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Messages - DAS B00T x2

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The Flood / Re: ban das boot
« on: September 03, 2014, 09:19:00 PM »
More interested in that cock hat at the bottom of the screen.
Damn it Franz, this makes my gun look so puny.

36272
The Flood / Re: Dream Car?
« on: September 03, 2014, 09:15:27 PM »
Probably feels like building a Megablock.
With a million different plastic shrouds covering the bricks that you need to move.

36273
The Flood / Re: Ohhhhh Tru!!
« on: September 03, 2014, 09:10:39 PM »

Because my gender counts for a lot anyway with waifu, DAS, Oss and Kiyo....
They simple joys of being an immoral, bi-sexual manwhore.

36274
The Flood / Re: Dream Car?
« on: September 03, 2014, 09:08:55 PM »
"Yeah, let's put the headlights on hood of the car, then put some fog lights where the headlights go, and then put more fog lights under those ones."
Spoiler
That thing must be lovely to work on...

36275
The Flood / Re: ban das boot
« on: September 03, 2014, 09:03:47 PM »
I've done a double like before.
No Volksgrenadiers allowed. They cannot schwim.

36276
The Flood / Re: Dream Car?
« on: September 03, 2014, 08:55:27 PM »

It was made by Buick, so it counts.

36277
The Flood / Re: Ohhhhh Tru!!
« on: September 03, 2014, 08:43:36 PM »
..... That's a fox... If Kiyo sees this....
>implying a fox isn't just a weak little dog

36278
The Flood / Re: Ohhhhh Tru!!
« on: September 03, 2014, 08:41:46 PM »
.......I... No I'm not. I'm not a dog


I beg to differ.

36279
The Flood / Re: ban das boot
« on: September 03, 2014, 08:38:27 PM »
uhh, guys...


IGNORING COMMANDANT! HE APPEARS TO BE THE VICTIM OF SOME ENEMY NERVE GAS!

36280
The Flood / Re: ban das boot
« on: September 03, 2014, 08:37:28 PM »
Did someone say ROCKET??
Yes, I KNOW it's technically impossible to fire a panzerfaust from an enclosed location. Don't read the fucking manual next time and you won't care!

36281
The Flood / Re: Ohhhhh Tru!!
« on: September 03, 2014, 08:31:36 PM »
...wut
So don't think about running away.

36282
The Flood / Re: Ohhhhh Tru!!
« on: September 03, 2014, 08:29:48 PM »
But he's... Small and cute... And... Yeah
But he is not my dog. Come along now, Tru. Don't make me get the leash.

And just remember, you're microchipped.

36283
The Flood / Re: ban das boot
« on: September 03, 2014, 08:25:56 PM »
*its
I took ballistics in school. Fascinating subject. Zings go up, zings come down.

36284
The Flood / Re: ban das boot
« on: September 03, 2014, 08:25:17 PM »
Spoiler
ew no, not like that you perv
Requesting a new commandant! This one appears to have lost his marbles!

36285
The Flood / Re: ban das boot
« on: September 03, 2014, 08:20:55 PM »

PUT AN EIGHT CENTIMETER ROCKET UP IT'S ASS!

36286
The Flood / Re: ban das boot
« on: September 03, 2014, 08:19:30 PM »
yiff in hell, weeaboo

or something like that
Taking fire from that cute little panzer! Fucking adorable, like a puppy...

36287
The Flood / Re: ban das boot
« on: September 03, 2014, 08:13:35 PM »

CAN'T SHILL ME, JIDF!

36288
The Flood / Re: I'm New Here.
« on: September 03, 2014, 08:03:52 PM »
Rule number 1: Tru hates you
Be nice, doggy.

36289
The Flood / Re: lol didnt even realize I got banned till just now
« on: September 03, 2014, 08:00:52 PM »
It is possibly to actually get banned on 4chan?
Contrary to popular belief, yes.

36290
What's coup?

36291
The Flood / Re: lol didnt even realize I got banned till just now
« on: September 03, 2014, 07:58:56 PM »
>/v/
>ever

36292
The Flood / Re: Ohhhhh Tru!!
« on: September 03, 2014, 07:57:36 PM »
I... I like green....
Called it! Ladies and gentlemen, I win. I'll be taking my doggy and leaving now.

36293
The Flood / Re: I'm New Here.
« on: September 03, 2014, 07:56:57 PM »
Except when I'm the whitest person here.
I bet my ass is whiter than your ass.

36294

Um...
I uh...

Well, ladies like armor plating, right?

36295
The Flood / Re: We need to recruit from bnet now
« on: September 03, 2014, 07:40:02 PM »
Saber is a terrible character.
Such a whore, too. She knew Shirou for twelve days, and what do you know? She's barging into his room asking to suck his dick!

36296
The Flood / Re: Ohhhhh Tru!!
« on: September 03, 2014, 07:38:50 PM »
>.>
I don't know what that is.
Okay, here's how it works, I kick you in the nuts as hard as I can, then you kick me. The first to fall over loses.

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The Flood / Re: Ohhhhh Tru!!
« on: September 03, 2014, 07:33:46 PM »
NO HOLD ON A MINUTE

Tru was mine in the beginning and shall stay mine.
I'll Rochambeau you for it! Ready?

36298
The Flood / Re: We need to recruit from bnet now
« on: September 03, 2014, 07:30:34 PM »
We do not need his kind here.
Hmm... you're right. The last thing we need is a god damn Sabafag.

36299
The Flood / Re: Ohhhhh Tru!!
« on: September 03, 2014, 07:27:42 PM »
Tru's my little adopted chibi.
Don't you have a fox to go be sickeningly lovey with?

36300
The Flood / Re: We need to recruit from bnet now
« on: September 03, 2014, 07:25:32 PM »
Good luck with that guys, as Kiyo said before, I am not great at invitations. I prefer small groups.
We should spam Ian with invites on Facebook.

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