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Messages - DAS B00T x2

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37531
The Flood / Re: I'm a benevolent goddess. AMA
« on: August 05, 2014, 07:53:09 PM »
You ever breed those monitors?

37532
The Flood / Re: What would you do?
« on: August 05, 2014, 07:52:00 PM »
Say "Mkay, now just sit down right there on that chair on my porch," grab one of the various weapons in this house, call 911 about the situation, and sit on my stoop with a beer. 

37533
The Flood / Re: I will also answer any question with TOTAL honesty
« on: August 05, 2014, 07:49:14 PM »
You seem like the kind of guy who happens to have an Oedipus complex. Am I right?

37534
Serious / Re: UN Reviewing Bombing of Refugee Center in Gaza
« on: August 05, 2014, 07:42:41 PM »
I would let you work on my helicopter.
I've become an expert on helicoptering.
Now, since there's two of us though, one has to spin in a different direction so as to counter the torque or each rotor. This is called "the Chinook".

37535
The Flood / Re: Heyyyy!!!!!! Guess who's here?
« on: August 05, 2014, 07:39:38 PM »
This looks amazing, but I don't think it's gay enough in here.
So what you're saying is that I need to step up my game?

37536
Serious / Re: UN Reviewing Bombing of Refugee Center in Gaza
« on: August 05, 2014, 06:54:44 PM »
>israeli soldier publicly announces he killed 13 children
>still denies it

Israel has some serious brain washing going on if you're going to be in denial of the truth.

http://globalvoicesonline.org/2014/08/03/israeli-army-whistle-blower-leaks-account-of-revenge-attacks-against-civilians-by-israeli-troops-in-gazas-shujaiyya/
Are you going to deny this also?
Let me explain the point that he's trying to make.

 I could take this picture here, put it on facebook or twitter with a caption about how that blade was in an Afghan girl's throat as a stupid joke or while tying to be an internet tough guy and suddenly become a tool of anti-American propaganda as that post is circulated through the internet. 
We'd know it's bullshit as I'm a helicopter mechanic who's never even deployed, but nobody else does.

37537
You are so fucking cool. How do I be like you?
Step one: Acquire a botched lobotomy.

37538
We weren't going to tell you. But you're clinically retarded.
Thanks for breaking the news, doc. I was too worried it might upset him if I did it, but you always have such a way with words.

37539
The Flood / Re: Would you give "Self-Driving" cars a chance?
« on: August 05, 2014, 05:52:31 PM »
Haha. I have not talked to or seen him in a while. Did he make progress with that girl at work?

Yes, I am going off-topic. I do not care.
I don't know. Last I heard was that he was still afraid to ask her out.

37540
The Flood / Re: Would you give "Self-Driving" cars a chance?
« on: August 05, 2014, 05:49:54 PM »
He better not expect roadhead. Nobody in the world wants to touch that uncircumcised dick.
Road head? I wouldn't trust him to hold hands with someone and not crash.

37541
The Flood / Re: Would you give "Self-Driving" cars a chance?
« on: August 05, 2014, 05:48:04 PM »
Sounds like a deal. Who is driving though?
Ian.

37542
The Flood / Re: Would you give "Self-Driving" cars a chance?
« on: August 05, 2014, 05:46:36 PM »
You, me, roadtrip.
You buy the gas, I buy the booze?

37543
#Offtopic is actually a much worse place now without good ol' Sentra there to constantly make a fool of himself.

37544
The Flood / Re: Would you give "Self-Driving" cars a chance?
« on: August 05, 2014, 04:32:04 PM »
I enjoy driving too much.

37545
The Flood / Re: The Dapper Lad of West Philly
« on: August 05, 2014, 02:18:28 PM »

37547
But we already have.

37548
The Flood / Re: Worst group back on Bungie.net
« on: August 05, 2014, 01:55:27 PM »
Was there ever a National Socialists group?
Well, Coup d Bungie did attempt a Furrycaust... and then later on a Ponycaust.

37549
The Flood / Re: Official motherfucking desktop wallpaper thread
« on: August 05, 2014, 01:37:01 PM »
one of the images got uploaded twice
>british tonks
i've been captured by mi6 and am being forced to have british themed wallpapers

please send help
Seal Team Delta Recon Para Rangers inbound! We'll have you freer than white christian male in 1760's Massachusetts faster than you can read this back!

37551
The Flood / Re: Why can't we just spell phonetically?
« on: August 05, 2014, 01:24:47 PM »
Blame the French for fucking up the English language.



Sure thing pal.
Everyone else is dumb. That's totally a fucking apple that looks like a pine cone, so it's a pineapple!

37552
The Flood / Re: Official motherfucking desktop wallpaper thread
« on: August 05, 2014, 01:06:06 PM »

37553
The Flood / Re: Official motherfucking desktop wallpaper thread
« on: August 05, 2014, 12:49:25 PM »
They cycle every fifteen minutes.
Note to self: acquire more Kyoko wallpapers

Upload those to an imgur album imo
Are you asking for them?

37554
Serious / Re: Legalizing marijuana.
« on: August 05, 2014, 12:46:45 PM »
It should be legal all across the world. War would literally never happen.
That's stupid. War rarely happens because of marijuana as it is..
I'm saying marijuana would just make everyone more peaceful.
Bong rips wont solve the Israel/Palestine kerfuffle.
If you got Hamas and Israeli leaders into a room and passed a bowl around, I assure you it would.
Brah, the craziest colored bud you'll ever see grows free just to the east of them. The problem is that both Israel and Hamas's leaders are paranoid stoners.

37555
The Flood / Re: My dog keeps talking about me behind my back
« on: August 05, 2014, 12:37:49 PM »
Contrary to popular belief, if you dog is not obeying the best thing you can do is mount it and show dominance.
He's right.

37556
The Flood / Re: Official motherfucking desktop wallpaper thread
« on: August 05, 2014, 12:24:17 PM »
They cycle every fifteen minutes.
Note to self: acquire more Kyoko wallpapers

37557
The Flood / Re: Why can't we just spell phonetically?
« on: August 05, 2014, 12:17:25 PM »
Blame the French for fucking up the English language.

37558
The Flood / Re: Worst group back on Bungie.net
« on: August 04, 2014, 09:28:00 PM »
Coup d Bungie
I really don't know what they were thinking when they put me in a position of power...

37559
The Flood / Re: Worst group back on Bungie.net
« on: August 04, 2014, 08:46:02 PM »
I expected Sapphire.

37560
brb, chugging liquid freedom

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