What I gathered from this thread:
PSU likes Cowpie
Everyone thinks Cowpie is a closet gay
Cowpie doesn't think he's sexually atracted to much of anything
Some guy names KTAN cured himself of being gay through the love of Jesus Christ
Challenger's Uncle pulled a Jeff Gordan and got married  and had kids because he couldn't accept himself, but finally did as an old man.

Please tell me if I'm wrong here.

I don't get why they didn't just let them A) return to their homes in Europe or B) give them a little patch of land in America, the Americas literally worship the Jews

Well, we did send away a boat of Jewish refugees just before the war... I don't think America really like them back them, and since the UK had control over the area that is Palestine because of the Mandate, they pretty much thought "Oh, hey, well lets just insert a Jewish state here so these guys don't just flood our nation as political refugees." I also imagine that a lot of the German Jews didn't fancy the idea of returning to the nation that just killed about 250k of them.

History lesson inbound, since some folks could use it.

Problem is, one day after the Mandate ends and the Jewish State is declared as an independent nation, soldiers from many Arab League nations as well as Palestinian irregulars attacked Israel. This conflict is called the 1948 Palestinian war, the result of which lead to massive land gains and population increases (as many Jews were banished from Arab nations during/after the war) for the Jewish nation, the Egyptian occupation of the Gaza Strip, West Bank being controlled by Jordan, and a very tenuous peace agreement that left the area about as stable as a powder keg in an oven. Throughout the 50's, the Fedayeen continued to attack and harass Israeli people and territory in an ongoing guerrilla war while residing in Egypt controlled Gaza. Israel fought back with French and British support after Egypt closed the Suez and drove them back past the Sinai peninsula, but returned the land as part of a UN lead agreement that guaranteed Israeli shipping rights through the canal and in the red sea. Then in the 60's, Russia decided to fuck things up and tell Israel's neighbors that the Jews were gathering massive armies near their borders. Egypt decided to not fact check this, and mobilized a large army east of Sinai. This alarmed Israel greatly, who launched a preemptive strike, driving into the Sinai as Jordan and Syria attack from the North and the armies of Iraq come to aid their Muslim brothers.  We all know how the 6 day war ended, Israel took the Sinai peninsula and the Golan Heights as it's own while occupying West Bank and Gaza, which lead to even more tension and minor fighting until 1973, when Egypt and Syria attacked Israel during both Yom Kippur and Ramadan. That war ended up with the Muslim invaders, once again, driven out of Jewish lands.

Tl:dr, Bongland inserted a jewish state where the Ottoman empire used to be, Arabs got mad, tried to kill the jews, were beaten back every time, and now cry  about Israeli aggression when they constantly provoke the state.

If you don't drink Mountain Dew than fuck you.

>mfw I've never seen the media that they are in
>mfw I have no face

>mfw there are people who haven't see Escape from NY/LA

I'm too lazy to do any of those.

Because Indian food lacks any flavor other than "hot".

Nuclear has the option for leaving me alive the longest with some messed up shit happening, so I'm gonna go with that.
At least biological warfare should kill me pretty quick, same for chemical attacks.

I'm a grown adult and don't speak in memes.

Cool story, bro.

I have a few erotic tales, if you want them.

Have any new ones since the Halo Reach forum days?

Aww, it's kinda funny though, when I tell someone to grab my bottle opener and they're looking around for minutes and even staring right at the thing.
I'm a chinook guy though. As soon as I saw that my scores were good enough for aviation, I was like "Chinooks!", 'cause those giant ass flying school buses are cool as hell to me.

I know what I'd get on.

Is it me? 'Cause I'd totally get on me.

Uhhhhhhhhh. No...not really...

Oh... well tell him to get on that.

Do you win the award of biggest britbong on the internet?

He's not even half the Bong that Lonepaul is.

God. Fucking. Damnit.
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Spoiler

Oh my poor little sheltered Ossku... hasn't Byrne cured you of that yet?