clean.

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The Flood / Re: OwO what's this
« on: March 13, 2017, 05:37:35 PM »
God damn it Ahmed I'm not buying you a gun

Buy me booze
I had to pay a dollar to get out of your fucking state last night. Buy your own booze.

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