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Messages - DAS B00T x2
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37141
« on: August 16, 2014, 04:26:51 PM »
It just looks like generic space marine gear to me...
37142
« on: August 16, 2014, 04:23:56 PM »
First name IRL: Dylan
Gender: Male
Age: 21
Weeaboo (yes/no): Ironically
Religion: Technically agnostic I guess, but I just don't really care.
Sexual preference: Bisexual
Socially awkward (yes/no): Yes
Virgin (yes/no): Depends who you ask. No male, yes female.
Current country you live in: 'Murica
Country born in: 'Murica
Ethnicity: the white man
Furry (yes/no): Yes, Scalie denomination.
37143
« on: August 16, 2014, 04:14:08 PM »
Tunnel infiltration in basic. You can't see anything, and can only navigate by listening to the man in front of you.
Pretty sure we made a few wrong turns, cause it seemed like forever.
37144
« on: August 16, 2014, 04:05:21 AM »
Sepp Dietrich (on left)
Hey now, go saying that when you move to Germany and you'll be arrested.
37145
« on: August 15, 2014, 09:39:37 PM »
 I think I'm honestly willing to put this above Spyro 2.
37146
« on: August 15, 2014, 09:35:58 PM »
10/10
Would allow to abduct in the middle of night and interrogate me in a gualg
 >tfw you will never be Putin's horse
37147
« on: August 15, 2014, 09:33:44 PM »
37148
« on: August 15, 2014, 09:31:52 PM »
As an illegal drug put into my drink when I wasn't looking?
Oh, then carry on.
37149
« on: August 15, 2014, 09:28:41 PM »
 Heinz fucking Guderian, a fifty year old man riding in front of his armored columns during the invasion of Poland? Pretty bad ass. Oh, he also taught Rommel how to Panzer.
37150
« on: August 15, 2014, 09:26:39 PM »
das likes captin
Captain? Yes, it's wonderful with coke, and with cola!
37151
« on: August 15, 2014, 09:22:41 PM »
wait asre you a pegboy
Can't say i've ever had the pleasure in participating in the act
37152
« on: August 15, 2014, 09:20:55 PM »
Have you ever been spiked on whisky? Didnt think so, ugh! even the smell makes me wanna vomit
Clarify your damn Bong slang for me, I've never heard spiked used in the context I think you're using it in.
37153
« on: August 15, 2014, 09:15:00 PM »
I hope you die of whisky poisoning you vile person. Eww whisky jesus christ!
I'm sorry that you can't handle the FREEDOM.
37154
« on: August 15, 2014, 09:12:13 PM »
37155
« on: August 15, 2014, 09:05:32 PM »
pls dont.
._.
Ah, your reactions never cease to amuse me.
37156
« on: August 15, 2014, 09:04:08 PM »
The fuck is a pegboy
Well you see, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, but the daddy likes thing in his butthole, mommy buys a strapon dildo and performs an act called pegging. Daddy, enjoying this, is what we call a pegboy.
37157
« on: August 15, 2014, 09:00:00 PM »
37158
« on: August 15, 2014, 08:52:27 PM »
Jack vs Fireball for tonight.
If I get fireball i'm definitely getting white girls all over me but it just doesn't go down that smooth :/
wat Fireball is probably the smoothest whiskey that I drink from the bottle. But then, I really fucking love cinnamon.
37159
« on: August 15, 2014, 08:45:31 PM »
Jagermeister
Still have a good bit of that.
37160
« on: August 15, 2014, 08:36:47 PM »
Why the gay bar?
Gay bars are a party even if you're a straight, cisgendered, white male.
37161
« on: August 15, 2014, 08:18:41 PM »
I seem to be running low on bourbon. What should I buy next?
37162
« on: August 15, 2014, 08:03:41 PM »
A few times due to the simple nature of how things in your dreams are pulled from recent memory and what-not.
37163
« on: August 15, 2014, 07:30:01 PM »
Nah, they wouldn't be allowed in because our elections are controlled by old racist boomers.
Oh. so I see American youth aren't the only ones waiting for them to die off.
37164
« on: August 15, 2014, 07:01:38 PM »
You underestimate how abysmally low our native birth rate is, and our total population was never very high to begin with.
Without a steady flow of immigrants, our federal government would quite likely collapse under its own wight and for all intents and purposes cease to exist.
So what you're saying is that we need to send our Mexicans to Canada instead of deporting them back south?
37165
« on: August 15, 2014, 07:00:10 PM »
Comms Officer was a douche. So glad this cool as fuck Reciffo guy killed him and took his place.
37166
« on: August 15, 2014, 06:38:07 PM »
 Freedom police now dispatched to OP's house. Have a nice day.
37167
« on: August 15, 2014, 06:17:24 PM »
Am I the only motherfucker on this planet who owns a fucking gun and doesn't either want to show it off like a retard, or fight the guvuhmint with it? it's a fucking tool, used to prevent crime, and take lives if required.you taking a picture with your rifle is like me taking a picture with my fucking lawn mower. it's pointless, and stupid.
I know how you feel. I just wanna shoot paper (and maybe bottles) with an AR innawoods, not kill the evil guberment neo-nazi SWAT teams with it.
37168
« on: August 15, 2014, 04:25:50 PM »
Hey man, it's hard being Snoop D-O-double-G.
37169
« on: August 15, 2014, 01:20:41 PM »
Well, what's the difference between myself and you?
37170
« on: August 15, 2014, 11:28:29 AM »
Das has decided to join this afternoon.
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