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Messages - DAS B00T x2
37501
« on: August 05, 2014, 11:23:32 PM »
Because Indian food lacks any flavor other than "hot".
37502
« on: August 05, 2014, 11:21:05 PM »
Oh mister admin holy man thing guy, can we have Coup?
37503
« on: August 05, 2014, 11:20:21 PM »
Nuclear has the option for leaving me alive the longest with some messed up shit happening, so I'm gonna go with that.
At least biological warfare should kill me pretty quick, same for chemical attacks.
37504
« on: August 05, 2014, 11:02:28 PM »
You know what happens when there's the power vacuum of true anarchy? African warlords.
37505
« on: August 05, 2014, 11:00:24 PM »
I'm a grown adult and don't speak in memes.
Cool story, bro.
37506
« on: August 05, 2014, 10:59:45 PM »
Only if you're shitposting on me.
37507
« on: August 05, 2014, 10:49:08 PM »
I have a few erotic tales, if you want them.
Have any new ones since the Halo Reach forum days?
37508
« on: August 05, 2014, 10:44:22 PM »
I dispatched a Verti-assault team to some guys location, whoever he was.
37509
« on: August 05, 2014, 09:36:08 PM »
Aww, it's kinda funny though, when I tell someone to grab my bottle opener and they're looking around for minutes and even staring right at the thing.
I'm a chinook guy though. As soon as I saw that my scores were good enough for aviation, I was like "Chinooks!", 'cause those giant ass flying school buses are cool as hell to me.
37510
« on: August 05, 2014, 09:27:03 PM »
I dont think he's into that <.<
I can change that.
37511
« on: August 05, 2014, 08:26:29 PM »
I know what I'd get on.
Is it me? 'Cause I'd totally get on me.
37512
« on: August 05, 2014, 08:25:30 PM »
Do you have a name for this mythical weapon of mass destruction?
"Soul taker"?
"Throat splitter"?
I call my 40mm GLA The Jabberwocky. Because screaming "unleash the Jabberwocky!" Is more fun than screaming "GLA firing now!"
I call it Bottle Opener, because I open wine bottles with it.
37513
« on: August 05, 2014, 08:24:01 PM »
Uhhhhhhhhh. No...not really...
Oh... well tell him to get on that.
37514
« on: August 05, 2014, 08:21:42 PM »
...wha?
Hasn't he shown you the wonders that only BL can bring?
37515
« on: August 05, 2014, 08:18:53 PM »
Do you win the award of biggest britbong on the internet?
He's not even half the Bong that Lonepaul is.
37516
« on: August 05, 2014, 08:14:12 PM »
Bitch, I'm fabulous.
2fab4me
37517
« on: August 05, 2014, 08:12:05 PM »
God. Fucking. Damnit.
;_______;
Oh my poor little sheltered Ossku... hasn't Byrne cured you of that yet?
37518
« on: August 05, 2014, 08:09:13 PM »
I'd suggest making a cream pie, but I don't think that's your style.
Chocolate cream pie would be okay.
37519
« on: August 05, 2014, 08:08:20 PM »
*vomits*
lol Such fervent denial, though. You sure?
37520
« on: August 05, 2014, 07:59:14 PM »
I am kind
But that guy was a douche!
37521
« on: August 05, 2014, 07:58:08 PM »
I immediately regret what i said.
...
And i dont remember that...
Oh come on, Oss. I make amazing pancakes!
37522
« on: August 05, 2014, 07:54:47 PM »
Absolutely.
You still never gave me an answer about breakfast.
37523
« on: August 05, 2014, 07:53:09 PM »
You ever breed those monitors?
37524
« on: August 05, 2014, 07:52:00 PM »
Say "Mkay, now just sit down right there on that chair on my porch," grab one of the various weapons in this house, call 911 about the situation, and sit on my stoop with a beer.
37525
« on: August 05, 2014, 07:49:14 PM »
You seem like the kind of guy who happens to have an Oedipus complex. Am I right?
37526
« on: August 05, 2014, 07:42:41 PM »
I would let you work on my helicopter.
I've become an expert on helicoptering. Now, since there's two of us though, one has to spin in a different direction so as to counter the torque or each rotor. This is called "the Chinook".
37527
« on: August 05, 2014, 07:39:38 PM »
This looks amazing, but I don't think it's gay enough in here.
So what you're saying is that I need to step up my game?
37528
« on: August 05, 2014, 06:54:44 PM »
>israeli soldier publicly announces he killed 13 children
>still denies it
Israel has some serious brain washing going on if you're going to be in denial of the truth.
http://globalvoicesonline.org/2014/08/03/israeli-army-whistle-blower-leaks-account-of-revenge-attacks-against-civilians-by-israeli-troops-in-gazas-shujaiyya/
Are you going to deny this also?
Let me explain the point that he's trying to make.  I could take this picture here, put it on facebook or twitter with a caption about how that blade was in an Afghan girl's throat as a stupid joke or while tying to be an internet tough guy and suddenly become a tool of anti-American propaganda as that post is circulated through the internet. We'd know it's bullshit as I'm a helicopter mechanic who's never even deployed, but nobody else does.
37529
« on: August 05, 2014, 06:04:56 PM »
You are so fucking cool. How do I be like you?
Step one: Acquire a botched lobotomy.
37530
« on: August 05, 2014, 05:59:31 PM »
We weren't going to tell you. But you're clinically retarded.
Thanks for breaking the news, doc. I was too worried it might upset him if I did it, but you always have such a way with words.
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