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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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« on: August 13, 2014, 10:12:49 PM »
N-no. Do not ruin my dream
Eh, who knows, maybe one day you'll get lucky and shit. And maybe one day I'll be able to kiss Bailey Jay's feet. Pfft, like that opportunity would ever present itself to me.
37232
« on: August 13, 2014, 10:09:19 PM »
Damn, I was about to get Sienna Grace to join in also........
Ha, I havb a better chance of getting Amy Daly's dick, which is no chance in hell.
37233
« on: August 13, 2014, 10:04:06 PM »
37234
« on: August 13, 2014, 10:03:23 PM »
I....
W-Wha....
That... I....
So... that's a no go for getting Kinder involved? Shame, I think he likes you.
37235
« on: August 13, 2014, 10:00:29 PM »
37236
« on: August 13, 2014, 09:55:44 PM »
37237
« on: August 13, 2014, 09:53:04 PM »
That's what they all say......until it happens
Eiffel tower?
37238
« on: August 13, 2014, 09:49:00 PM »
Baka To Test
Best girl. er... uh... best guy.
37239
« on: August 13, 2014, 09:46:35 PM »
Ohhhhhh OSS!
Is that Yideyoshi?
37240
« on: August 13, 2014, 09:26:06 PM »
And everything went better than expected!
37241
« on: August 13, 2014, 09:22:09 PM »
Well, looks like I'm buying this just for Norman. <3
37242
« on: August 13, 2014, 09:19:35 PM »
Can you and I just make love and skip the mud wrestling?
On further consideration, yes.
37243
« on: August 13, 2014, 09:17:46 PM »
I didnt sign up for this!
You've been voluntold.
37244
« on: August 13, 2014, 09:17:12 PM »
Oh cheer up, Oss is a stick. You got this, Ms. Air Force PT... heh... fuck, lol. >chair force >PT Fuckin lol
37245
« on: August 13, 2014, 09:14:41 PM »
But...
Oss cannot defeat that.
Ah yes, the power of love. If this was an anime or ero game, then yes, you would be unstopable. However, this is the IRL MUD WRASTLING CHAMPIONSHIP! No plot devices like love or a pure heart can win the fight for you!
37246
« on: August 13, 2014, 09:12:53 PM »
Saw that video, before anyone judges Tony, that kid violated every safety rule that you should follow when you crash and walked out of his car an on to an active track.
37247
« on: August 13, 2014, 09:10:23 PM »
Hooray! More of these goddamn 'facts'.
Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie.
Hey now, take pride in that fact that Finnish grain vodka is better than Russian potato vodka.
37248
« on: August 13, 2014, 09:07:59 PM »
Das please, like Ossku would even stand a chance when you are the prize.
I dunno, those Finns do some crazy shit when in a corner (See: Winter War, Continuation War, Lauri Torne, Simo Hayha, Great Northern War, Campaign against Charles XI).
37249
« on: August 13, 2014, 08:57:16 PM »
37250
« on: August 13, 2014, 08:55:30 PM »
<.<
I think you're gonna have to fight Noel. In a kiddie pool filled with mud, please.
37251
« on: August 13, 2014, 08:54:29 PM »
Don't get a boner... don't get a boner... don't get a... fuck...
37252
« on: August 13, 2014, 08:53:22 PM »
*Cough*
 hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
37253
« on: August 13, 2014, 08:48:23 PM »
Das > Ian
It has always been this way. Ian is just fun to tease.
uh... oh... I uh... you... 
37254
« on: August 13, 2014, 08:46:44 PM »
Uhhh... Him, I guess? You are cheating on me.
I thought you were Ian's! Wait... did you just say you wanna put your dick in me?
37255
« on: August 13, 2014, 08:45:01 PM »
I am actually kinda jealous...
Of me or him?
37256
« on: August 13, 2014, 08:36:57 PM »
I'm 6 inches >.>
Oh you...
37257
« on: August 13, 2014, 08:36:04 PM »
Chloe von Einzbern best girl of season.
I keep forgetting to watch that.
37258
« on: August 13, 2014, 08:25:14 PM »
Four inches must have been extremely disappointing. >.>
What's the biggest dick you've taken?
Five and some. I tried a guy who was like, 7.5 and proportionately thick, but I couldn't. See, I'm rather tight and I have an aversion to frequently using my plug to fix that because I'm not fond of having to clean the thing.
37259
« on: August 13, 2014, 08:19:01 PM »
You're not a straight guy?
Nope, Bisexual.
37260
« on: August 13, 2014, 08:12:43 PM »
Were you about to get some and it all fell apart in your hands?
Fuck it, just lay it out here.
Well, you see, I know this one dude, kinda younger, but whatever. Anyway, I went over to his house expecting to get some D when it becomes apparent to me that he has no fucking clue what he's doing and fucking busts a nut trying to get in to me. I don't know weather to fucking laugh at the guy or feel sorry for him since he's got a four inch dick and prematures like that...
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