Uh, no. Keep your private parts private.

A shirtless man is not the same as a shirtless woman.

I'm rather fond of entropy. You know, chaos, collapse, deterioration, and all that jazz. Just as the English novelist Thomas Hardy said " My argument is that War makes rattling good history; but Peace is poor reading." Seriously, would you rather learn about The Pig War

(started when a British infantryman shot a pig that was wandering on American soil. The local American militia responded by gathering at the border and waiting for the British to make a move. Eventually the British apologized and the brief war ended, leaving the pig as the only casualty. Lasted for 4 months in 1859)

and the The War Of The Oaken Bucket

(a rivalry between the independent city states of Modena and Bologna spiraled out of control over the most unlikely of things: a wooden bucket. The trouble started when a band of Modena soldiers raided Bologna and stole a large wooden bucket. The raid was successful, but Bologna, wishing to secure both its bucket and its pride, declared war on Modena. The war raged on for twelve whole years but Bologna never did manage to get its bucket back. To this day the bucket is still stored in Modena’s bell tower.)

or something boring like the history of women rights or the Harlem Renaissance?

I'm support the rebels just because of the potential WWIII that could happen

Surprised people haven't suggested only sterilizing convicted rapists.
Not saying we should, but that seems to be one of the only possible defendable options.
Of course, that would SUCK for the wrongly convicted.
 

Someone needs...

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A contract.

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a sombrero

;_;

I swear I'll kill someone if the first thing that this oracle teaches to another robot is to do with Pomf related material.