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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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37381
« on: August 08, 2014, 08:37:25 PM »
Eh, why the fuck not?
37382
« on: August 08, 2014, 08:37:07 PM »
Yeah, sure, just PM me your banking information, social security number, and a copy of your birth certificate, and I'll send you the money right away 
Oh come on, the Nigerian prince only needed my bank routing number!
37383
« on: August 08, 2014, 08:33:28 PM »
In about a hour and 30 minutes.
Stop living in the future!
37384
« on: August 08, 2014, 08:32:42 PM »
Can you spot me a few hundred? I need to find a 350 chevy block to build.
37385
« on: August 08, 2014, 08:31:35 PM »
i have no need to eat or breathe; my body is sustained by edgy atheist comments on the internet
I thought it was sustained by my shekels that keep going missing...
37386
« on: August 08, 2014, 08:17:50 PM »
Ach mein Gott, that's fucking hilarious.
37387
« on: August 08, 2014, 08:10:41 PM »
So... it's a mafia game?
37388
« on: August 08, 2014, 07:52:51 PM »
Spoiler Blood makes good lube.
Ugh... that makes me shudder... and I'm a masochist.
37389
« on: August 08, 2014, 07:16:03 PM »
Used to happen to me all the time for like a year. Just kinda dealt with it. Eventually I lost track of time completely. The best parts of dealing with acute insomnia would have been when I'd be driving a forklift at work and then everything starts running in slow motion. Fun shit.
37391
« on: August 08, 2014, 06:55:52 PM »
I'd like to thank my boyfriend for the blood running down my legs.
Having experienced that before, I can't imagine you being serious.
37392
« on: August 08, 2014, 06:55:10 PM »
Oi m8, I think wot this bloke's tryin' to say is he can't buy more crumpets from the Sainsbury's because his Vauxhall is out of petrol
Well 'ats his own bloody problem for now ownin' a Peugeot.
37393
« on: August 08, 2014, 06:41:09 PM »
37394
« on: August 08, 2014, 06:39:32 PM »
British =/= Northern Heathens.
pls
Oi gov'na, wha you sayin?
37396
« on: August 08, 2014, 06:13:33 PM »
One o' them was stupid and absent-minded enough ta pu' a glass back in'o'he the cupboard in jus the right way, so hat when I opened the cupboard the bleeding thing came toppling down.
It smashed on the counter and left cuts all down me upper leg.
Bloody twats.
I've decided that you don't post British enough, so I'm fixing that for you. Not sure what else to do in this thread...
37397
« on: August 08, 2014, 06:07:57 PM »
I do not see what is funny about that. If he actually said that, he is trying to turn the NSA into a joking matter, when it is actually a serious crime against the American people, and our government needs to be held accountable for it.
37398
« on: August 08, 2014, 06:06:31 PM »
That should be a pretty cool game.
Aw shit, lets hope there's no giant tentacle monsters being summoned.
37399
« on: August 08, 2014, 06:01:18 PM »
Hilarious yet disappointing. I expected someone to just tackle him to the ground.
37400
« on: August 08, 2014, 05:57:54 PM »
Cleopatra, Abraham Lincoln, and Otto Von Bismarck.
You know what, I'm not really sure. Otto seemed like a relatively laid back dude, but Lincoln and Cleo may be some trouble.
Bismark gonna slap you up, son.
37401
« on: August 08, 2014, 05:56:47 PM »
>implying Britbongs have gas, LOL
They have it, they just pay 8 pounds for a litre. And suddenly 3.50 a gallon seems pretty damn good. [freedom intensifies] Don't you britbongs wish that you were sharing a bed with Al-Qaeda?
37402
« on: August 08, 2014, 05:52:37 PM »
Gilles de Rais - Fuck me
Hannibal of Carthage - Fuck me
Heinz Guderian - He'll probably try and fight with the banker every turn, so I should be safe as long as that's not me. But, if I'm hosting them and house always plays banker, fuck me.
37403
« on: August 08, 2014, 05:44:21 PM »
diiiiiiiiiiis biiiiiaatch. You must have had some shit sushi then.
Gas station sushi.
37404
« on: August 08, 2014, 05:43:55 PM »
spicy tuna > sex
37405
« on: August 08, 2014, 02:39:02 PM »
37406
« on: August 08, 2014, 02:17:28 PM »
Bitch!
nope, still not it.
37407
« on: August 08, 2014, 02:05:29 PM »
37408
« on: August 08, 2014, 02:01:45 PM »
We'll shit. The US apparently just blew up the artillery ISIS was using to shell the Kurdish capital.
[freedom intensifies]
37409
« on: August 08, 2014, 01:56:49 PM »
say it...
37410
« on: August 08, 2014, 01:56:28 PM »
No offense, but the singing sounds kind of bad. Work on that and I think you've got yourself a pretty good song!
none taken. I know I'm a pretty bad singer, but I gotta try.
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