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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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37351
« on: August 10, 2014, 06:03:03 PM »
whyd you buy a woman's shirt
I didn't.
37352
« on: August 10, 2014, 05:58:55 PM »
I had nothing to do at work all morning so I just browsed ebay for four hours and ended up somehow shopping for chiffon skirts, but I didn't buy anything because I still don't understand why there's three different systems for women's clothes sizes. Then I ate a ham sandwich. The sandwich was less than amazing. Then I put jet fuel in a c12, came home after a nine hour day, somehow re-discovered Cody Lane's blue room scene, masturbated like three times, and now I'm just sitting here all bored and shit.
God damn my day was dumb.
37353
« on: August 10, 2014, 05:53:41 PM »
37354
« on: August 10, 2014, 05:32:36 PM »
My avatar would look weird, and I have no bigger size, so uh...  [Freedom intensifies]
37355
« on: August 10, 2014, 04:42:39 PM »
Hide British threads
Ignore British posts
Do not reply to British posters
37356
« on: August 10, 2014, 04:30:17 PM »
It ain't killed us yet.
37357
« on: August 10, 2014, 02:13:17 PM »
Bailey's is my thing. That shit is pure bliss.
That's like, hardly even alcohol.
37358
« on: August 10, 2014, 12:23:58 PM »
...barely legal.
US legal or Finland legal? 'Cause like, we know how banging fourteen year old girls is y'all's national sport.
37359
« on: August 10, 2014, 12:07:56 PM »
I figured that there'd be a few more votes in the 20-30 range.
Just added one.
37360
« on: August 10, 2014, 11:48:41 AM »
Don't really drink anymore.
But when I did. yuengling lager was my shit.
37361
« on: August 10, 2014, 11:14:17 AM »
Oh god, Lego shoes...
37362
« on: August 10, 2014, 10:08:20 AM »
37363
« on: August 10, 2014, 08:01:42 AM »
Watcha thinking about?
Spoiler  Not that.
37364
« on: August 10, 2014, 07:43:31 AM »
I can't show you my best troll because yoozel deleted it. But I posted a thread in the halo reach forum where I posed as a player who had achromatopsia (aka true colorblindedness) and that I could only see in black and white and shades of gray. I said blue and red looked the same to me, so I often ended up betraying my teammates because I thought they were on the other team. I asked bungie to consider having a playlist for colorblind gamers that had a black team and a white team and call it BLACKS vs WHITES. I made it sound very convincing while subtly implying racial stereotypes. ("If I were on the white team and I saw a black guy stealing my vehicle, I would shoot him down.")
It caused a shit storm that lasted for 17 pages. People who fell for it showed their sympathies and people who saw I was trolling called me a racist. Then the people who felt sorry for me started attacking those who called me a troll. It was absolute chaos. This was in the days where the reach forum was so active, that threads would get pushed down within 5 minutes. But this stayed on the front page for a considerable time. If it got near the bottom, I would change the title to something attention grabbing "I LOVE SUCKING ON ELITE COCKS!" or "EXPLODING MUSLIMS ATTACK REACH!" for about a minute, then change it back.
In terms of replies, it isn't my most successful bait. The "Fee for anybody under 17" thread was far more successful, but it is still my favorite trollbait because of how clever the premise was. *pats self on back*
I always loved your dealings with the Reach forum...
37365
« on: August 10, 2014, 07:40:31 AM »
There's a restaurant near here with like a two inch thick, 24 oz prime rib on their menu. That thing cooked rare is just... fucking awesome. It's the only thing I ever go there for.
37366
« on: August 10, 2014, 07:36:25 AM »
Oh Charlie... don't you know? Summer is for ciders. Nine times out of ten though, if I'm drinking beer, it's Lager. [Pennsylvaniaing intensifies] 
37367
« on: August 09, 2014, 11:08:55 PM »
If I was Ron I would be fucking disappointed.
He's publicly expressed disappointment on Rand's stance on Snowden. That's about it, if I can remember.
37368
« on: August 09, 2014, 02:54:20 PM »
tell hitler i said hi when you get to hell
I thought you people didn't believe in hell.
37369
« on: August 09, 2014, 02:46:32 PM »
37370
« on: August 09, 2014, 02:14:31 PM »
vodkarino vodkarino invade crimearino
Crimea river.
37371
« on: August 09, 2014, 02:10:42 PM »
Hold on, let me try communicating with him.
Babushka gulag borscht. Shekel?
37372
« on: August 09, 2014, 01:59:21 PM »
Sorry, I don't speak Communist.
37373
« on: August 09, 2014, 01:42:13 PM »
Or..
We never had to supply them to begin with? So what if they wanted to get their hands dirty in Afghanistan? It was literally right next to the Soviet Union.
Unless you weren't being serious...
Not entirely serious. However, we still had that containment policy at the time, didn't we?
37374
« on: August 09, 2014, 01:40:51 PM »
Watch out Britain, the Militant Gays are coming to destroy you with their equal marriage!
Oh my God... it just kills me every time I see a classic piece of armor painted pink like that.
37375
« on: August 09, 2014, 01:35:02 PM »
Well, since the first two of those came directly out of US intervention in the Soviet War in Afghanistan. And since ISIS, came from Al-Qaeda. Pretty much, the US was nearly completely responsible for the rise of all 3 of those groups.
We wouldn't have had to fund the Mujahedin if them dang dirty stinking Reds would have stayed in their own country first.
37376
« on: August 08, 2014, 09:03:25 PM »
I just build jets with it.
37377
« on: August 08, 2014, 08:46:58 PM »
The Nigerian prince isn't as trustworthy as me
He has a better story than you.
37378
« on: August 08, 2014, 08:41:21 PM »
Well... I can't argue against that logic.
37379
« on: August 08, 2014, 08:38:49 PM »
But robots n shit.
Fuck your communist robots and shit!
37380
« on: August 08, 2014, 08:37:49 PM »
Too old.
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